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Then the kid right behind me poked the lady in FRONT of me in the butt with a pool noodle, and she thought it was ME. So then I had her BOYFRIEND to deal with. I really didn't want to get into a fight over something like this, but luckily it didn't come to that. We were at the top of the stairs, and it was time to go down the slide. Unfortunately, the raft was a four-seater, which made things pretty awkward on the ride down.

然后我后面的孩子用泳池面戳了我前面那位女士的屁股，她以为是我。 然后我要对付她的男朋友。 我真的不想为这样的事情而打架，但幸运的是，事情没有发展到那种地步。 我们到了楼梯的顶端，是时候滑下滑梯了。 不幸的是，这个木筏是一个四人座的，这使得整个过程非常尴尬。

The slide emptied out into an area where there were a ton of rafts, which was great because it gave me a chance to hide from that woman and her boyfriend. I went around the lazy river twice to make sure I'd lost them. I'd had enough with the water after that, so I went back to our lounge chair to get my clothes.

滑梯腾空到一个有很多木筏的地方，这很好，因为这让我有机会躲避那个女人和她的男朋友。 我绕着懒河转了两圈，以确定我已经把他们弄丢了。 在那之后，我已经喝够了水，所以我回到躺椅上拿我的衣服。

But the chair was GONE, and all our stuff was lying in a pile on the ground. I found the rest of my family at the snack bar getting lunch and told them what happened with our lounge chair. Mom said it wouldn't be hard to figure out who TOOK it because of the broken straps.

但是椅子不见了，我们所有的东西都堆在地上。 我发现我的家人正在小吃店吃午饭，我告诉他们躺椅的事。 妈妈说，因为带子断了，不难查出是谁拿的。

We spread out to look for it, and I searched the area by the wave pool. Sure enough, our lounge chair was there. But I couldn't BELIEVE who was SITTING in it. I don't know what the odds are of running into the same people again and again, but this was starting to get RIDICULOUS. I figured it was best to just let the Beardos HAVE our lounge chair and not make it into a big deal. So when I caught back up with my family, I pretended I didn't have any luck finding our chair.

我们散开去找它，我搜索了波浪池附近的区域。 果然，我们的躺椅在那儿。 但我不敢相信坐在里面的是谁。 我不知道一次又一次遇到同样的人的几率有多大，但这开始变得可笑了。 我想最好还是让beardo家的人坐我们的躺椅吧，别小题大做。 所以当我回到家里时，我假装没能找到我们的椅子。

By now our food was getting cold, and we still didn't have anywhere to eat. We eventually found a place to sit behind the snack bar. Everyone seemed ready to leave after that. Mom asked for the key to the locker so she could get our stuff. But I told her I didn't HAVE it. She said she had given me the key, but I turned both pockets of my bathing suit inside out to prove they were empty.

这时我们的食物渐渐凉了，我们仍然没有地方吃。 最后我们在小吃店后面找了个地方坐下。 在那之后，每个人似乎都准备离开。 妈妈要了储物柜的钥匙，好拿我们的东西。 但我告诉她我没有。 她说她给了我钥匙，但我把泳衣的两个口袋都翻了出来，以证明它们是空的。

I was pretty sure she'd given the key to RODRICK, but he said HE didn't have it, either. Everybody searched themselves for the key, but we all came up empty-handed. This was a HUGE problem, because Mom and Dad's cell phones and wallets were in that locker, so we couldn't leave until we found it. We went to an employee at the front counter and told him we lost our key. But when he asked what our locker number was, none of us could remember. There were hundreds of them, and they all looked exactly the same.

我很肯定她把钥匙给了罗德里克，但他说他也没有。 每个人都在寻找钥匙，但都空手而归。 这是一个大问题，因为爸爸妈妈的手机和钱包都在那个储物柜里，所以我们不能离开，直到我们找到它。 我们去找前台的工作人员，告诉他我们丢了钥匙。 但当他问我们的储物柜号码是多少时，我们都不记得了。 他们有好几百个，看起来都一模一样。