1. First-Grade Surprises

1 First-Grade Surprises Thursday dear first-grade journal, Yesterday was the first day of school. It is new here. Today my teacher handed out these journals. He is making us write in these dumb things. Only I don't even know what to write. My teacher has muscles and

一年级的惊喜星期四亲爱的一年级日记，昨天是开学的第一天。 这里是新的。今天我的老师发了这些日记。 他让我们用这些愚蠢的东西写字。 只是我不知道该写什么。 我的老师肌肉发达

a moustache. His name is Mr. Scary. He made that name up, I believe. I am not even scared of him, hardly. From, Junie B., First Greater I put down my pencil. And I looked at what I wrote. I did a sigh. "I would like to go home now," I said to just myself. "shh!" said a girl named May. "I'm still trying to do my work."

一个小胡子。他的名字叫恐怖先生。 我相信那名字是他编的。 我一点都不怕他，几乎不怕。 我放下了铅笔。 我看着我写的东西。 我叹了口气。“我现在想回家，”我对自己说。 “嘘！”一个叫梅的女孩说。 “我还在努力做好我的工作。”

May sits next to me in the back of the room. I do not actually care for that girl. Just then, my teacher stood up at his desk. His mustache smiled real friendly. "Okay, boys and girls. You can stop writing now," he said. "As I told you earlier, we will be working in our journals quite often this year. In fact, it won't be long until your journal starts feeling like an old friend." I rolled my eyes at the ceiling. "What kind of an old friend looks like a dumb notebook?" I said. "Shh!" said May again. "You shouldn't talk while the teacher is talking, Junie Jones!" I looked at her real annoyed. "B.," I said. "My name is Junie B. I think I have mentioned that to you before, May." I leaned closer to her face.

梅坐在我旁边的房间后面。 我其实并不喜欢那个女孩。 就在那时，我的老师站在他的办公桌前。 他的小胡子友好地微笑着。 “好了，孩子们。你现在可以不写了，”他说。 “正如我早些时候告诉你的，今年我们将经常在我们的期刊上工作。 事实上，用不了多久，你的日记就会让你感觉像一个老朋友。” 我对着天花板翻了个白眼。 “什么样的老朋友看起来像一个愚蠢的笔记本？”我说。 “嘘！”梅又说。“你不应该在老师说话的时候说话，琼·琼斯！”我恼怒地看着她。 “B，”我说。“我叫朱尼B。 我想我以前向你提过，梅。” 我凑近她的脸。

"B., B., B., B., B.," I said. After that, I slumped in my seat. And I put my head on my desk. I peeked at the other children who sit near me. Their names are Herb. And Lennie. And José. I do not know them from a hole in the ground. I did another sigh. First grade is not what it's cracked up to be. My room is named Room One. I was nervous when I came here yesterday. That's how come Daddy had to carry me all the way to the room. 'Cause my legs felt like squishy Jell-O. He put me down outside the door.

“B、B、B、B、B，”我说。 在那之后，我瘫倒在座位上。 我把头靠在桌子上。 我偷看了一下坐在我旁边的其他孩子。 他们的名字是赫伯。伦尼。 和荷西。我从地下的洞里不认识他们。 我又叹了口气。一年级并不像人们说的那样好。 我的房间叫一号房间。 我昨天来这里的时候很紧张。 这就是为什么爸爸要一路抱着我到房间的原因。 因为我的腿感觉像软绵绵的果冻。 他把我放在门外。