9. Learning a Lesson

9/Learning a Lesson Finally, Mrs. put my devil horn hat back on my head. "Here," she said. "This will be the only hat you'll need to wear today. I promise." After that, we went back into Room Nine. And Mrs. told a teensy beansy fib. "Boys and girls… may I have your attention, please? Junie B. is starting to get the sniffles. And so I'm going to let her wear her hat in class." She looked at that meanie Jim. "All day, Jim. She's going to wear it all day. And no one is to touch it," she said. "Not anyone." I jumped out of my seat.

最后，夫人把我的魔鬼角帽子戴回了我的头上。 “给你，”她说。“这是你今天唯一需要戴的帽子。 我保证。”之后，我们回到9号房间。 太太撒了个小谎。 “孩子们……请注意了，好吗？” 朱妮·b开始流鼻涕了。 所以我要让她在课堂上戴帽子。” 她看着那个刻薄的吉姆。 “一整天，吉姆。她会整天戴着它。 没有人可以碰它，”她说。 “不是任何人。”我从座位上跳了起来。

"Yeah, Jim. You can't even touch it with your baby little pinkie finger. Right, Mrs.? Right? Right?" "Right," said Mrs. "Not even at recess. Right, Mrs.? Right?" Mrs. sucked in her cheeks. "Yes, Junie B. Right." "And not when I'm getting a drink at the water fountain. And not when I'm bending down to tie my shoe. And not when I'm walking to the pencil sharpener. And not when I'm just plain sitting in my chair. And not when I'm working in my workbook. And not when I'm practicing my alphabet. And not when—" "Okay, okay. We get the picture!" said Mrs. I smoothed my dress. "All rightie then," I said real nice.

“是的,吉姆。你甚至不能用你的小拇指触摸它。 太太?对吧?对吗?”“好的。”“连课间休息的时候也没有。 太太?对吗?”太太把脸颊缩了进去。 “是的，朱妮·b，好的。”“我在饮水机旁喝水的时候也不会。 我弯腰系鞋带的时候也不会。 当我走向卷笔刀的时候也不会。 当我只是坐在椅子上的时候也不会。 我在做练习本的时候也不会。 我练习字母表的时候也不会。 当——”“好吧，好吧。 我们拍下照片了！”我太太说。 “那好吧，”我很友善地说。

After that, I sat in my chair. And I worked in my workbook. And I played at recess. And I went to the water fountain. And no one touched my hat. After school, Daddy came to Room Nine to get me. I was surprised to see that guy. "Daddy! Daddy! I didn't even know you were coming to get me today! And so this day turned out better than I thought!" Daddy stared at my hat. All of a sudden, my stomach did not feel good about this situation.

之后，我坐在椅子上。 我在我的练习簿上工作。 我在课间休息时玩。我去了饮水机。 也没人碰我的帽子。 放学后，爸爸来到九号房接我。 看到那个人我很吃惊。 “爸爸!爸爸!我都不知道你今天会来接我！所以今天的结果比我想象的要好！”爸爸盯着我的帽子。 突然间，我的胃对这种情况感到不舒服。

He reached out and took it off my head. Then he quick closed his eyes. "Lovely," he said. After that, he picked me up. And he carried me to the car. I tapped on him. "Did you really mean it is lovely? Or was that a little joke?" I asked kind of nervous.

他伸手把它从我头上摘下来。 然后他迅速闭上了眼睛。 “好极了，”他说。之后，他来接我。 他把我抱上车。 我轻拍了他一下。“你真的是说它可爱吗？” 还是说这是个小玩笑？”我有点紧张地问。

Daddy didn't answer my question. Instead, he buckled me in my seat belt. And we started to drive. We drove and drove for a real long time. Finally, we pulled into a parking lot. I looked out the window. "Daddy! Hey, Daddy! It's the beauty shop! The beauty shop with Maxine!" I said. Daddy took me right inside. And guess what? Maxine was waiting for me! She did a smile. "Hmm. Looks like someone gave herself a little trim," she said. I felt shy of her. "I didn't turn out even-steven," I said kind of soft. Maxine ruffled my hair.

爸爸没有回答我的问题。 相反，他系好了我的安全带。 然后我们开始开车。我们开啊开啊开了很长时间。 最后，我们把车开进了一个停车场。 我向窗外望去。“爸爸!嗨,爸爸!是美容院！和玛克辛一起去美容院！”我说。 爸爸带我进去了。 你猜怎么着？玛克辛在等我！她笑了笑。 “嗯。看起来有人给她修剪了一下，”她说。 我对她感到害羞。“我并没有变成一个公平的人。”我轻声说。 玛克辛拨弄我的头发。

Then she put me in her giant spinny chair. And she sprayed my hair with water. After that, she snipped and snipped and snipped. Finally, she put gel on my hair. And she blowed me dry. I looked at myself in the big mirror. "Hey! What do you know! No more sprigs!" I said real delighted. "How did you do that, Maxine? How did you do that?" Maxine winked at Daddy. "Years of practice," she said. Daddy leaned close to my face. "Years and years and years," he said. After that, he lifted me down from the chair.

然后她把我放在她巨大的旋转椅上。 她给我的头发喷水。 从那以后，她剪啊剪啊剪。 最后，她给我的头发上了发胶。 她把我吹干了。我看着大镜子里的自己。 “嘿!你知道什么！再也没有小树枝了！”我说真的很高兴。 “你是怎么做到的，玛克辛？” 你是怎么做到的？”玛克辛对爸爸眨了眨眼。 “多年的练习，”她说。 爸爸凑近我的脸。 “年复一年，年复一年，”他说。 然后，他把我从椅子上抱起来。