7. The Terriblest Trouble

7/The Terriblest Trouble The next morning I was very cheered up. 'Cause I knew what went wrong with Tickle! Tickle has dog hair! And dog hair is harder to cut than people hair! 'Cause people hair is much more tamer! I runned to the mirror and looked at my people hair. "I bet I can cut this kind of hair just perfect," I said. Just then, I heard the front door open. It was my grampa Frank Miller! He was here to babysit me before school. I runned and kissed that guy hello. Then I zoomed right back to my room.

可怕的麻烦第二天早上，我非常高兴。 因为我知道挠痒痒出了什么问题！痒痒有狗毛！而且狗毛比人毛还难剪！因为人的头发要柔和得多！我跑到镜子前，看着自己的头发。 “我打赌我能把这种发型剪得很完美，”我说。 就在这时，我听到前门开了。 是我爷爷弗兰克·米勒！他是来上学前照顾我的。 我跑过去和他吻别。 然后我迅速回到我的房间。

And I hollered a message down the hall. "DON'T GOME IN MY ROOM, OKAY, GRAMPA? 'CAUSE I WANT TO GET DRESSED ALL BY MYSELF TODAY! AND I DON'T EVEN NEED ANY HELP!" After that, I shut my door real tight. And I hurried to my desk. 'Cause guess what? Extra scissors! That's what! They were in my middle drawer where I keep them. I opened and closed them real fast. Then I skipped to my dresser. And I combed my bangs silky smooth. And I snipped their ends right off! I peeked at myself kind of nervous. And guess what? I wasn't even ruined!

我在大厅里大声喊着留言。 “别进我的房间，好吗，爷爷？” 因为我今天想自己穿衣服！我甚至不需要任何帮助！”在那之后，我把门关得紧紧的。 我急忙走到我的书桌前。因为你猜怎么着？ 额外的剪刀!这是什么!它们在我中间的抽屉里，我把它们放在那里。 我开合得很快。 然后我跳到梳妆台前。 我把刘海梳得如丝般光滑。 我把它们的尾巴剪掉了！我瞥了一眼自己，有点紧张。 你猜怎么着？我甚至没有被毁！

I smiled real thrilled. "I knew I could do this! I knew it! I knew it! All I needed was practice!" After that, I snipped some more bangs. Plus, I snipped some sides. And some top. And some back. After I was finished, I looked in the mirror again. I did a teeny frown. "Hmm. My bangs do not look even-steven," I said. That's how come I tried to even them up. Only those dumb things kept getting tiltier and tiltier. Finally, I got fusstration inside me. And I took a whole big hunk. And I cut them right off. "Ha ha! So there!" I said. I put down my scissors and looked at

我笑了，真的很激动。“我就知道我能做到！”我就知道！我就知道！我所需要的就是练习！”在那之后，我剪了更多的刘海。 另外，我剪了一些边。 还有一些顶部。还有一些回来了。 做完后，我又照了照镜子。 我微微皱了皱眉。“嗯。 我的刘海看起来不均匀，”我说。 这就是为什么我想把他们摆平。 只有那些愚蠢的东西越摇越摇。 最后，我内心感到沮丧。 我吃了一大块。 我把它们剪掉了。“哈哈!所以!”我说。 我放下剪刀看了看

myself. I did a gasp. Oh no! My hair was sticking out all over the place! "Sprigs!" I said. "I got sprigs!" That's how come I started to cry. 'Cause sprigs are shortie little sticklets. And they are not attractive, I tell you. Just then, I heard a knock on my door. "Junie B., honey? You all right in there?" asked my grampa. "Okay if I come in?" "NO! NOT OKAY!" I hollered. "I AM STILL GETTING DRESSED! AND SO PLEASE GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!"

我自己。我倒吸了一口气。噢,不!我的头发到处都是！“嫩枝!”我说。 “我有小树枝！”所以我才哭了起来。 因为小树枝又短又细。 我告诉你，他们一点也不吸引人。 就在这时，我听到有人敲门。 “朱妮·B，亲爱的？你在里面还好吧？”爷爷问。 “我可以进去吗？”“不!不是好吧!”我大声喊道。 “我还在穿衣服呢！”所以请回到你来的地方去吧！”

Grampa Miller laughed. "Okay, okay. I get the message," he said. "I'll go make you a sandwich. You'd better hurry up, though. I've got to do some errands, so I'm driving you to school today." His feet walked back to the kitchen. I sat down on my bed real upset. 'Cause sprigs is the terriblest trouble I ever even saw.

米勒爷爷笑了。“好吧,好吧。 我明白了，”他说。 “我去给你做个三明治。 不过你最好快点。 我有些事要办，所以我今天开车送你去学校。” 他的脚走回厨房。 我心烦意乱地坐在床上。 因为小树枝是我见过的最可怕的麻烦。