8. Hats

8/Hats I didn't know what to do. How could I even go to school? 'Cause everyone would see my sprigs! And they would laugh and laugh! That is how come I couldn't stop crying. Only all of a sudden, a miracle happened. And it is called I spotted my hat with the devil horns. It was sitting on my desk right where Mother left it. And that hat gave me a good idea! I quick picked it up and put it on my head. And guess what? It hided my sprigs! "Hey! If I wear this to school, no one will

我不知道该怎么办。 我怎么能去上学呢？ 因为每个人都会看到我的小树枝！他们笑啊笑啊！这就是为什么我止不住地哭。 只是突然间，奇迹发生了。 这首歌叫《我发现我的帽子上有恶魔的角》 它就在我桌上妈妈放的地方。 那顶帽子给了我一个好主意！我迅速地把它捡起来戴在头上。 你猜怎么着？它把我的树枝藏起来了！“嘿!如果我穿这个去学校，没人会这么做

even see my hair!" I said real relieved. Only just then, I did a teeny frown. "Yeah, only what if I'm playing on the playground… and somebody steals my devil horn hat off my head? Then everyone will see my sprigs. And they will laugh and laugh." I thought real hard. "Hmm," I said. "Maybe I can wear two hats. That way, if somebody pulls off one hat, I will still have another hat left." I spotted my shower cap. It was lying on my chair. I put it on under my hat. "Yeah, only what if I'm playing on the playground… and somebody pulls off my devil horn hat… and then they pull off my shower cap, too? Then everyone will see my sprigs. And they will laugh and laugh."

甚至看看我的头发！”我说真的松了一口气。 就在这时，我微微皱了皱眉。 “是啊，除非我在操场上玩……有人从我头上偷走了我的魔鬼角帽？” 然后每个人都会看到我的小树枝。 他们会笑个不停。” 我认真地想了想。“嗯，”我说。 “也许我可以身兼两职。 这样，如果有人摘下一顶帽子，我还有一顶帽子。” 我发现了我的浴帽，它躺在我的椅子上。 我把它放在帽子下面。“是啊，除非我在操场上玩……有人扯掉了我的魔鬼角帽……然后他们也扯掉了我的浴帽？” 然后每个人都会看到我的小树枝。 他们会笑个不停。”

I tapped on my chin. "Three hats!" I said. "I will wear three hats to school! 'Cause that will give me a whole extra hat of protection!" I opened my bottom drawer and found my ski mask. 'Cause ski masks hide your whole entire everything! I put the ski mask on my head. Then I put on my shower cap. And my hat with the devil horns. I looked at myself in the mirror. "Now nobody can see anything! Not even my nose!" After that, I got dressed. And I skipped real happy to the kitchen.

我敲了敲自己的下巴。“三个帽子!”我说。 “我要戴三顶帽子去上学！”因为那会给我一顶额外的保护帽！”我打开最底下的抽屉，找到了我的滑雪面罩。 因为滑雪面罩遮住了你的一切！我把滑雪面罩戴在头上。 然后我戴上浴帽。 还有我的恶魔角帽子。 我看着镜子里的自己。 “现在谁也看不见了！”连我的鼻子都没有！”然后，我穿好衣服。 我很高兴地跳到了厨房。

Grampa Miller's eyes popped out at me. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't go to school looking like that," he said. That's how come I had to tell him a teensy beansy fib. "Yeah, only today is crazy hat day. And my teacher said we can wear however many hats

米勒爷爷瞪大眼睛看着我。 “哇，哇，哇！”你不能这样去上学，”他说。 所以我才得跟他撒个小谎。 “是的，只是今天是疯狂的帽子日。 我的老师说我们可以戴多少顶帽子

we want," I said. Grampa Miller scratched his head. Then he watched me eat my sandwich through my mouth hole. And he drove me to school. I skipped into Room Nine very joyful. I sat down at my table next to Lucille. "Hello," I said. "It's me. It's Junie B. Jones. See me, Lucille? See me? I am wearing an attractive hat assortment." Just then, a meanie boy named Jim pointed and shouted. "HEY, EVERYBODY! LOOK AT LOONEY B. JONES! WHAT A GOONIE BIRD!" he shouted. Then all of a sudden, he speeded across the room! And he grabbed my devil horn hat right off my head!

我们想要，”我说。米勒爷爷挠了挠头。 然后他看着我从嘴洞里吃三明治。 他开车送我去学校。 我非常高兴地跳进九号房间。 我在露西尔旁边坐了下来。 “你好，”我说。“这是我。 我是琼·b·琼斯。看见我了吗，露西尔？ 看到我吗?我戴着一套很吸引人的帽子。” 就在这时，一个叫吉姆的坏男孩指着并喊道。 “嗨,大家好!看疯子b。 琼斯!“好一只傻鸟！”他喊道。 突然间，他飞快地穿过房间！他还从我头上抢走了我的恶魔角帽！

All of Room Nine laughed and laughed. 'Cause they saw my shower cap, of course! Only lucky for me, because just then my teacher hurried up into the room. And she took control of people. Her name is Mrs. She has another name, too. But I just like Mrs. and that's all. Mrs. grabbed my hat from that meanie Jim. And she gave it back to me. Then she yelled at all the children. And she took me into the hall. Mrs. bended down next to me. "Okay, kiddo. What's the story here?" she asked. I rocked back and forth on my feet. 'Cause I didn't want to tell her the story here, that's why.

9号房间的所有人都笑了又笑。 当然是因为他们看到了我的浴帽！只有我幸运，因为就在这时我的老师匆匆走进了房间。 她能控制别人。 她的名字是太太，她还有另外一个名字。 但我只是喜欢夫人，仅此而已。 太太从那个刻薄的吉姆手里抢了我的帽子。 她还给了我。 然后她对所有的孩子大喊大叫。 她把我带进了大厅。 太太在我身边弯下身子。 “好吧,老兄。这是怎么回事？”她问。 我用脚前后摇晃着。 因为我不想在这里告诉她，这就是原因。