7. Dumb Cinderella

7 Dumb Cinderella After we left grouchy Mrs. Morty's, we went to the rest of the houses on our street. I got raisins. And a pencil. And a box of trail mix. I said thank you to all of those people. "This is the fibbingest day of my life," I told Mother. At the end of the block, we turned the corner. Then wowie wow wow! I saw two trick-or-treater girls coming my way! It was Cinderella and her Fairy

7哑巴灰姑娘离开脾气暴躁的莫蒂太太家后，我们又去了同一条街上其他的人家。 我有葡萄干。还有一支铅笔。 还有一盒什锦干果。我对所有这些人说了谢谢。 “这是我一生中撒的谎最多的一天，”我告诉妈妈。 在街区的尽头，我们拐了个弯。 哇，哇，哇！我看见两个不给糖就捣蛋的女孩向我走来！这是灰姑娘和她的仙女

Godmother! I just couldn't resist myself, I tell you! I made scary claws with my fingers! And I raised my arms in the air! Then I ran at those two like a whiz! "AAAAA! AAAAA!" I screeched. "I'M SCREAMY THE CLOWN! I'M SCREAMY THE CLOWN!" They stopped very fast and watched me with their eyes. I ran all around them in a scary circle. "AAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAA!" I screamed. Then finally, I got dizzy. And I stopped to take a breather. While I breathed, I made a scary clown face. "GRR!" I said. "GRR! GRR! GRR!"

教母!我告诉你，我就是忍不住！我用手指做了可怕的爪子！我举起我的手臂在空中！然后我飞快地冲向那两个人！“五星级!五星级!”我尖叫着。 “我在尖叫小丑！”我在尖叫小丑！”他们很快停下来，用眼睛看着我。 我在他们周围围成一个可怕的圈。 “五星级!五星级!五星级!”我尖叫起来。 最后，我感到头晕。 我停下来喘了口气。 当我呼吸时，我做了一个可怕的小丑脸。 “嗯……!”我说。“嗯……!嗯……!嗯……!”

Cinderella looked at the Fairy Godmother. "Do clowns say grr?" she asked. The Fairy Godmother shrugged her shoulders. "What did she say her name was again?" Cinderella thought for a second. "Creamy," she said. "I think she said Creamy the Clown." I stamped my foot.

灰姑娘看着仙女教母。 “小丑会说grr吗？”她问。 仙女教母耸了耸肩。 “她说她叫什么来着？”灰姑娘想了一会儿。 “奶油，”她说。“我想她说的是小丑奶油。” 我跺了跺脚。

"Not Creamy Screamy!" I hollered. "I'm Screamy the Clown. And I can scare the pants off you!" Then I made more claws. And I jumped up and down very frightening. "BOO!" I shouted. "BOO and I MEAN it!" They looked at each other and did more shrugs. Cinderella started walking again.

“不是奶油尖叫！”我大声喊道。 “我是尖叫小丑。我可以把你吓得屁滚尿流！”然后我做了更多的爪子。 我跳上跳下，非常害怕。 “嘘!”我叫道。“嘘，我是认真的！”他们面面相觑，又耸了耸肩。 灰姑娘又开始走路了。

"Sorry, Creamy. But you're just not scary," she said. The Fairy Godmother nodded. "You're making a fool out of yourself, sister," she said. Then she bonked me on the head with her wand. And she started walking, too. I stood there real glum. Pretty soon, Mother and Ollie caught up with me. Mother said I am acting like a lunatic. And I have to stay with her and Ollie. Then she held my s'penders so I couldn't run away anymore. My shoulders slumped very much. "Yeah, only why would I even run away again?" I said. "'Cause I can't scare a flea, I tell you." I glanced down at my big, fat pants.

“对不起,奶油。但你并不可怕，”她说。 仙女教母点点头。 “你在出丑，妹妹，”她说。 然后她用魔杖敲了一下我的头。 她也开始走路了。 我闷闷不乐地站在那里。很快，妈妈和奥利就追上了我。 妈妈说我像个疯子。 我得陪着她和奥利。 然后她扶着我的吊坠，这样我就不能再跑了。 我的肩膀耷拉得很厉害。 “是啊，但我为什么还要再次逃跑呢？”我说。 “我告诉你，我连跳蚤都吓不到。” 我低头看了一眼我又大又胖的裤子。

"I look like a clown in this getup," I said real embarrassed. I did not feel brave anymore. Finally, Mother let go of my s'penders and she held my hand. I walked real slow and nervous. And I looked for monsters in the dark. Also, I swatted at the air over my head. Or else a bat might land in my clown wig. Mother kept on pulling me. "Come on, Junie B. Move your feet," she said. Just then I heard voices behind me I quick spun around. And OH NO! OH NO! IT WAS A WITCH! A witch was behind me on the sidewalk! And she was walking with a skeleton guy!

“我穿这身打扮像个小丑。”我尴尬地说。 我不再觉得勇敢了。 最后，妈妈放开了我的吊坠，握着我的手。 我走得很慢，很紧张。 我在黑暗中寻找怪物。 同时，我拍打着头顶的空气。 不然蝙蝠会落在我的小丑假发上。 妈妈不停地拉我。 “来吧，朱妮·b，把你的脚挪开，”她说。 就在这时，我听到身后有声音，我迅速转过身来。 哦不！噢,不!是个女巫！人行道上有个女巫在我后面！她和一个骷髅男走在一起！