6. Trick-or-Fruit

Chapter 6 Trick-or-Fruit Mother put Ollie in his stroller. And she took us trick-or-treating. She tried to hold my hand. But I quick pulled it away. "Yeah, only I'm not even a scaredy-cat baby," I said. "I am Screamy the Clown." After that, I speeded up my feet. And I walked very fast in front of those two. Our first neighbor's house is where grouchy Mrs. Morty lives. Grouchy Mrs. Morty lives all by herself with grouchy Mr. Morty. Their yard has lots of lawn decorations in

妈妈把奥利放在他的婴儿车里。 她还带我们去玩不给糖就捣蛋。 她试图握住我的手。 但我很快就把它拉开了。 “是啊，不过我甚至不是一个胆小的孩子，”我说。 “我是尖叫小丑。”在那之后，我加快了脚步。 我在他们俩前面走得很快。 我们第一个邻居的房子是爱发牢骚的莫蒂太太住的地方。 爱发牢骚的莫蒂太太独自和爱发牢骚的莫蒂先生住在一起。 他们的院子里有许多草坪装饰

it. Only do not accidentally take a little elf from their garden. Or else grouchy Mrs. Morty will threaten to call the cops. I ran up their porch steps. There was a big trick-or-treat boy already there. He was ringing the doorbell. I looked at him very close. He was wearing fishing boots and a fishing pole. I waved at him with my clown gloves. "Hello. How are you today? I am Screamy the Clown," I said. "And I can scare the pants off people." The boy rolled his eyes at me. He didn't say any words. I pulled on his fishing pole very friendly. "So what are you dressed as?" I asked.

它。只是不要不小心从他们的花园里带走一个小精灵。 不然脾气暴躁的莫蒂太太会威胁要叫警察。 我跑上他们门廊的台阶。 那里已经有一个不给糖就捣蛋的大男孩了。 他在按门铃。 我很仔细地看着他。 他穿着钓鱼靴，拿着鱼竿。 我用小丑手套向他挥了挥手。 “你好。你今天好吗？ 我是尖叫小丑，”我说。 “我能把人吓得屁滚尿流。” 那男孩对我翻白眼。 他一句话也没说。我很友好地拉着他的鱼竿。 “那你穿成什么样子？”我问。

The boy sucked his cheeks into his head. "I'm a fisherman, you clown," he said. Fishermen have an attitude, apparently. That's how come I decided to scare the pants off that guy. I did a creepy clown grin. Then I stood on my tallest tippytoes. And I screamed right in his face. "AAAAA! AAAAA! AAAAA!" I screamed. Just then, grouchy Mrs. Morty opened the front door. And she quick held her ears. "JUNIE B. JONES! MY WORD! STOP ALL THAT RACKET!" I stopped my racket. "Yeah, only I'm not actually Junie B. Jones," I explained. "I am Screamy the Clown. And Screamy the Clown can scare

男孩把双颊紧贴在脑袋里。 “我是个渔夫，你这个小丑，”他说。 显然，渔民是有态度的。 所以我决定把那家伙吓得屁滚尿流。 我做了一个令人毛骨悚然的小丑笑容。 然后我踮起最高的脚尖。 我当着他的面尖叫。 “五星级!五星级!五星级!”我尖叫起来。 就在这时，满腹牢骚的莫蒂太太打开了前门。 她赶紧捂住耳朵。 “琼·b·琼斯！我的单词!别吵了！”我停了下来。 “是的，只不过我不是真正的朱妮·B。 琼斯，”我解释道。“我是尖叫小丑。 “尖叫小丑”可以吓唬人

the pants off people." The fisherman boy rolled his eyes again. "I don't even know this clown," he said. I tapped on grouchy Mrs. Morty's arm. "Trick-or-treat. Trick-or-treat. Give me something good to eat," I sang very amusing. Grouchy Mrs. Morty picked up a big bowl. And she gave us each an apple. It plopped very hard in the bottom of my bag. I stared down at that thing. "Okey-doke… here is the problem, Mrs. Morty. I already have apples at my house," I said. I did a little frown. "Also, I didn't say trick-or-fruit," I said. The fisherman boy laughed real loud. Then he leaned over next to me.

脱掉裤子的人。”渔夫男孩又翻了个白眼。 “我甚至不认识这个小丑，”他说。 我轻拍着满腹牢骚的莫蒂太太的胳膊。 “捣蛋”。糖果。 给我一些好吃的，”我唱得很有趣。 满腹牢骚的莫蒂太太端起一个大碗。 她给了我们每人一个苹果。 它重重地落在我包的底部。 我低头盯着那东西。 “好吧……问题是这样的，莫蒂夫人。 我家里已经有苹果了，”我说。 我微微皱了皱眉。“还有，我没说‘不给水果就捣蛋’，”我说。 渔夫男孩笑得很大声。 然后他靠在我旁边。

And he dropped his apple down my clown pants. And he quick ran off the porch. I stood there very shocked. "Okay. That is not actually acceptable," I said kind of mumbly. Just then, Mother came up the steps with Ollie the Cow. Mrs. Morty's face got nicer.

他的苹果掉到我的小丑裤里了。 他飞快地跑出门廊。 我站在那里，非常震惊。 “好吧。这实际上是不可接受的，”我有点含糊地说。 就在这时，妈妈牵着奶牛奥利走上台阶。 莫蒂太太的脸色变好了。

She patted Ollie's cow head. And she gave him a Rice Krispies Treat. I looked curious at that woman. "Okay, see… I didn't actually know that Rice Krispies Treats were available," I said. "And so I would like to trade in these apples, please." I reached into my bag and my clown pants. And I tried to give the apples back. But grouchy Mrs. Morty did a grump face. "I only made Treats for little ones," she said. After that, she patted Ollie again. And she closed the door. Mother stared at me. "My… that went well. It's only the first house, and you've already had an apple dropped down your pants," she said. She did a big breath. "And not only that,

她拍了拍奥利的牛头。 她给了他一个米花糖。 我好奇地看着那个女人。 “好吧，你看……我其实不知道米花糖有卖，”我说。 “所以我想交易这些苹果，谢谢。” 我把手伸进包里和小丑裤里。 我试着把苹果还回去。 但脾气暴躁的莫蒂太太却一脸愠怒。 “我只给小孩子做零食，”她说。 然后，她又拍了拍奥利。 她关上了门。母亲盯着我。 “天啊……进展得很顺利。这只是第一个房子，你已经有一个苹果掉到裤子里了，”她说。 她深深地吸了一口气。“不仅如此，