1. Breathing Germs

1 Breathing Germs Friday Dear first-grade journal, Today is the end of the week. Mr. Scary is taking attendance. Attendance is the school word for who isn't here today. There are lots of children out sick in Room One. I am going to count them, I think.

呼吸细菌星期五亲爱的一年级日记：今天是一周的结束。 吓人先生在点名。 出席是学校里对今天没来的人的称呼。 一号房间有很多孩子生病了。 我想我要数数了。

I will be back in a minute. Okay. Here is a teensy problem I just ran into. 'Cause how can I count the people who aren't here? On account of they didn't show up, apparently. Taking attendance is harder than it looks. From, Junie B., First Grader I put down my pencil to think about this situation. Only I didn't even have time to concentrate, hardly. 'Cause all of a sudden, there was a noise on the other side of the room. I turned my head to look.

我马上就回来。 好吧。这是我刚刚遇到的一个小问题。 因为我怎么数那些不在这里的人？ 显然是因为他们没来。 考勤比看上去要难得多。 我放下铅笔，开始思考这个问题。 只是我几乎没有时间集中精神。 因为突然间，房间的另一边有声音。 我转过头去看。

And SPLAT-O! A boy named Roger throwed up on the floor! It was the disgustingest thing I ever saw. Also, the air did not smell delightful. I quick held my nose and closed my eyes. Only too bad for me. 'Cause my dumbbunny eyes have a brain of their own. And they kept on sneaking peeks of the splat o. It was Cheerios, I believe. Finally, I put my head on my desk. And I covered up with my arms. Only just then, more trouble happened. And it's called, a boy named Sheldon couldn't stand the splat-o. And so he jumped up from his chair! And he ran straight out of Room One!

和SPLAT-O !一个叫罗杰的男孩吐在地板上了！这是我见过的最恶心的东西。 而且，空气闻起来也不好闻。 我赶紧捂住鼻子，闭上眼睛。 对我来说太糟糕了。因为我的傻眼睛有自己的大脑。 他们不停地偷偷地看那块石头。 我想是麦圈吧。 最后，我把头靠在桌子上。 我用胳膊遮住了自己。 就在这时，更多的麻烦发生了。 它的名字是，一个叫谢尔顿的男孩无法忍受口角。 于是他从椅子上跳了起来！他直接从一号房间跑了出来！

And that was a surprise, I tell you! Mr. Scary ran after him. He brought Sheldon back in a jiffy. Then he quick called the school nurse, Mrs. Weller, on the phone. And he told her that we need her help right now. "Hurry!" he said. "Fast!" And so, Mrs. Weller zoomed to Room One as fast as a speedy rocket. And then she hurried over to Roger. And she talked to him in a calmy voice. And she said everything is going to be okay. Roger hanged his head real embarrassed. I felt sorry for that guy. Also, he was making me ill. Finally, Mrs. Weller helped him get up from his chair. And she held his hand. And she took him to her office.

我告诉你，这真是个惊喜！吓人先生追着他跑。 他很快就把谢尔顿带回来了。 然后他迅速给学校的护士韦勒太太打了电话。 他告诉她我们现在需要她的帮助。 “快点！”他说。“快!”于是，韦勒太太像火箭一样飞快地冲进了一号房间。 然后她匆匆走向罗杰。 她用平静的声音跟他说话。 她说一切都会好起来的。 罗杰尴尬地低下了头。 我为那个家伙感到难过。 而且，他让我生病了。 最后，韦勒太太扶他从椅子上站起来。 她握着他的手。她带他去了她的办公室。

After that, Room One could not do any work. On account of how can you do work with splat-o on the floor? Only hurray, hurray! 'Cause pretty soon, our janitor named Gus Vallony came rushing through the door. I jumped right up when I saw him. "Gus Vallony! It's me! It's me! It's Junie B. Jones!" I hollered out. "Roger throwed up! Roger throwed up!" Gus Vallony winked at me. Then he went straight to Roger's desk. And he took out his important janitor equipment. And he sprinkled powder all over the splat-o. And wowie wow wow! That stuff sweeped up like a miracle! We could not believe our eyeballs. "Whoa!" said my friend named Lennie.

从那以后，一号房间就不能工作了。 因为你怎么能在地板上工作？ 只有万岁，万岁！因为很快，我们的看门人格斯·瓦洛尼就冲进门来了。 我一看到他就跳了起来。 “格斯Vallony !是我!是我!我是朱妮·B。 琼斯!”我大声喊道。“罗杰吐了！”罗杰吐了！”格斯·瓦洛尼对我眨了眨眼。 然后他径直走向罗杰的办公桌。 他拿出了他重要的看门人设备。 他把粉末撒了一地。 哇，哇，哇！那东西像奇迹一样被冲走了！我们简直不敢相信自己的眼睛。 “哇！”我的朋友伦尼说。