1. Secrets

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1 Secrets Friday Dear first-grade journal, My daddy went away on a business trip this week. He is doing job interviews. Job interviews is when you put on a suit. And you wear a tie. And you beg people for a job. I wish Daddy did not have to do job interviews right now.

'Cause HALLOWEEN is coming tomorrow! And I am afraid of that scary holiday! From, Scaredy Junie B., First Grader P.S. I am not telling anyone that I am scared of Halloween. Or else, they will tease me... probably. Children are like that. I put down my pencil and thought about Halloween some more. Then I did a little shiver. On account of last year, a boy named Paulie Allen Puffer told me five scary secrets about that day. And he said I am not allowed to tell anyone. Or else a witch will turn my

head into a wart. I made a sick face. And I tried not to think about that situation. Only how can you not think about a situation if you're trying not to think about a situation? I tapped my fingers very frustrated. Then, all of a sudden, I saw my journal on my desk. And a good idea came in my head. 'Cause sometimes if you write your problems in a journal, it makes you feel better about things. I heard that on the Home Shopping Network. They were selling journals, I believe. I quick opened the pages. And I started to write.

5 scary secrets that Paulie Allen Puffer told me by Junie B., Jones 1 Real monsters and witches go trick or treating on Halloween. Only they don't even wear costumes. On count of everybody thinks they're already dressed up. BUT THEY'RE NOT! THEY ARE WEARING THEIR REAL ACTUAL FACE AND CLOTHES!

2 Do not carve pointy sharp teeth in your pumpkin. Or else it will roll into your room while you are sleeping and eat your feet. 3 Bats like to land on your head and live in your hair. 4 Black witch cats can claw you into shreddle. 5 Candy corn isn't really corn. I put down my pencil again. And I read over the secrets. That candy corn one is shocking, I tell you. Writing my problems did not make me feel better. I put my head on my desk. And I covered up with my arms. Just then, I heard my teacher's voice.