1. Peace and Goodwill

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1 Peace and Goodwill Tuesday Dear first-grade journal, Yay! Yay! Hurray! Today is the last week before winter break! Winter break is the school word for I gotta get out of this place, I tell you! 'Cause blabbermouth May is driving me crazy!

She is tattletailing on me every day almost! That's how come yesterday I chosed her down on the playground. And I threw grass on her head. It was very fun. Except I hope Santa did not see me do that. That guy watches me like a hawk this time of year. From, Junie B., First Grader P.S. Hey! Wait! I almost forgot! Today all the first grades are going to sing holiday songs together! That will be a hoot. I tell you because Just then, I quick stopped writing. 'Cause I

couldn't believe my eyeballs! That snoopy-head May was stretching her neck across the aisle! And she was reading my journal page! I slammed my book shut speedy fast. "This is none of your beeswax, sister!" I said. But May was already jumping out of her chair. "Mr. Scary! Mr. Scary!" she hollered real loud. "Junie Jones wrote a bad name about me in her journal! She wrote that I am a bladdermouth! And bladder is not a nice word!" I rolled my eyes at that dumb comment. "It's not bladdermouth. It's blabber-mouth, May," I said. "Blabbermouth is spelled with b's not d's." Mr. Scary stood up at his desk.

"Girls please," he said. Then he was going to growl at us, probably. But the phone rang from the office. And he had to answer it. I crossed my arms at May. "B is the same letter that you always forget when you say my name, remember? And so maybe I should use B in a sentence for you." I leaned close to her eardrum. "Dear Blabbermouth May: My name is Junie B. Jones. How come you can't remember B's? Huh, May? Huh? Are you a block-head or something?" May's face got very puffery. Then, all of a sudden, she grabbed my journal right off my desk. And she started to rip out the page!

I tried to grab it back from her. But May would not let go of that thing! And so, me and her got into a tuggle. I pulled real hard. Then May pulled harder.