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Every time I needed to use the bathroom this week, I waited to make sure no one was around, then I crawled underneath my stall door. It was like I had a tiny little apartment in there. In fact, I wish I'd thought of this idea a long time ago. For a few days my system worked great. No one even TRIED to use my private stall.

这周每次我要上厕所的时候，我都等着确定周围没人，然后爬到隔间门下面。 就像我在那住了一间小公寓。 事实上，我希望我很久以前就能想到这个想法。 有几天，我的系统工作得很好。 甚至没有人想用我的私人隔间。

But then I forgot to pick one of the spare shoes up off the ground, and I guess that must've looked pretty suspicious from the outside. It wasn't long before people figured out I was hoarding quality toilet paper, and things pretty quickly after that.

但后来我忘了把一只备用鞋从地上捡起来，我想这从外面看一定很可疑。 没过多久，人们就发现我在囤积优质卫生纸，之后的事情很快就发生了。

Friday I think what students learned from the toilet paper experience is that if we want something, we're gonna have to raise the money on our own. So last week the student council brainstormed ideas for a class fundraiser. The Vice President, Hillary Pine, said we should have a car wash, and the Secretary, Olivia Davis, said we should do a giant yard sale. I thought we should sell caramel popcorn, but either Rowley didn't have his walkie-talkie up loud enough or everybody was just ignoring me.

星期五，我认为学生们从厕纸事件中学到的是，如果我们想要什么，我们必须自己筹集资金。 因此，上周学生会为班级筹款活动集思广益。 副总统希拉里·派恩说我们应该有一个洗车场，国务卿奥利维亚·戴维斯说我们应该做一个大型的庭院拍卖。 我想我们应该卖焦糖爆米花，但要么是罗利的对讲机声音不够大要么就是大家都不理我。

Eugene Ellis suggested a pro wrestling match in the gym, and Javan Hill came up with the idea of a motocross stunt show. But they couldn't decide which idea they liked better, so they settled on a mixed motocross/wrestling event. I think Eugene realized it was gonna take a lot of work to pull something like that off, so he assigned it to his Vice President. Hillary formed a fund raising committee and got her friends on the student council to join it. On Monday, Hillary reporting back to the student

尤金·埃利斯建议在体育馆里举办一场职业摔跤比赛，而贾万·希尔则提出了一场摩托车越野赛特技表演的主意。 但他们无法决定自己更喜欢哪个想法，所以他们决定举办一个混合摩托车越野赛/摔跤比赛。 我想尤金意识到要完成这样的任务需要很多工作，所以他把任务交给了他的副总统。 希拉里成立了一个筹款委员会，并让她在学生会的朋友们加入。 周一，希拉里向学生汇报

council and said that everything for the events was planned but that Fund Raising Committee had made a few small changes to the original idea. Somehow the motocross/wrestling events morphed into a VALENTINE'S DAY. Eugene and the other guys wanted to change it back, but Mrs. Birch said they had to respect the decision of the Fundraising Committee. I'm sure the truth is that she wasn't really crazy about the idea of motorised vehicles in the gym to begin with. Ever since word got out about the Valentine's Day dance, it's all anyone can talk about at school. The girls seem really excited, and they're treating it like some sort of middle school prom. There's already a Dance Committee, which Rowley

他说，活动的一切都是计划好的，但筹款委员会对最初的想法做了一些小改动。 不知何故，摩托车越野赛/摔跤比赛演变成了情人节。 尤金和其他人想把名字改回去，但伯奇太太说他们必须尊重筹款委员会的决定。 我敢肯定，事实是她一开始并不是很喜欢在健身房开机动车辆。 自从情人节舞会的事传开后，学校里的人都在谈论这件事。 女孩们看起来很兴奋，她们把它当作中学毕业舞会。 已经有一个舞蹈委员会了，罗利

got invited to be on since he's the Social Chairperson. I'm just glad there is some male representation of that committee, because if the girls have their way, Krisstina will be the entertainment for the night. Most of the boys couldn't care less about the dance. I've heard a bunch of guys saying there's no way there gonna pay three bucks to go to a dance in the school gymnasium. But that all changed earlier this week when the first Candy Grams got handed out in homeroom. The Candy Grams are invitations to the Valentine's Day dance, And the Dance Committee started selling them at lunch the other day. If you pay twenty-five cents, you can send a Candy Gram to anyone you want, and Bryce Anderson got ones from at least five different girls write off the bat.

因为他是社交主席所以被邀请上节目 我很高兴委员会里有男性代表，因为如果女生们为所欲为，克里斯汀娜将是今晚的亮点。 大多数男孩对舞会一点也不关心。 我听很多人说花三块钱去学校体育馆参加舞会是不可能的。 但本周早些时候，当第一批糖果克在教室分发出去时，一切都改变了。 糖果克是情人节舞会的请柬，舞蹈委员会那天午餐时就开始卖了。 只要你付25美分，你就可以给任何你想要的人寄一份糖果，布莱斯·安德森至少从五个不同的女孩那里收到了一份。