6. Farmer Flores

6/Farmer Flores Farmer Flores did a nice smile. "Your teacher tells me that you're not very happy about being here today," he said. I felt my forehead again. "I'm ill," I said. "Yes, well, I've been thinking about how I could make this a better visit for you. And I was wondering if maybe you would like to be my special farm hand today. Do you know what a special farm hand is, Junie B.?" I shaked my head no. "Well, for one thing, the special farm hand gets to walk with the farmer in the very front of the line. Would you like that, do you think?"

弗洛雷斯农民笑得很开心。 “你的老师告诉我，你今天在这里不是很开心，”他说。 我又摸了摸额头。“我病了，”我说。 “是的，嗯，我一直在想怎样才能使这次访问对你更有利。 我想知道你今天是否愿意做我的农场帮手。 你知道一个特别的农场工人是什么吗，朱妮·b ?”我摇了摇头。 “嗯，首先，特殊的农场工人可以和农民一起走在队伍的最前面。 你觉得你会喜欢吗？”

I did my shoulders up and down. "I don't know. Maybe," I said. "And also, the special farm hand gets to be the very first person to sit on the tractor," said Farmer Flores. "Does that sound like fun to you?" I sighed very big. "I don't know. Maybe," I said. "Oh," he said. "But here's the most important job of all. The special farm hand gets to help me keep all the children in order." Just then, my mouth came all the way open! "In order?" I asked very thrilled. "You mean I get to order the other children around?" Farmer Flores rubbed his chin. "Well, yes. I suppose you could put it that way," he said.

我上下摆动肩膀。 “我不知道。也许吧。”我说。 弗洛雷斯说：“而且，特殊的农场工人是第一个坐在拖拉机上的人。 “你觉得这听起来有趣吗？”我深深地叹了口气。 “我不知道。也许吧。”我说。 “哦，”他说。“但这是最重要的工作。 农场里有个特别的帮手帮我把孩子们管住。” 就在这时，我的嘴张开了！“在吗?”我非常激动地问。 “你是说我可以命令其他孩子？”农夫弗洛雷斯揉了揉下巴。 “嗯,是的。我想你可以这么说，”他说。

I quick grabbed my backpack. "Well, then what are we waiting for, Farmer?" I said. After that, I runned off the bus speedy fast. And I clapped my hands real loud. "ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. GET IN LINE. FARMER FLORES IS GOING TO SHOW US AROUND! AND HE DOESN'T HAVE ALL DAY, FOLKS!" Pretty soon, Farmer Flores and Mrs. came off the bus, too. They told the children to please hold hands like the buddy system.

我迅速抓起我的背包。 “那我们还等什么呢，法默？”我说。 在那之后，我飞快地跑下公共汽车。 我大声地鼓掌。 “好了，伙计们。排队。 农夫弗洛雷斯要带我们四处看看！他可没有一整天的时间，伙计们！”很快，农夫弗洛雷斯和太太也下了车。 他们告诉孩子们要像伙伴制度那样手拉手。

"YOU HEARD THEM, PEOPLE!" I hollered. "THE BUDDY SYSTEM! WE WILL BE USING THE BUDDY SYSTEM TODAY!" All of a sudden, Mrs. bended down next to my ear. "Helping Farmer Flores does not mean being rude, Junie B.," she said. "I want you to be helpful and nice." "But I am being helpful and nice," I said. "'Cause I didn't even tell anyone to shut up yet." Just then, I skipped to the end of the line and checked on Paulie Allen Puffer and Jim. "I've got my eye on you two clowns," I said very helpful and nice. Jim cockle-doodly-dooed at me again. "Yeah, only too bad for you, Jim," I said. "'Cause I already looked around this place for

“你们听到了，伙计们！”我大声喊道。 “伙伴制！”我们今天将使用伙伴制！”突然，太太俯下身来靠近我的耳朵。 “帮助农民弗洛雷斯并不意味着无礼，朱妮·B，”她说。 “我希望你乐于助人，待人友善。” “但我是乐于助人的，”我说。 “因为我还没叫任何人闭嘴呢。” 就在这时，我跳到队伍的尽头，去看看保利·艾伦·帕弗和吉姆的情况。 “我注意到你们两个小丑了，”我非常友善地说。 吉姆又对我咕嘟咕嘟地叫了一声。 “是啊，对你来说太糟糕了，吉姆。”我说。 "因为我已经在这里找了

roosters. And I didn't even see one of those meanie guys. So, ha!" After that, I quick skipped back to the front of the line. And me and Farmer led the children to the pasture. Pasture is the farm word for big grass and a fence. Only wait till you hear this! There were four horses and two ponies in that pasture! And I did not even run from them! "ATTENTION, PEOPLE! ATTENTION!" I hollered. "DO NOT BE AFRAID OF THE HORSES AND PONIES. JUST STAND VERY STILL AND THEY WILL NOT ATTACK YOU… PROBABLY." I thought for a second. "ALSO, DO NOT FEED THEM CHEESE POPCORN," I said. I looked at Farmer. "I learned that from the

公鸡。我甚至没有看到那些恶毒的家伙。 所以,哈!”在那之后，我迅速地跳回到队伍的前面。 我和法默把孩子们带到牧场。 牧场是一个农场词汇，意思是大片的草和栅栏。 等着听吧！牧场上有四匹马和两匹小马！我甚至都没有逃离他们！“注意,人们!注意!”我大声喊道。 “不要害怕马匹和小马。 只要站着不动，它们就不会攻击你……也许吧。” 我想了一下。“还有，不要喂它们奶酪爆米花。”我说。 我看着法默。“我从

zoo," I said. After that, Farmer held my hand. And we led the children to the barn. The barn is where the cows get milked. All of Room Nine held their noses in that place. 'Cause barns smell like stink and hay. Farmer Flores told us all about milking cows. He showed us the machines that hook up to the cows. Plus also, we saw big giant cans that hold the milk. After he got done, he asked if we had questions. I raised my hand. "If you breathe stink air into your body, does it make your insides smell like stink air, too?" Farmer didn't answer me. Only I don't know why. 'Cause that is a troubling question, I tell you.

动物园，”我说。之后，法默握着我的手。 我们把孩子们带到谷仓。 牛棚是挤奶的地方。 九号房的所有人都捏着鼻子。 因为谷仓闻起来像臭味和干草。 农夫弗洛雷斯给我们讲了挤奶的事。 他向我们展示了连接在奶牛上的机器。 另外，我们还看到了装牛奶的大罐子。 做完之后，他问我们有没有问题。 我举起了手。“如果你把难闻的空气吸入体内，它会让你的内脏也闻起来像臭味吗？”法默没有回答我。 只是我不知道为什么。因为我告诉你，这是个令人不安的问题。