9. Baloney

9 Baloney Monday Dear first-grade journal, Room One is still mad at me about Friday. After we went back to the room, Mrs. Gutzman brought baloney sandwiches for the children who didn't eat. They were not a hit. I sat at my desk. And I ate

亲爱的一年级日记，一号教室还在为星期五的事生我的气。 我们回到房间后，古兹曼太太给没吃东西的孩子们拿来了火腿三明治。 他们没有成功。我坐在书桌前。 我吃了

out of my new lunch box. I had a tasty peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 'Cause brought lunch is better than bought lunch. And that is not even my fault. Some of the children watched me eat. They made growly faces at me. Today Herbert is my only friend. Also, Lennie and Jose are being reasonable. I wish Friday never happened. From, Junie B., First Grades I peeked my eyes at the clock. It was almost two-fifteen. Just one more hour before I could go

从我的新午餐盒里拿出来。我吃了一个美味的花生酱和果冻三明治。 因为自带午餐比买午餐好。 这也不是我的错。 有些孩子看着我吃东西。 他们冲我做鬼脸。 现在赫伯特是我唯一的朋友。 而且，伦尼和何塞也很通情达理。 我希望星期五从来没有发生过。 我偷偷地看了一眼钟。 差不多是两点十五分了。 再过一个小时我就可以走了

home. I tried to make the clock go faster with my eyes. It did not actually work that good. Just then, there was a knock on our door. Mr. Scary answered it. "Why, hello!" he said. "Why, hello yourself," said a friendly voice. And guess what? It was Mrs. Gutzman! She walked in the room with two boxes in her arms. My heart pounded and pounded to see that woman. 'Cause what if she came to scold me? I slumped way down in my seat so she couldn't see me. Mrs. Gutzman set the boxes on Mr. Scary's desk.

首页。我试着用眼睛让钟走快一点。 实际上效果并没有那么好。 就在这时，有人敲我们的门。 吓人先生接了电话。“喂，你好！”他说。 “喂，你好，”一个友好的声音说。 你猜怎么着？是古兹曼太太！她怀里抱着两个箱子走进房间。 看到那个女人，我的心怦怦直跳。 如果她来骂我怎么办？ 我瘫倒在座位上，让她看不见我。 古兹曼太太把盒子放在吓人先生的桌子上。

Then she looked all around the room. I slumped in my seat even farther. Only too bad for me. Because Blabbermouth May pointed at me. "MRS. GUTZMAN! MRS. GUTZMAN!" she hollered. "JUNIE JONES IS TRYING TO HIDE FROM YOU! SHE IS SLIDING DOWN IN HER CHAIR SO YOU CAN'T SEE HER! BUT I AM KEEPING TRACK

然后她环顾了一下房间。 我在座位上瘫得更厉害了。 对我来说太糟糕了。因为大嘴巴梅指着我。 “GUTZMAN太太!古兹曼太太！”她喊道。 “琼·琼斯想躲着你！”她正从椅子上滑下来，所以你看不见她！但我一直在跟踪

OF HER MOVEMENTS!" After that, I slid all the way to the floor under my desk. I curled into a ball and hid my head. Pretty soon, I heard feet walking to my desk. I am getting used to that sound. The feet stopped next to my chair. I opened one eye and peeked out. I saw the bottom of Mrs. Gutzman's white apron. "Junie B.?" said her voice. "Why are you sitting on the floor?" I didn't move any muscles. 'Cause maybe she would still go away, possibly. "Junie B.?" said Mrs. Gutzman again. "I brought something for your class. Don't you

她的动作！”在那之后，我一路滑到桌子下面的地板上。 我蜷缩成一团，把头藏了起来。 很快，我听到有人朝我的办公桌走来。 我已经习惯这声音了。 脚停在我的椅子旁边。 我睁开一只眼睛向外偷看。 我看到了古兹曼夫人白围裙的下摆。 “朱妮·白？”她的声音说。 “你为什么坐在地板上？”我没有动任何肌肉。 因为也许她还是会离开。 “朱妮·b ?”古兹曼太太又问。 “我给你的课带了点东西。 你不

want to see what it is?" I shook my head real fast. "No, thank you," I said. "I don't want to see it. And so you can be on your way now, please." I opened my other eye and looked at her feet. They kept on standing there. Then, all of a sudden, I heard a loud groan. And what do you know? That woman squatted right down next to me! I was shocked to see her. "Mrs. Gutzman!" I said. "What are you doing down here?" Mrs. Gutzman did not look comfortable. "Please, Junie B. I need your help," she said. "I brought cookies for your class today. But there's no one up there to help me pass them out."

想看看是什么吗？”我很快地摇了摇头。 “不，谢谢，”我说。“我不想看。 现在你可以上路了，求你了。” 我睁开另一只眼睛，看着她的脚。 他们继续站在那里。 然后，突然，我听到一声巨大的呻吟。 你知道什么？那个女人就蹲在我旁边！看到她我很震惊。 “Gutzman太太!”我说。“你在这里干什么？”古兹曼太太看起来不太舒服。 “求你了，朱尼·b，我需要你的帮助，”她说。 “我今天给你们班带了饼干。 但是上面没有人帮我分发。”