1. Pet Day

Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy

琼·b·琼斯闻到了一些可疑的东西

1/Pet Day My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. And guess what else? B rhymes with P. And P stands for pet. And pet reminds me of what happened at my school today. First, I was sitting at my table doing my work. Then all of a sudden, my teacher stood up. And she clapped her loud hands together. Her name is Mrs. She has another name, too. But I just like Mrs. and that's all. "Boys and girls! May I have your attention, please?" she said. "I've got some very exciting

我的名字叫朱妮B。 琼斯。B代表比阿特丽斯。 除了我不喜欢碧翠丝。 我只是喜欢B，仅此而已。 猜猜还有什么？B和P押韵。 P代表宠物。宠物让我想起了今天在学校发生的事。 首先，我坐在桌旁做我的工作。 突然，我的老师站了起来。 她大声地拍了拍手。 她的名字是太太，她还有另外一个名字。 但我只是喜欢夫人，仅此而已。 “孩子们！”请大家注意一下好吗？”她说。 “我有一些非常令人兴奋的

news. Next week is National Pet Week. And to help celebrate our wonderful pets, Room Nine is going to have Pet Day!" I springed up from my chair real thrilled. "HURRAY, PEOPLE! HURRAY! HURRAY! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE PET DAY!" I shouted. My feet skipped all around the room. 'Cause they wanted to spread the news, that's why! "PET DAY! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE PET DAY, CHARLOTTE!" I hollered. "PET DAY! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE PET DAY, JAMAL!" "PET DAY! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE PET DAY, YOU MEANIE JIM I HATE!" Just then, Mrs. grabbed me by my s'penders. S'penders is the grownup word for the

新闻。下周是全国宠物周。 为了给我们可爱的宠物庆祝，九号房将举办宠物日！”我激动地从椅子上跳了起来。 “华友世纪,人们!华友世纪!华友世纪!我们要过宠物日了！”我叫道。 我的脚在房间里跳来跳去。 因为他们想传播这个消息，这就是原因！“宠物的一天!我们要过宠物日了，夏洛！”我大声喊道。 “宠物的一天!我们要过宠物日了，贾马尔！”“宠物的一天!我们要过宠物日了，我讨厌你这个卑鄙的吉姆！”就在这时，太太一把抓住我的内裤。 S'penders是成人的意思

straps that hold your pants up. I looked around very worried. "Yeah, only here's the problem," I said. "If you pull off the s'penders—boom—the pants fall down." Mrs. did a frown at me. "Sit… down… right… now," she said real scary. I did a gulp. "Will do," I said. Then I hurried up back to my seat. And Mrs. went to the front of the room again. She told us all the rules about Pet Day. She said that Pet Day will be next Monday. And if you have a cat or a dog, you can bring in his picture. And Mrs. will hang it on the bulletin board. "But please, boys and girls… no cats or dogs at school, okay?" she said. "The only animals

系住裤子的带子。 我很担心地环顾四周。 “是啊，问题就在这里，”我说。 “如果你把裤脚脱下来——嘣——裤子就掉下来了。” 太太对我皱了皱眉。“坐下……坐下……好……现在。”她说得很吓人。 我喝了一大口。“好的，”我说。 然后我赶紧回到座位上。 于是太太又走到房间前面。 她告诉了我们关于宠物日的所有规则。 她说下周一是宠物日。 如果你有一只猫或狗，你可以把他的照片带来。 夫人会把它挂在布告栏上。 她说：“但是，孩子们，请不要在学校里养猫养狗，好吗？” “唯一的动物

you can bring to school are pets in cages." I springed up again. "Whew! That was a close one!" I said. "'Cause I have a dog named Tickle! And at first, I thought I could only bring in his picture. But now I will bring him in a dog cage!" Mrs. shook her head. "No, Junie B. I'm afraid you didn't understand. No dogs or cats will be allowed at school at all. Not even if you bring them in cages. I'm going to decorate a special bulletin board for all the dog and cat pictures." I hanged my head real disappointed. "Shoot," I said. 'Cause a dog picture isn't even fun, that's why. Just then, my bestest friend named Grace waved her hand in the air.

你可以把笼子里的宠物带到学校来。” 我又跳了起来。“嘘!好险啊！”我说。 “因为我有一只狗叫痒痒！”一开始，我以为我只能带他的照片进来。 但现在我要把他关在狗笼子里！”太太摇了摇头。 “不，朱尼·b，恐怕你没明白。 学校里根本不允许带猫狗。 就算你把他们关进笼子里也不行。 我要装饰一个特别的布告栏，贴所有猫狗的照片。” 我失望地垂下了头。 “开枪，”我说。因为狗的照片一点都不好玩，这就是原因。 就在这时，我最好的朋友格蕾丝向空中挥了挥手。

"Can I bring my goldfish, Slicky?" she asked. "Is a fishbowl the same thing as a cage?" Mrs. smiled. "Yes, Grace. A goldfish will be just fine." After that, my other bestest friend named Lucille raised her hand, too. "Teacher! Guess what I'm going to bring? I'm going to bring a picture of my new pony! And also I am going to wear my expensive new riding outfit! That way, everyone will see how cute I look when I ride!" Mrs. stared at Lucille a real long time. "What a treat that will be," she said finally. Lucille poked me with her finger. "I can't wait for Pet Day! Can you, Junie B.? Just wait till you see how cute I look in my riding boots!" she said. I didn't say anything back.

“我能把我的金鱼带来吗，斯利克？”她问。 “鱼缸和笼子是一回事吗？”太太笑了。 “是的,优雅。金鱼就行了。” 在那之后，我另一个最好的朋友露西尔也举起了手。 “老师!猜猜我要带什么？ 我要带一张我新买的小马的照片！而且我还要穿上我昂贵的新骑马服！这样，每个人都能看到我骑的时候有多可爱！”太太盯着露西尔看了很长时间。 “那将是一种多么美妙的享受啊，”她最后说。 露西尔用手指戳了戳我。 “我等不及宠物节了！”你能吗，朱尼？ 等着看我穿马靴有多可爱吧！” 我什么也没说。