1. Secrets

1 Secrets Friday Dear first-grade journal, My daddy went away on a business trip this week. He is doing job interviews. Job interviews is when you put on a suit. And you wear a tie. And you beg people for a job. I wish Daddy did not have to do job interviews right now.

亲爱的一年级学生日记：我爸爸这周出差去了。 他正在面试工作。 工作面试是你穿上西装的时候。 你还要打领带。你求别人给你一份工作。 我真希望爸爸现在不用去面试工作。

'Cause HALLOWEEN is coming tomorrow! And I am afraid of that scary holiday! From, Scaredy Junie B., First Grader P.S. I am not telling anyone that I am scared of Halloween. Or else, they will tease me... probably. Children are like that. I put down my pencil and thought about Halloween some more. Then I did a little shiver. On account of last year, a boy named Paulie Allen Puffer told me five scary secrets about that day. And he said I am not allowed to tell anyone. Or else a witch will turn my

因为明天就是万圣节了！我很害怕那个可怕的假期！来自，Scaredy朱尼B，一年级附中 我不会告诉任何人我害怕万圣节的。 否则，他们会取笑我…… 可能。孩子们就是这样。 我放下铅笔，又开始想万圣节的事。 然后我打了个寒噤。 因为去年，一个叫保利·艾伦·普弗的男孩告诉了我关于那一天的五个可怕的秘密。 他说我不能告诉任何人。 否则女巫会把我的

head into a wart. I made a sick face. And I tried not to think about that situation. Only how can you not think about a situation if you're trying not to think about a situation? I tapped my fingers very frustrated. Then, all of a sudden, I saw my journal on my desk. And a good idea came in my head. 'Cause sometimes if you write your problems in a journal, it makes you feel better about things. I heard that on the Home Shopping Network. They were selling journals, I believe. I quick opened the pages. And I started to write.

一头扎进疣子里。我做了个恶心的鬼脸。 我试着不去想那种情况。 如果你试着不去想一个情况你怎么能不去想它呢？ 我非常沮丧地敲着手指。 然后，突然，我看到我的日记在我的桌子上。 我突然想到一个好主意。 因为有时候如果你把自己的问题写在日记里，会让你感觉好一点。 我是在家庭购物网上听到的。 我想他们在卖杂志。 我迅速打开书页。然后我开始写作。

5 scary secrets that Paulie Allen Puffer told me by Junie B., Jones 1 Real monsters and witches go trick or treating on Halloween. Only they don't even wear costumes. On count of everybody thinks they're already dressed up. BUT THEY'RE NOT! THEY ARE WEARING THEIR REAL ACTUAL FACE AND CLOTHES!

真正的怪物和女巫在万圣节不给糖就捣蛋。 只不过他们连戏服都不穿。 因为每个人都认为自己已经打扮好了。 但他们不是！他们穿着真正的脸和衣服！

2 Do not carve pointy sharp teeth in your pumpkin. Or else it will roll into your room while you are sleeping and eat your feet. 3 Bats like to land on your head and live in your hair. 4 Black witch cats can claw you into shreddle. 5 Candy corn isn't really corn. I put down my pencil again. And I read over the secrets. That candy corn one is shocking, I tell you. Writing my problems did not make me feel better. I put my head on my desk. And I covered up with my arms. Just then, I heard my teacher's voice.

不要在南瓜上刻尖尖的牙齿。 否则它会在你睡觉的时候滚进你的房间，吃掉你的脚。 蝙蝠喜欢落在你的头上，住在你的头发里。 黑魔猫可以把你抓成碎纸。 玉米糖并不是真正的玉米。 我又放下了铅笔。 我把这些秘密读了一遍。 我跟你说，那个玉米糖太吓人了。 写下我的问题并没有让我感觉更好。 我把头靠在桌子上。我用胳膊遮住了自己。 就在这时，我听到了老师的声音。