7. Flower Head

7 Flower Head Day Four Dear first-grade journal, I am writing this page on a stupid dumb tour bus. Stupid dumb tour bus is the grown-up word for there is nothing but old people on this thing. We are going on a nature hike.

花头第四天亲爱的一年级日记，我是在一辆愚蠢的旅游巴士上写这一页的。 又蠢又蠢的旅游巴士是成年人的用词，因为车上只有老人。 我们要去大自然远足。

A nature hike is when you look at plants and birds and scenery. I cannot think of a worse activity. Mother said I will get some good pictures today. Big whoop, From, Junie B., I Do Not Want to Be Here I closed my journal. And I did a huff. "This stupid dumb bus trip is taking forever," I grumped. Mother and Daddy rolled their eyes. 'Cause we hadn't actually left the parking lot yet. I kept on grumping. Then finally, finally, finally the bus door closed. And we started to go.

大自然徒步旅行就是看植物、鸟和风景。 我想不出比这更糟的事了。 妈妈说我今天要去拍一些好照片。 大呼，来自，朱尼B，我不想在这里”我合上日记。 然后我喘了口气。“这趟愚蠢的巴士之旅没完没了，”我抱怨道。 妈妈和爸爸翻了个白眼。 因为我们还没离开停车场呢。 我一直在发牢骚。最后，最后，最后，车门关上了。 然后我们就出发了。

A man in the front seat picked up a microphone. "ALOOOOHAAAA!" he hollered. All of the bus people sat there real silent. Then a few of them said aloha back at him only way quieter. The man laughed. "Oh, come on. You can do better than that!" "ALOOOOHAAAA!" he hollered again. And so this time more people said it. But they still weren't loud enough for him, I guess. Because we went through that same nonsense five more times. I tapped on Mother. "This guy is getting on my nerves," I said. "Shh," she said back. I looked at Squeezer. "Being shushed is getting on my nerves, too," I said. The man kept talking.

前排座位上的一个男人拿起麦克风。 “啊啊啊啊！”他喊道。 公车上所有的人都静静地坐在那里。 然后，他们中的一些人也对他说了声“阿罗哈”，不过声音要小得多。 那人笑了。“哦，别这样。 你可以做得更好！”“啊啊啊啊！”他又喊了一声。 所以这次更多的人这么说。 但我猜对他来说还是不够大声。 因为我们又重复了五次同样的废话。 我敲了敲妈妈。“这家伙真让我心烦，”我说。 “嘘，”她回答。我看着Squeezer。 “被嘘也让我心烦，”我说。 那人不停地说。

He said his name is Donald. And he will be our nature guide today. I did a sigh. "Little children do not like nature," I said. Donald kept on blabbing. He said we were on our way to a beautiful rain forest. And we will see some of the most spectacular scenery in the world. I covered my face. "Little children hate spectacular scenery," I said. Donald went on. He said we will see gorgeous flowers and magnificent trees and beautiful birds of all colors. I did a loud groan. "Can this situation get any boringer?" I said. An old man in front of me heard me say that.

他说他叫唐纳德。 他将是我们今天的自然向导。 我叹了口气。“小孩子不喜欢大自然，”我说。 唐纳德继续絮絮叨叨。他说我们正在去一个美丽的雨林的路上。 我们将看到世界上最壮观的景色。 我遮住了脸。“小孩子讨厌壮观的景色，”我说。 唐纳德接着说。他说，我们将看到绚丽的花朵、雄伟的树木和各种颜色的美丽鸟儿。 我大声呻吟了一声。“这种情况还能继续下去吗？”我说。 我前面的一位老人听到了我说的话。

He peeked his head over the seat real friendly. He said his name was Harold. And he was "eighty-eight years young." "When you get to be my age, spectacular scenery is as exciting as it gets," he said. I sighed again. "That's not much to look forward to, Harold," I said. Daddy quick leaned over. And he told me to please find something to do. Then he gave me my camera. And he said to take a picture of the people on the bus. I waited till we stopped at a light. Then I stood in the aisle. And I took a picture. Click-click.

他非常友好地从座位上探出头来。 他说他叫哈罗德。 他还“88岁”。 “当你到了我这个年纪，壮观的景色是最令人兴奋的，”他说。 我又叹了口气。“这没什么好期待的，哈罗德。”我说。 爸爸迅速俯下身来。他让我找点事做。 然后他把相机给了我。 他说给车上的人拍张照片。 我一直等到我们停在一个红绿灯前。 然后我站在过道上。 我拍了张照片。点击,。

I sat back down. "That picture will go nicely with my other embarrassing photo-journal pictures," I said. "Room One is going to laugh me right out of Show-and-Tell." After that, Mother snatched my camera away. And she said maybe I needed a nap. I covered my ears.

我又坐了下来。“这张照片和我其他令人尴尬的照片很配，”我说。 “一号房间会把我笑出‘展示告诉’的。” 在那之后，妈妈抢走了我的照相机。 她说也许我需要打个盹。 我捂住耳朵。