2. More Piggy Problems

2 More Piggy Problems I stayed in my daydream a real long time. Also, I think I snored a little bit. Then—all of a sudden—SMACK! Mr. Scary clapped his loud hands together! And that noise scared the daylights out of me, I tell you! I jumped straight up in my seat. And my arms flinged out very crazy! Then my hand knocked into my dictionary! And oh no! Oh no! That heavy book went over the edge of my

我在自己的白日梦里呆了很长时间。 还有，我觉得我有点打呼噜。 然后，突然——砰！吓人先生拍手叫好！我告诉你，那声音把我吓得魂飞魄散！我从座位上跳了起来。 我的手臂疯狂地摆动着！然后我的手碰到了我的字典！哦，不！噢,不!那本厚书翻到了我的

desk! And it landed on my sore toe! "OW!" I shouted real loud. "OW OW OW OW OW!!" I reached for my foot. And I started to cry. Mr. Scary came running back to me. Then he quick sent Herbert to the school nurse to get some ice. And hurray for Herbert! 'Cause he brought that woman back with him! Her name is Mrs. Weller. I know her from previous accidents. Mrs. Weller gave me some tissues. And she put an ice bag on my piggy toe. It felt heavy and soggy on that sore guy. I pulled my foot away. But she put it right back again. "Please, Junie B.," said Mrs. Weller. "If you just keep this ice on your toe, it will start to

桌子上!它落在我疼痛的脚趾上！“噢!”我大声喊叫。 “哎哟哟哟哟！！”我伸手去拿我的脚。 我开始哭了。吓人先生跑回来找我。 然后他赶紧让赫伯特去学校护士那里拿些冰块。 为赫伯特欢呼！因为他把那个女人带回来了！她叫韦勒太太。 我从以前的事故中认识她。 韦勒太太给了我一些纸巾。 她在我的猪脚趾上放了个冰袋。 那个疼痛的家伙感到又沉又湿。 我把脚挪开。但她又把它放回去了。 “求你了，朱妮·B，”韦勒太太说。 “如果你一直把冰敷在脚趾上，它就会开始

feel better. I promise." I shook my head real fast. "No, it won't, Mrs. Weller," I said. "I know it won't. 'Cause Mother already put ice on that same toe yesterday. But today it still hurt. And that's how come I had to wear sandals to school." "Oh, dear," she said. "You mean this poor toe was already injured before you came to school today?" I did a sniffle. "Yes," I said. "It was injured a real lot, Mrs. Weller. On account of yesterday I kicked a cow. And that thing was solid as a rock, I tell you." Mrs. Weller's face went funny. "You… you kicked a cow?" she said real soft.

感觉更好。我保证。”我很快地摇了摇头。 “不，不会的，韦勒太太，”我说。 “我知道不会的。因为妈妈昨天已经在那个脚趾上敷冰了。 但今天它仍然很痛。所以我才不得不穿凉鞋去上学。” “哦，天哪，”她说。“你是说在你今天来学校之前，这个可怜的脚趾就已经受伤了？”我抽了抽鼻子。 “是的，”我说。“它受了很多伤，韦勒太太。 因为昨天的事，我踢了一头母牛。 我告诉你，那东西像岩石一样坚固。” 韦勒太太的脸变得滑稽起来。 “你……你踢了一头牛？”她温柔地说。

"Yes," I said. "And the cow was full of water. And a cow full of water doesn't even budge." After that, Mrs. Weller got very speechless. And she didn't ask any more questions. She

“是的，”我说。那头牛灌满了水。 而一头灌满水的牛甚至一动也不动。” 在那之后，韦勒太太哑口无言。 她没有再问任何问题。 她

just kept holding the ice bag on my foot. Plus also, she mumbled to herself. Room One stretched their necks to see my foot. Then Shirley stood up. And she said that she knows just how I feel. 'Cause one time she accidentally kicked a brick. And that did not feel good, either. And then Roger said he hurt his toe before, too. 'Cause last year he accidentally kicked a refrigerator-repair truck. Plus a boy named Sheldon said that last summer, he accidentally kicked a giant tree stump. On account of his cousin told him it was made out of rubber. "Only it wasn't," said Sheldon very upset. "It was made out of tree. And so all of my toes got their heads bashed in." After that, Sheldon put his foot up on his

我一直用冰袋敷脚。 另外，她喃喃自语道。 一号房间伸长脖子看我的脚。 然后，雪莉站了起来。她说她知道我的感受。 因为有一次她不小心踢到了一块砖。 这种感觉也不太好。 然后罗杰说他以前也伤过脚趾。 因为去年他不小心踢了一辆修理冰箱的卡车 还有一个叫谢尔顿的男孩说去年夏天他不小心踢到了一个巨大的树桩 因为他表哥告诉他这是橡胶做的。 “可惜不是。”谢尔顿很不高兴地说。 “它是用树做的。所以我所有的脚趾头都被撞了。” 在那之后，谢尔顿把脚放在他的脚上

desk. And he started taking off his shoe to show us. Mr. Scary held up his hand. "No, Sheldon. Please. That's really not necessary," he said. But Sheldon quick yanked off his shoe and sock. And he raised his piggies way high in the air. "See, everybody? See the baby one? The baby one still has a little red knob on the side of it," he said. "See?" Just then, Sheldon tipped his chair back on two legs so he could raise his foot even higher. Only too bad for him. Because, quick as a blink, his chair legs slided out from underneath him. And BOOM! He went crashing into the aisle! And his forehead got a knob on it! Just like his baby

桌子上。然后他开始脱鞋给我们看。 吓人先生举起手来。 “不,谢耳朵。请。这真的没有必要，”他说。 但谢尔顿迅速脱下鞋子和袜子。 他把他的小猪高高举起。 “看,每个人吗?看到那个小的了吗？ 婴儿的那个侧面还有一个红色的小旋钮，”他说。 “看到了吗?”就在这时，谢尔顿把椅子向后翘起两条腿，这样他就可以把脚抬得更高了。 对他来说太糟糕了。因为，眨眼之间，他的椅子腿从他身下滑了出来。 和繁荣!他撞到过道上了！他的额头上有个疙瘩！就像他的孩子