1. Dumb Bunnies and Clucks

1 Dumb Bunnies and Clucks Monday Dear first-grade journal, Dumb bunny! Dumb bunny! Dumb bunny! I am not allowed to say dumb bunny! On account of my teacher heard me call May that name on the playground. And

亲爱的一年级日记，笨兔子！愚蠢的兔子!愚蠢的兔子!我不能说傻兔子！因为老师听到我在操场上叫梅那个名字。 和

he said for me to knock it off. Only here is something I just thought of. Even if I can't say dumb bunny out loud, I can still think it inside my head. 'Cause heads are silent. Which is what I like about heads. I am going to try it out right now. I put down my pencil and looked at May. Then I squinted my eyes real teensy. And I thought that name to just myself. Dumb bunny! Dumb bunny! Dumb bunny! Dumb bunny! May looked suspicious at me. "What are you doing, Junie Jones? Why are you squinting like that?" she asked. "Stop it right now. Stop that squinting. I paused my squint.

他让我别再吵了。 这是我刚想到的一件事。 即使我不能大声说出来，我仍然可以在我的脑海里想它。 因为脑袋是沉默的。这就是我喜欢正面的原因。 我现在就试一试。 我放下铅笔，看着梅。 然后我眯了眯眼睛。 我以为那是我自己的名字。 愚蠢的兔子!愚蠢的兔子!愚蠢的兔子!愚蠢的兔子!梅怀疑地看着我。 “你在干什么，琼·琼斯？” 你为什么那样眯着眼睛？”她问。 “马上停下来。别眯着眼了。 我停住了眼睛。

"I'm not just squinting at you, May. I'm also thinking a name about you inside my head. But you don't even know what name I'm thinking. 'Cause heads are silent. Which is what I like about heads," I said. May frowned. I started my squint again. Dumb bunny, dumb bunny, dumb bunny, dumb bunny, dumb bunny, I thought. After I finished, I brushed my hands together very satisfied. "There. That ought to hold me for a while," I said. May kept on frowning. Then BLAM! She exploded out of her chair! And she zoomed to the front of the room! "Mr. Scary! Mr. Scary! Junie B. called me that name again! I know she did! Only she thought it inside her head! And that is just plain sneaky!"

“我不是在眯着眼睛看你，梅。 我还在脑子里想着你的名字。 但你都不知道我在想什么名字。 因为脑袋是沉默的。这就是我喜欢正面朝上的原因，”我说。 可能皱起了眉头。我又开始眯起眼睛。 笨兔子，笨兔子，笨兔子，笨兔子，笨兔子，我想。 我完成后，我很满意地把我的手刷在一起。 ”。“这应该够我撑一阵子了。”我说。 梅继续皱着眉头。然后是噩梦!她突然从椅子上站了起来！她嗖地飞到房间前面！“先生。 可怕的!可怕的先生!Junie B。 又叫我那个名字！我知道她说了！只不过她是在脑子里想出来的！这简直是鬼鬼祟祟！”

Mr. Scary was writing at his desk. He closed his eyes and did a big breath. "May, what are our three new rules about tattling?" he asked. "You and I came up with three new rules to control your tattling, remember? Can you tell me what they are, please?" May stood there a real long time. She did not like the three new rules, I believe. Finally, she started to say them. "Rule number one: Count to twenty before I tattle," she grumped. Mr. Scary nodded. "Yes, May. Excellent. That's the first rule. Go on." "Rule number two," said May. "If I still feel like tattling, count to twenty again." Mr. Scary did a thumbs-up. "Yes, good … and rule number three?" May sucked in her cheeks. "Rule number three: If I still feel like

吓人先生正在书桌前写字。 他闭上眼睛，深深地吸了一口气。 “梅，我们关于打小报告的三条新规定是什么？”他问道。 “你和我提出了三条新规则来控制你的八卦，记得吗？” 你能告诉我是什么吗？”梅在那儿站了很长时间。 我相信她不喜欢这三条新规定。 最后，她开始念了。 “规则一：我先数到二十再讲，”她嘟囔道。 吓人先生点了点头。“是的,也许。 太好了。这是第一条规则。 继续。”“规则二，”梅说。 “如果我还想打小报告，再数到二十。” 吓人先生竖起大拇指。 “是的，很好……那么第三条规则呢？”梅吮吸着脸颊。 规则三：如果我还想

tattling after that go home eat dinner go to bed wake up eat breakfast come back to school raise my hand to tattle then put my hand over my mouth and please be quiet," she said. Mr. Scary clapped his happy hands. "Perfect! You've got it! Those are exactly the rules we talked about, aren't they?" he said. "I'm very proud of you for remembering them!" He stood up and walked her back to her chair. "You have a great memory for rules, May," he said. "But the next step is to actually follow the rules, okay? And I don't believe you counted to twenty this time, did you?" I leaned over and tapped on him. "I can vouch for that," I said. "There was definitely no counting." Mr. Scary frowned at me. "I'll deal with you in a minute, Miss Jones,"

然后再打小报告，回家吃晚饭，睡觉，起床，吃早餐，回到学校，举手打小报告，然后用手捂住嘴，请保持安静。” 吓人先生高兴地拍了拍手。 “完美!你说对了！这些正是我们讨论过的规则，不是吗？” “你还记得他们，我为你感到骄傲！”他站起来，送她回到椅子上。 “梅，你对规则的记忆力很好，”他说。 “但下一步就是要遵守规则，好吗？” 我相信你这次没有数到二十，是吗？”我俯身拍了拍他。 “我可以担保，”我说。 “绝对没有数过。” 吓人先生对我皱了皱眉。“琼斯小姐，我马上就来对付你。”