1. Not Normal

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1 Not Normal Thursday Deer first-grade journal, Hurray! Hurray! It came! It finally came! Yesterday the delivery man brought it right to my house! And today I carried it to school. for the very first time! Right now it is sitting under my desk. I keep sneaking down

there to see it closer. But my teacher just said to please stop doing that. Only guess what? He is not even watching me right now. So I think I will sneak down there one more time. And that will be it possibly. I wish myself good luck. From, Junie B, First Grader I put down my pencil and looked all around. Room One was still writing in their journals. I smiled very sneaky. Then I bent over in my chair real slow. And I reached way down. And I lifted up the lid of my brand-new, shiny "LUNCH BOX!" hollered out. May.

"JUNIE JONES JUST OPENED HER LUNCH BOX AGAIN, MR. SCARY! AND YOU TOLD HER NOT TO DO THAT ANYMORE! REMEMBER?" May is the tattletale girl who sits next to me. I do not actually care for her. My heart pounded very hard. I bent over even more. And I hid my head so my teacher couldn't see me. Only I didn't do a good job of hiding, I guess. Because just then, I heard Mr. Scary's shoes walking toward me. "Junie B.? Why is your lunch box open again?" asked Mr. Scary. "Didn't I just speak to you about this a few minutes ago?" I kept my head down and I looked at the floor. One of Mr. Scary's shoes started tapping at me.

Tappy shoes are not happy shoes, I think. "Junie B.?" said Mr. Scary again. "Do you have a good reason for opening your lunch box again?" I quick closed my eyes and tried to think of a good reason. Mr. Scary's shoe tapped louder. I opened my eyes and peeked at it. And then, BINGO! All of a sudden, a miracle happened! One of my eyes saw my napkin in the corner of my lunch box… and a bright idea popped right into my head! I quick grabbed the napkin. And I started shining Mr. Scary's shoes! "Look, Mr. Scary! Look! Here is my good reason!" I said. "See me? Huh? I am shining your shoes with my napkin. See?"

I shined and shined. "This is the smartest reason I ever came up with," I said very proud. I smiled up at him. "Would you like some spit on the napkin?" I asked real nice. "A