1. My Brand-new Different Name

Junie B. Jones Is a Beauty Shop Guy

琼·b·琼斯是一家美容店的老板

1/My Brand-new Different Name My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all. Only guess what? That doesn't even matter anymore! 'Cause I am changing my name to a brand-new different name! It popped right into my head when I waked up this morning! That's how come I jumped out of bed. And I zoomed to the kitchen to tell Mother and Daddy. They were sitting at the breakfast table. "People! People! Guess what? Guess what? I am changing my name to a brand-new different name! And it is the loveliest name I

我的新名字我叫朱妮·B。 琼斯。B代表比阿特丽斯。 除了我不喜欢碧翠丝。 我只是喜欢B，仅此而已。 你猜怎么着？这已经不重要了！因为我要把我的名字改成一个全新的名字！今天早上我醒来的时候就突然想到了！所以我才从床上跳了起来。 我飞快地跑到厨房告诉爸爸妈妈。 他们正坐在早餐桌旁。 “人!人!你猜怎么着? 你猜怎么着?我要把我的名字改成一个全新的名字！这是我最可爱的名字

ever heard of!" Mother was feeding my baby brother named Ollie. Daddy was reading his paper. They did not pay attention to me. I climbed up on my chair and shouted my new name real loud. "PINKIE GLADYS GUTZMAN! MY NEW NAME IS PINKIE GLADYS GUTZMAN!" Just then, Daddy looked at me over the top of the paper. 'Cause now he was paying attention! "Excuse me? Could you run that by me one more time?" he asked. "Your new name is Pinkie Gladys what?" I clapped my hands real happy. "GUTZMAN!" I shouted very thrilled. "PINKIE GLADYS GUTZMAN! AND SO FROM NOW ON EVERYBODY HAS TO

从来没有听说过！”妈妈在喂我的小弟弟叫奥利。 爸爸正在看报纸。 他们没有注意到我。 我爬上椅子，大声喊着我的新名字。 “小拇指格拉迪斯·古兹曼！”我的新名字是小拇指格拉迪斯·古兹曼！”就在这时，爸爸从试卷上方看着我。 因为现在他注意到了！“对不起? 你能再说一遍吗？”他问。 “你的新名字是Pinkie Gladys什么？”我高兴地拍着手。 “GUTZMAN !”我激动地喊着。 “小拇指格拉迪斯·古兹曼！”所以从现在开始，每个人都必须

CALL ME THAT. OR ELSE I WILL NOT EVEN ANSWER! OKAY, DADDY? OKAY?" I hugged myself. "Isn't it just the cutest name you ever heard of? 'Cause Pinkie is the loveliest color I ever saw! Plus Gladys Gutzman is the snack lady at school. And so who wouldn't want to be named after that woman? That's what I would like to know!" Daddy shook his head. "I don't know. This doesn't really sound like a good idea to me," he said. I did a frown at that guy. "Why, Daddy? How come? How come it doesn't sound good?" "Well, for one thing, it's much too long," he said. "No one will be able to remember a name as long as that one."

这么叫我吧。否则我就不回答了！好吧,爸爸? 没事吧?”我拥抱了自己。“这难道不是你听过的最可爱的名字吗？” 因为粉红色是我见过的最可爱的颜色！而且格拉迪斯·古兹曼是学校的零食小姐。 所以谁不想以她的名字命名呢？ 这就是我想知道的！”爸爸摇了摇头。 “我不知道。对我来说，这听起来不是个好主意。” 我对那家伙皱了皱眉。 “为什么呢,爸爸?怎么会？为什么听起来不太好？”“嗯，首先，它太长了，”他说。 “没人能记住这么长的名字。”

I tapped on my chin. "Hmm," I said. "Hmm, hmm, hmm." Then all of a sudden, my whole face got happy. "Hey! I got it! I got the answer!" After that, I zoomed to my room. And I got some paper. And I zoomed right back again. "A name tag! We will make a name tag!" I said. "That way, people can read my new name. And they won't even have to remember it!" I gave the paper to Mother. "Write it down! Write it down! Write my new name on this paper! Then we can pin it right on my clothes!" Mother did a frown at Daddy. "Way to go, Ace," she said, kind of mumbling. After that, she wrote my new name on the

我敲了敲自己的下巴。“嗯，”我说。 “嗯，嗯，嗯。”突然间，我的整个脸都高兴了。 “嘿!我知道了！我知道答案了！”然后，我飞快地回到我的房间。 我有一些纸。然后我又飞了回来。 “名牌！”我们要做一个名牌！”我说。 “这样，人们就能读到我的新名字。 他们甚至不需要记住它！”我把报纸给了妈妈。 “写下来！”记下来！把我的新名字写在这张纸上！然后我们就可以把它别在我的衣服上了！”妈妈对爸爸皱了皱眉。 “干得好，埃斯。”她说，有点喃喃自语。 之后，她把我的新名字写在

paper. And she pinned it to my p.j.'s. I danced all around the floor. "PINKIE GLADYS GUTZMAN! MY NAME IS PINKIE GLADYS GUTZMAN!" I sang real joyful. Mother and Daddy didn't say any words. They just kept on looking at me. Finally, Daddy got up from the table. "Well… gotta go," he said. "I've got an appointment to get a haircut." Mother springed out of her chair. She grabbed Daddy by his shirt. "Oh no you don't. You can't," she said. "I have an appointment to take Ollie to the doctor this morning, remember? If you need to get your hair cut, you're going to have to take you-know-who with you." I tapped on her. "Gutzman," I said. "The name is Pinkie

纸。她把它别在我的睡衣上了。 我在地板上跳起舞来。 “小拇指格拉迪斯·古兹曼！”我叫小拇指格拉迪斯·古兹曼！”我唱得很开心。 妈妈和爸爸一句话也没说。 他们只是一直看着我。 最后，爸爸从桌子上站了起来。 “嗯……我得走了。”他说。 “我约了去理发。” 母亲从椅子上跳了起来。 她抓住爸爸的衬衫。 “哦，不，你不需要。你不能，”她说。 “我今天早上约好带奥利去看医生，记得吗？” 如果你需要剪头发，你就得带着那个人一起去。” 我轻拍了她一下。“古兹曼，”我说。 “我的名字叫Pinkie