1. Peace and Goodwill

1 Peace and Goodwill Tuesday Dear first-grade journal, Yay! Yay! Hurray! Today is the last week before winter break! Winter break is the school word for I gotta get out of this place, I tell you! 'Cause blabbermouth May is driving me crazy!

1和平与善意星期二亲爱的一年级日记，耶！耶!华友世纪!今天是寒假前的最后一周！寒假是学校里的说法，意思是我得离开这个地方，我告诉你！因为大嘴巴梅快把我逼疯了！

She is tattletailing on me every day almost! That's how come yesterday I chosed her down on the playground. And I threw grass on her head. It was very fun. Except I hope Santa did not see me do that. That guy watches me like a hawk this time of year. From, Junie B., First Grader P.S. Hey! Wait! I almost forgot! Today all the first grades are going to sing holiday songs together! That will be a hoot. I tell you because Just then, I quick stopped writing. 'Cause I

她几乎每天都在打我的小报告！这就是为什么昨天我在操场上把她击倒的原因。 我把草扔到她头上。 非常有趣。不过我希望圣诞老人没看到我这么做。 每年这个时候那家伙都盯着我。 来自，朱妮B，一年级附校 嘿!等等!我差点忘了！今天所有一年级的学生要一起唱节日歌曲！那会很有趣的。 我告诉你是因为就在那时，我很快停止了写作。 因为我

couldn't believe my eyeballs! That snoopy-head May was stretching her neck across the aisle! And she was reading my journal page! I slammed my book shut speedy fast. "This is none of your beeswax, sister!" I said. But May was already jumping out of her chair. "Mr. Scary! Mr. Scary!" she hollered real loud. "Junie Jones wrote a bad name about me in her journal! She wrote that I am a bladdermouth! And bladder is not a nice word!" I rolled my eyes at that dumb comment. "It's not bladdermouth. It's blabber-mouth, May," I said. "Blabbermouth is spelled with b's not d's." Mr. Scary stood up at his desk.

简直不敢相信我的眼睛！那个自以为是的梅把脖子伸到过道那边去了！她还在看我的日记！我猛地把书合上。 “这不关你的事，妹妹！”我说。 但梅已经从椅子上跳了起来。 “可怕的先生!可怕先生！”她大声喊道。 “琼·琼斯在她的日记里写了我的坏话！她写道，我是个大嘴巴！膀胱可不是一个好词！”听到那句愚蠢的话，我翻了个白眼。 “这不是狸嘴病。“这是瞎说，梅，”我说。 “Blabbermouth的拼写是b而不是d。” 吓人先生在他的办公桌前站了起来。

"Girls please," he said. Then he was going to growl at us, probably. But the phone rang from the office. And he had to answer it. I crossed my arms at May. "B is the same letter that you always forget when you say my name, remember? And so maybe I should use B in a sentence for you." I leaned close to her eardrum. "Dear Blabbermouth May: My name is Junie B. Jones. How come you can't remember B's? Huh, May? Huh? Are you a block-head or something?" May's face got very puffery. Then, all of a sudden, she grabbed my journal right off my desk. And she started to rip out the page!

“姑娘们，”他说。然后他可能会对我们咆哮。 但是办公室的电话响了。 他必须回答这个问题。我对梅抱起双臂。 “B就是你说我名字时总是忘记的那个字母，记得吗？” 所以也许我应该在句子中用B。” 我凑近她的耳膜。 “亲爱的大嘴巴梅：我叫朱尼·B。 琼斯。你怎么连B都记不住？ 嗯,可能吗?嗯?你是个笨蛋还是怎么的？”梅的脸肿得很厉害。 然后，她突然从我桌上拿走了我的日记。 她开始撕那一页！

I tried to grab it back from her. But May would not let go of that thing! And so, me and her got into a tuggle. I pulled real hard. Then May pulled harder.

我想从她手里抢回来。 但是梅不愿放开那东西！于是，我和她发生了争执。 我使劲拉。然后梅拉得更用力了。