朱尼·琼斯系列 · 25 Junie B. First Grader - Jingle Bells, Batman Smells!
6 Giving Elf Wendy clapped her hands together. She said it is time for us to browse around. Except for please do not break the toys. And please do not eat the candy canes. And please do not blow our nose on the handkerchiefs. I skipped to Table Two real excited. 'Cause I already saw something that I loved! "Crayons! They got crayons!" I said very thrilled. I picked them up and looked inside. "Look! Look! The red has a sharp head!
送给精灵的温迪拍了拍手。 她说我们该四处逛逛了。 除了请不要弄坏玩具。 请不要吃棒棒糖。 请不要用手帕擤鼻涕。 我兴奋地跳到二号桌。 因为我已经看到了我喜欢的东西!“蜡笔!他们有蜡笔!”我说非常激动。 我把它们捡起来,往里面看。 “看!看!红色的有一个锋利的头!
And greenie is not even a stubbie!" I breathed their brand-new smell. "Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. I would love, love, love to buy these things," I said. Just then, my friend Herbert pulled me over to Table One. "Tattoos! Tattoos! They've got tattoos, Junie B.! And they really, really look real," he said. I did a gasp at those things. There were pirate tattoos! And dragon tattoos! And dinosaur tattoos! And kitty-cat tattoos! Plus also, they had a nice variety of swamp animals! "Whoa! That is all the tattoos a kid could ever dream of!" I said. "I would love, love, love to buy those things!" Then, all of a sudden, my eyes glanced over at Table Three. And my whole entire mouth
格林尼甚至不是一个矮胖子!”我闻到了它们全新的味道。 “嗯。嗯。嗯。我非常、非常、非常想买这些东西。” 就在这时,我的朋友赫伯特把我拉到一号桌。 “纹身!纹身!他们有纹身,朱妮·b !而且它们看起来真的、真的很逼真。” 我对那些东西倒吸了一口气。 有海盗纹身!还有龙纹身!还有恐龙纹身!还有小猫纹身!此外,他们还有各种各样的沼泽动物!“哇!这是一个孩子梦寐以求的纹身!”我说。 “我非常、非常、非常想买那些东西!”然后,突然,我的眼睛扫了一眼三号桌。 还有我的整个嘴巴
fell open. It was… "GLOW-IN-THE-DARK BARRETTES!" I yelled real excited. "I've always, always wanted these things!" "Cool," said Herb. "I know they are cool, Herbert!" I said. "'Cause if you lose your hair in the dark, you will always, always be able to find it." Just then, I felt a tap on my shoulder. I spun around. It was May. "You shouldn't be wanting to buy gifts for yourself, Junie Jones," she said. "We are here to buy gifts for others." I put my hands over my ears. "WHOOPS! BAD NEWS! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" I said. May raised up her voice.
开放的下降。“夜光发夹!”我激动地喊道。 “我一直、一直想要这些东西!”“酷。”赫伯说。 “我知道它们很酷,赫伯特!”我说。 “因为如果你在黑暗中掉了头发,你总能找到它。” 就在这时,我感到有人拍了拍我的肩膀。 我转过身来。那是五月。 “你不应该想给自己买礼物,琼·琼斯,”她说。 “我们是来给别人买礼物的。” 我用手捂住耳朵。 “哎呀!坏消息!我听不见!”我说。 梅提高了嗓门。
"It is nicer to give than to receive!" she shouted. "Giving is the spirit of the holiday season! I am a giver! I give, and I give, and I give, and I give!" Just then, I thought I heard another voice. I turned to look. Mr. Scary was calling out some words to us, I think. "YEAH, ONLY I CAN'T ACTUALLY HEAR YOU! I'VE GOT MY HANDS OVER MY EARS!" I called back. He walked over to me and took my hands away. His face did not look happy. "You two aren't having another problem, are you?" he asked. I shook my head very rapid. "Nope. No sirree. No problem," I said. "I was just being thrilled at these gifts. That's all
“给予比接受更美好!”她喊道。 “给予是节日的精神!”我是一个给予者!我给,我给,我给,我给,我给!”就在那时,我觉得我听到了另一个声音。 我转过头去看。我想吓人先生在对我们说些什么。 “是啊,只是我听不到你说话!”我用手捂着耳朵!”我回了电话。 他走到我跟前,把我的手拿开。 他的脸看起来并不高兴。 “你们俩不会又有什么问题了吧?”他问。 我飞快地摇了摇头。 “不。没有先生。“没问题,”我说。 “收到这些礼物我很激动。 这是所有
I was doing." May stood up real proud. "And I was just telling her to be a giver like me," she said. "My mother says that some people are born to be givers. And other people are born to be shellfish." She glanced her eyes at me. I stood there very puzzled. Then I looked up at Mr. Scary. "I don't even care for shellfish," I said. He did a little smile. He said May and I could browse some more. But to please keep our voices down. Only what do you know? As soon as he said that, we heard the loudest noise of the day! And it's called HA! SOMEONE IN ROOM ONE DID THE GIANTEST BURP IN THE WORLD!
我在做什么。”梅很自豪地站了起来。 “我只是告诉她要像我一样给予,”她说。 “我妈妈说,有些人天生就是给予者。 而其他人天生就是贝类。” 她瞥了我一眼。 我站在那里非常困惑。 然后我抬头看了看吓人先生。 “连贝类我也不喜欢,”我说。 他微微一笑。他说我和梅可以再看看。 但为了让我们的声音小点。 你只知道些什么?他刚说完这句话,我们就听到了当天最响的声音!它叫做HA!一号房间有人打了个世界上最大的嗝!
Our heads spun around to see. And we could not believe our eyeballs. "LUCILLE! IT WAS LUCILLE!" we shouted. Then all of us started laughing at once. "LUCILLE BURPED! SHE BURPED! SHE BURPED!" we hollered again. "I didn't even know rich people burped!" I said. "Me neither!" said Sheldon. "I am pleasantly surprised." Lucille stamped her expensive foot. "BUT I DIDN'T BURP! I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T! I DIDN'T!" she yelled. She held up a round toy in her hand. It looked like a beanbag, sort of. "IT WAS THIS THING!" she said. "THIS THING BURPED! NOT ME!" Lucille gave it a squeeze.
我们转过头去看。 我们简直不敢相信自己的眼睛。 “露西尔!是露西尔!”我们喊道。 然后我们所有人都笑了起来。 “露西尔打嗝!她打嗝!她打嗝了!”我们又大叫起来。 “我甚至不知道富人会打嗝!”我说。 “我也是!”谢尔顿说。 “我很惊喜。” 露西尔跺着她那昂贵的脚。 “但是我没有打嗝!”我没有!我没有!我没有!”她喊道。 她手里拿着一个圆形的玩具。 它看起来有点像豆袋。 “就是这个东西!”她说。 “这东西打嗝了!”不是我!”露西尔捏了一下。
