4. Cockle-Doodly-Doo

4/Cockle-Doodly-Doo On Saturday, Mother came into my room. She said we were going shopping for clothes for the farm trip. I looked up from my coloring book. "No thank you," I said. "On account of I am getting a fever that day. So I won't actually be going to the farm." Mother laughed. "Don't be silly," she said. Then she picked me up. And she carried me out to the car. "Yeah, only here's the problem. You are not respecting my wishes," I said. Mother laughed some more. "I promise. This will be fun." I did a huffy breath. "Whatever," I said.

星期六，妈妈走进我的房间。 她说我们要去买去农场旅行穿的衣服。 我从涂色书上抬起头来。 “不，谢谢，”我说。“因为我那天发烧了。 所以我实际上不会去农场。” 妈妈笑了。“别傻了，”她说。 然后她把我抱起来。她把我抱到车里。 “是的，但问题是。 你不尊重我的意愿，”我说。 妈妈又笑了。“我保证。 这会很有趣的。”我喘了口气。 “无所谓，”我说。

Whatever is the grown-up word for that is the dumbest thing I ever heard. And guess what? I was right. Shopping was not fun at all. 'Cause Mother kept on making me try on clothes that I didn't want. First she made me try on a shirt with checkery squares. Then she made me try on overalls with big, giant pockets. Plus she tied a bandanna around my neck. And she put a straw hat on my head. I looked in the mirror at myself. "What do you know… I'm a cornball," I said.

不管大人怎么说这是我听过的最蠢的事。 你猜怎么着？我是对的。 购物一点也不好玩。 因为妈妈一直让我试穿我不想要的衣服。 她先让我试穿一件有方格图案的衬衫。 然后她让我试穿有大口袋的工装裤。 而且她还在我脖子上系了条大手帕。 她给我戴了一顶草帽。 我看着镜子里的自己。 “你知道什么……我是个玉米球，”我说。

Only too bad for me. 'Cause Mother said I looked cute as a button. And she bought those clothes anyway. Plus also, she bought me a throw-away camera at the drugstore. After we got home, I started to color again.

对我来说太糟糕了。因为妈妈说我看起来很可爱。 她还是买了那些衣服。 另外，她在药店给我买了个一次性相机。 回到家后，我又开始画画了。

Mother hanged up my new clothes. "Do you want me to show you how to use the camera for your trip now?" she asked. "No thank you," I said. "On account of I am getting a fever that day. So I won't actually be going to the farm." After that, Mother did a big sigh. And she closed my door. And she let me color in peace. I got tricked! 'Cause on the day of the trip, I told Mother I had a fever. But that woman did not even take my word for it. Instead, she took my temperature! And so what kind of trust is that, I ask you? "No fever," she said. Then Mother dressed me in my farm

妈妈把我的新衣服挂起来。 “你现在想让我教你如何在旅途中使用相机吗？”她问。 “不，谢谢，”我说。“因为我那天发烧了。 所以我实际上不会去农场。” 说完，妈妈深深地叹了口气。 她关上了我的门。她让我平静地涂色。 我被骗了！因为旅行那天，我告诉妈妈我发烧了。 但那个女人根本不相信我的话。 相反，她量了我的体温！我问你，这是一种怎样的信任？ “不发烧，”她说。然后妈妈在我的农场里给我穿衣服

clothes. And she drove me right to my school. We pulled into the parking lot. "Oh no!" I said. "Oh no! Oh no!" 'Cause the bus was there for the field trip already! It was parked right at the curb! "Believe me, Junie B.," said Mother. "You are going to have a great day." Then she got me out of the car. And she pulled me to my teacher. "Good morning, Junie B.," said Mrs. "Don't you look cute today?" I felt my forehead. "I'm ill," I said. Mrs. smiled. "I love your straw hat." "My head is a flaming fireball," I said. Mrs. bended down next to me. "And that bandanna is absolutely darling."

的衣服。然后她开车送我去学校。 我们把车开进了停车场。 “哦,不!”我说。“哦,不!哦,不!”因为实地考察的车已经来了！它就停在路边！“相信我，朱妮·B，”妈妈说。 “你会度过美好的一天。” 然后她把我从车里救出来。 她把我拉到老师面前。 “早上好，朱妮·B。”“你今天看起来是不是很可爱？”我摸了摸我的额头。 “我病了，”我说。太太笑了。 “我喜欢你的草帽。”“我的头是一个燃烧的火球，”我说。 太太在我身边弯下身子。 “那条大手帕真是太可爱了。”

"I am burning to a crinkle," I told her. "Crisp," said Mother. "Whatever," I said. After that, Mother lifted me onto the bus. And she handed me my backpack with my lunch and camera. She waved good-bye to me. I did not wave back. 'Cause my hand did not feel friendly. Just then, my bestest friend named Grace came running to get me. "Junie B.! Junie B.! Lucille and I saved you a seat!" Then she grabbed my arm. And she took me way in the back. I sat down next to Lucille. "No!" said that Grace. "That's my seat, Junie B.!"

“我都快烧皱了，”我告诉她。 “脆脆的，”妈妈说。“无所谓，”我说。 之后，妈妈把我抱上了公共汽车。 她把我的背包递给我，里面装着我的午餐和相机。 她向我挥手告别。我没有挥手回应。 因为我的手感觉不友好。 就在这时，我最好的朋友格蕾丝跑过来接我。 “琼丝!琼丝!露西尔和我给你留了个座位！”然后她抓住我的胳膊。 她把我带到后面。 我在露西尔旁边坐下。 “不！”格蕾丝说。“那是我的座位，朱尼·b !”