1. A+ May

1 A+ May Monday Dear first-grade journal, Yesterday was the weekend. The weekend is the nickname of Saturday and Sunday. Only I don't know why. Those two days zoomed by speedy quick. That's how come I didn't have time to do my homework. 'Cause what do I look

5月的星期一亲爱的一年级日记：昨天是周末。 周末是星期六和星期天的昵称。 只是我不知道为什么。那两天过得飞快。 那就是我为什么没有时间做作业的原因。 因为我看起来像什么

like? A clock or something? Last night I begged to stay up to do it. But Daddy said no. And he turned out my light That was not helpful. Now I am at school. And Mr. Scary said to please take out our homework. I feel sickish inside. I hope that Daddy is proud of himself. From Junie B., First Grader Next to me, May got her homework out of her backpack. And she put it on her desk. She smoothed out her paper and smiled. 'I'm sure I'll get another A+ on this one. I get an A+ on all my homework papers, Junie Jones," she said. "One time, my homework

像什么?时钟之类的？ 昨晚我求你熬夜做这件事。 但是爸爸不同意。他还把我的灯关掉了这一点用都没有。 现在我在学校。吓人先生说请拿出我们的作业。 我心里难受。我希望爸爸为自己感到骄傲。 坐在我旁边的一年级学生朱尼B说，梅从书包里拿出了作业。 她把它放在她的桌子上。 她把纸弄平，笑了。 “我肯定这门课我还能得A+。” 我所有的作业都是A+，琼·琼斯，”她说。 “有一次，我的作业

was so perfect, Mr. Scary sent a happy note home to my mom and dad." I did a shrug. "Blah, blah, blah," I said back. May did a mad face at me. Then she quick tapped Lennie on the back of his head. "Lennie, did you hear what I just said to Junie Jones?" she asked. "I told her that I always, always get A+'s on my homework." Lennie turned around. "Please don't touch my hair, May," he said. "I used my brand-new gel to spike it today. And I don't want you messing it up." I waved at Lennie across the aisle. "I would never touch your hair, Leonard," I said. "Your hair looks like an interesting glob of artwork, almost. And artwork should just be gawked at."

太完美了，吓人先生给我爸妈寄了一张快乐的纸条。” 我耸了耸肩。“废话，废话，废话，”我回答。 梅对我做了个鬼脸。然后她迅速拍了拍伦尼的后脑勺。 “伦尼，你听到我刚才对琼·琼斯说的话了吗？”她问。 “我告诉她，我的家庭作业总是得A+。” 伦尼转过身来。“梅，请不要碰我的头发，”他说。 “我今天用我的新凝胶把它钉住了。 我不希望你把事情搞砸。” 我隔着过道向伦尼挥了挥手。 “我永远不会碰你的头发，伦纳德，”我说。 “你的头发看起来几乎就像一团有趣的艺术品。 艺术作品就应该让人呆呆地看着。”

Lennie nodded. "Thank you, Junie B. Jones." "You're welcome, Lennie Whose-Last Name-Starts-with-an-S, I think," I said. After that, I smiled at May very smuggy. Lennie likes me way better than he likes her. May squinted her eyes at me. "How come you didn't take your homework out yet, Junie Jones?" she asked. "You're not following directions very well this morning, are you?" I did a big breath. Then I quick reached into my backpack. And I pulled out a rumpled paper. And I pretended it was my homework. "There," I said. "There's my homework. Now please mind your own beeswax, you snoopy pooper, May."

伦尼点了点头。“谢谢你，朱妮·B。 琼斯。”“不用谢，伦尼，我想你的姓是以s开头的。”我说。 之后，我对阿美笑得很走私。 伦尼喜欢我远胜过喜欢她。 梅眯起眼睛看着我。 “琼·琼斯，你怎么还没把作业拿出来？”她问。 “你今天早上没有很好地听指示，是吗？”我深深地吸了一口气。 然后我迅速把手伸进背包。 我拿出一张皱巴巴的纸。 我假装那是我的作业。 “好了，”我说。“这是我的家庭作业。 现在请管好你自己的事，你这个史努比狗屎，梅。”

May's face got reddish and flushy. She started to raise her hand to tattletale. Only just then, the teacher called her name. "May? It's your day to take the attendance sheet to the office," he said. "Would you like to come up here and get it, please?" "Yes!" she said. "I would love to, Mr. Scary!" The attendance sheet is when teachers send the names of the absent children to the office. I do not actually approve of that practice. May hurried to the front of the room. "I'm never absent, Mr. Scary," she said. "I'm always, always here. Have you ever noticed that? Huh? Have you ever noticed how I'm always, always here?" Mr. Scary closed his eyes for a second. "Oh, yes, May," he said. "Believe me. I've

梅的脸变得红润起来。 她开始举手举报。 就在这时，老师叫了她的名字。 “可能吗?今天是你带考勤表去办公室的日子，”他说。 “你愿意上这儿来拿吗？”“是的！”她说。 “我很乐意，吓人先生！”考勤表是老师把缺席的孩子的名字送到办公室。 实际上我并不赞成这种做法。 梅急忙走到房间前面。 “我从来没有缺席过，吓人先生，”她说。 “我一直都在这里。你注意到了吗？ 嗯?你有没有注意到我总是，总是在这里？”吓人先生闭了一会儿眼睛。 “哦，是的，梅，”他说。“相信我。 我