1. Confusing Stuff

Junie B. Jones Has a Peep in Her Pocket

琼·b·琼斯的口袋里有一只窥视器

1/Confusing Stuff My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. I am almost six years old. Almost six is when you get to go to school. And so, last summer Mother took me to the school office. And she 'rolled me in afternoon kindergarten. 'Rolled is the grown-up word for signed me up and made me go. Only guess what? I don't even mind going there, hardly. 'Cause I made two bestest friends at that place, that's why! Their names are Lucille and that Grace.

我叫朱妮·B。 琼斯。B代表比阿特丽斯。 除了我不喜欢碧翠丝。 我只是喜欢B，仅此而已。 我快六岁了。 差不多6点是你上学的时间。 就这样，去年夏天妈妈带我去了学校办公室。 她下午在幼儿园把我滚了。 “滚”是成年人的说法，意思是让我报名，让我去。 你猜怎么着？我甚至不介意去那里，几乎不介意。 因为我在那里交了两个最好的朋友，这就是原因！她们的名字是露西尔和格蕾丝。

We are like three peas in a row. My teacher's name is Mrs. She has another name, too. But I just like Mrs. and that's all. Only here is the trouble. Just when I was getting good at kindergarten, Mrs. made a 'nouncement to our class. And she said that pretty soon, school is going to end! I did a gasp at that terrible news. "No, Mrs.! No, no, no! How can school end? 'Cause Mother said I have to go to school till I am an old teenager. And I am not even six years old yet!" Mrs. quick shaked her head. "Oh dear, I'm sorry, Junie B.," she said. "I'm afraid that you've misunderstood me. School isn't going to end forever. School will just be taking a summer vacation." She smiled at me. "You, and everyone else in this class, will come back to school in

我们就像一排三颗豌豆。 我的老师的名字是夫人，她也有另一个名字。 但我只是喜欢夫人，仅此而已。 只是这里有麻烦。就在我在幼儿园表现不错的时候，老师给我们班做了一个通告。 她说很快，学校就要结束了！听到那个可怕的消息，我倒吸了一口气。 “不,夫人!不，不，不！学校如何结束？ 因为妈妈说我必须去上学，直到我是一个老少年。 我还不到六岁呢！”奎克太太摇了摇头。 “哦，亲爱的，我很抱歉，朱尼·B，”她说。 “恐怕你误解我了。 学校不会永远结束。 学校正好放暑假。” 她对我微笑。“你，还有班上的其他同学，都要在

September. It's just that you won't be in Room Nine anymore." I quick got out a paper and crayon. "Okey-doke. Then tell me the name of our new room," I said. "'Cause I will need to tell Mother where to bring me." Mrs. did a little frown. "I'm sorry," she said again. "But right now, I have no idea what room you'll be in next year." Now I did a frown, too. "So what am I s'posed to do, then? Just wander around the school until I find you people?" Mrs. looked funny at me. "You still don't understand," she said. "Next year you're going to have a different teacher, Junie B. Next year you're going to be in first." "First what?" I asked.

9月。只是你不会再住在九号房间了。” 我迅速拿出一张纸和蜡笔。 “没问题的。“那么告诉我我们的新房间的名字，”我说。 “因为我得告诉妈妈带我去哪儿。” 太太微微皱了皱眉。“对不起，”她又说了一遍。 “但现在，我不知道你明年会住在哪个房间。” 现在我也皱了皱眉。“那么，我该怎么办呢？” 就在学校里闲逛，等我找到你们这些人？”太太奇怪地看着我。 “你还是不明白，”她说。 “明年你将有一个不同的老师，朱妮B。 明年你会是第一名的。” “第一个什么?”我问。

"First grade," she said. Just then, my stomach felt sickish inside. 'Cause I don't even like first graders, that's why. First graders are bullies to me at recess. And I don't want to be in the same room as those guys. Pretty soon, a boy named William started to sniffle very much. 'Cause William hates first graders even more than me. That's because one time a first grader stoled William's winter hat with the ear flaps. And he put it on a dog that was running around the playground. And the dog runned away with William's ear-flap hat forever. I patted William very nice. "Me and William don't want to be in the same room as first graders," I told Mrs. "Me and William prefer children our own age."

“一年级，”她说。就在那时，我的胃里感到恶心。 因为我根本不喜欢一年级学生，这就是原因。 一年级学生在课间欺负我。 我可不想和那些家伙共处一室。 很快，一个名叫威廉的男孩开始经常抽泣。 因为威廉比我更讨厌一年级学生。 那是因为有一次一个一年级的学生偷了威廉的带耳盖的冬帽。 他把它戴在一只在操场上跑来跑去的狗身上。 那只狗叼着威廉的耳盖帽子永远地跑掉了。 我很好地拍了拍威廉。 “我和威廉不想和一年级的学生住在一个房间里，”我对威廉夫人说。“我和威廉更喜欢和我们同龄的孩子。”

"Me too," said my bestest friend Lucille. "I prefer children my own age, too." "Me too," hollered a boy named Paulie Allen Puffer. "Me too," said a girl named Charlotte. Mrs. said shh to us. "Boys and girls, please. Now everyone is misunderstanding me," she said. "We need to get clear on this right now. Next year—when

“我也是，”我最好的朋友露西尔说。 “我也喜欢同龄的孩子。” “我也是，”一个叫保利·艾伦·普弗的男孩喊道。 “我也是，”一个叫夏洛的女孩说。 太太对我们说嘘。“孩子们，请。 现在每个人都在误解我，”她说。 “我们现在需要弄清楚这一点。 下一年