9. My Proudest Honor

9/My Proudest Honor Pet Day in Room Nine was very exciting! There were cages with furry animals. And bowls with fish. Plus also there was a snake. And a hermit crab. And a rooster. "That rooster is mine," said that meanie Jim I hate. "He will peck your head off if I tell him to. He will peck it right into a nub." I made a sick face. 'Cause a nub does not sound pleasant. Just then, Lucille skipped over to me. "Look, Junie B.! Look at my darling riding outfit! See my darling riding hat? And see my darling riding pants? And look, Junie B.! Here's a picture of my darling pony! And look at my darling riding boots! They are

9/我最骄傲的荣誉9号房间的宠物日非常令人兴奋！笼子里放着毛茸茸的动物。 还有盛鱼的碗。而且还有一条蛇。 还有寄居蟹。还有一只公鸡。 “那只公鸡是我的，”我讨厌的那个刻薄的吉姆说。 “如果我叫它啄掉你的头，它会啄掉的。” 他会把它啄成一个小疙瘩。” 我做了个恶心的鬼脸。因为肿块听起来不太好听。 就在这时，露西尔跳着向我走来。 “瞧，朱妮·b ！看我亲爱的骑马服！看到我亲爱的马帽了吗？ 看到我亲爱的骑裤了吗？ 看，朱尼·b ！这是我亲爱的小马的照片！看看我可爱的马靴！他们是

genuine rawhide cowhide!" I smiled very admiring. "You are a beaut, Lucille," I said. Grace pulled on my arm. "Junie B.! Junie B.! Come see Slicky! He's my goldfish, remember? I bought him a brand-new bowl! Come see it! Come see it!" Just then, my teacher clapped her loud hands together. "Boys and girls! Everyone needs to sit down right now! What an exciting day we're going to have in Room Nine today!" We hurried up and sat. Mrs. pointed to the pet table in the back of the room. "Who would like to go first?" she asked. "Who would like to introduce us to their pet?" "ME!" I shouted. "ME! ME! ME!"

真正的生牛皮！”我非常羡慕地笑了。 “你真漂亮，露西尔，”我说。 格蕾丝拉着我的胳膊。“琼丝!琼丝!快来看滑头！他是我的金鱼，记得吗？ 我给他买了一个全新的碗！快来看！快来看！”就在那时，我的老师大声鼓掌。 “孩子们！”所有人都得马上坐下！今天我们将在九号房度过多么激动人心的一天啊！”我们急忙起身坐下。 太太指了指房间后面的宠物桌。 “谁想先走？”她问。 “谁愿意把他们的宠物介绍给我们？”“我!”我叫道。 “我!我!我!”

Then I springed right out of my seat. But Mrs. said sit down to me. And she called on Crybaby William. 'Cause that guy never springs, that's why. William went to the pet table. He pointed to his bullfrog named Wendell. "I just got him on Saturday," said William very shy. Mrs. smiled. "Well, he certainly is a handsome bullfrog," she said. "Would you like to take Wendell out of his tank for us, William? Would you like to show the children how to hold a bullfrog?" Then William's face got whitish and sickish. And he started sweating a real lot. That's how come Mrs. had to put a wet towel on his head. And she said he didn't have to hold Wendell.

然后我从座位上跳了起来。 但是太太让我坐下。 她去拜访爱哭的威廉。 因为那家伙从不跳弹簧，这就是原因。 威廉走到宠物桌。 他指着他那只名叫温德尔的牛蛙。 “我星期六刚得到它，”威廉很害羞地说。 太太笑了。“嗯，他确实是一只漂亮的牛蛙，”她说。 “威廉，你愿意帮我们把温德尔从水箱里抱出来吗？” 你愿意教孩子们怎样抓牛蛙吗？”然后威廉的脸变得苍白而病态。 他开始大汗淋漓。 这就是为什么太太不得不在他头上放一条湿毛巾的原因。 她说他没必要抱着温德尔。

Charlotte went next. She showed us her bunny named Slippers. She carried him all around the room. And she let us pet his head. Slippers smelled like stinky feet. After Charlotte came Paulie Allen Puffer. He showed us his parrot named Pirate Pete. Only too bad for Pirate Pete. 'Cause he kept on saying a bad word. And he wouldn't even stop. And so Mrs. had to send Pirate Pete to the office. After that, lots of children showed pictures

夏洛接着去了。她给我们看了她的兔子叫拖鞋。 她抱着他在房间里转了一圈。 她让我们摸摸他的头。 拖鞋闻起来像臭脚。 夏洛特之后是保利·艾伦·帕弗。 他给我们看了他的鹦鹉，名叫海盗皮特。 对海盗皮特来说真是太糟糕了。 因为他一直在说脏话 他甚至都不肯停下来。 于是太太只好派海盗皮特去办公室。 在那之后，许多孩子展示了照片

of their dogs and cats. Plus Jamal Hall showed us his lizard named Gizzard. And a boy named Ham showed us his hamster named Elvis. Finally, I raised my hand real calm. "It's nice to see you being so polite, Junie B. Would you like to go next?" Mrs. asked. "Did you bring a picture of your dog?" I shook my head. "No," I said. "'Cause I didn't want to bring a picture, remember? I wanted to bring a real actual pet. Only too bad for me. 'Cause Mother said no raccoon. And then my Grandma Helen Miller stoled Sparkle. Plus also I lost my Noodle. And then we couldn't find the orange juice. And so that's how come my grampa moved the frozen vegetables. And boom! I saw a pet in there! So I put him in my backpack! And here he is now!"

他们的狗和猫。而且贾马尔·霍尔给我们看了他的蜥蜴吉萨德。 一个叫哈姆的男孩给我们看了他的仓鼠埃尔维斯。 最后，我很平静地举起了手。 “看到你这么有礼貌，我很高兴，朱妮·B。 你愿意下一个去吗？”太太问。 “你带狗的照片了吗？”我摇了摇头。 “不，”我说。“因为我不想带照片，记得吗？” 我想带一只真正的宠物。 对我来说太糟糕了。因为妈妈说不要浣熊。 然后我奶奶海伦·米勒偷走了斯巴克。 而且我也失去了我的面条。 然后我们找不到橙汁了。 所以这就是为什么我爷爷移动冷冻蔬菜。 和繁荣!我看见里面有只宠物！所以我把他放在我的背包里！现在他来了！”

After that, I quick unzipped my zipper pocket. And I held up my pet for everyone to see. "FISH STICK!" I said real delighted. "I NAMED HIM FISH STICK BECAUSE HE'S A FISH STICK, OF COURSE!" Room Nine stared and stared. Then all of a sudden, everyone laughed at once. "YOU GOONIE BIRD!" yelled that meanie Jim. "Fish sticks aren't pets! Fish sticks are dinner!" I felt very shrinking inside. "But… but fish sticks have to be pets. Right, Mrs.? Right?" I asked. "'Cause fish sticks are fish. Aren't they? And fish are pets. Right?"

之后，我迅速拉开拉链口袋。 我举起我的宠物给大家看。 “鱼条!”我说真的很高兴。 “我给他起名叫鱼棒，当然是因为他是鱼棒！”九号房间瞪了又瞪。 突然，大家都笑了。 “你这只傻鸟！”那个刻薄的吉姆喊道。 “鱼条不是宠物！”鱼条是晚餐！”我感到内心非常萎缩。 “但是……但是鱼条必须是宠物。 太太?对吗?”我问。 “因为鱼条就是鱼。 不是吗?鱼是宠物。 对吗?”