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September Thursday It's been almost two and a half weeks since me and my ex-best friend, Rowley Jefferson, had our big fight. To be honest with you, I thought he would've come crawling back to me by now, but for some reason, that hasn't happened. I'm actually starting to get a little concerned, because school starts back up in a few days, and if we're gonna get this friendship back on track, something needs to happen quick. If me and Rowley really ARE through, that would stink, because the

自从我和我以前最好的朋友罗利·杰斐逊大吵了一架，已经快两个半星期了。 说实话，我以为他现在会回到我身边，但由于某种原因，这并没有发生。 其实我开始有点担心了，因为过几天就要开学了，如果我们想让我们的友谊重回正轨，就得赶紧做点什么。 如果我和罗利真的结束了，那就糟了，因为

two of us had a pretty good thing going. Now that our friendship is history, I'm in the market for a new best friend. The problem is, I invested all my time in Rowley, and I don't have anyone lined up to take his place. The two best options I have at this point are Christopher Brownfield and Tyson Sanders. But each of those guys has his own issues. I hung out with Christopher for the last few weeks

我们俩相处得很好。 既然我们的友谊已经成为历史，我想找一个新的好朋友。 问题是，我把所有时间都花在罗利身上了，我找不到人来接替他的位置。 在这一点上我有两个最好的选择是克里斯托弗·布朗菲尔德和泰森·桑德斯。 但他们每个人都有自己的问题。 过去几周我一直和克里斯托弗在一起

of the summer, mostly because he's a really excellent mosquito magnet. But Christopher is more of a summertime friend than a school-year friend. Tyson is nice enough, and we like the same video games. But he pulls his pants all the way down when he uses the urinal, and I don't know if I can ever get past that. The only other kid my age who's not paired up with someone is Fregley, but I ruled him out as best

夏天，主要是因为他是个非常棒的蚊子吸铁石。 但克里斯托弗更像是一个夏季的朋友，而不是一个学年的朋友。 泰森人很好，我们喜欢同样的电子游戏。 但他上小便池的时候会把裤子一直拉下来，我不知道我能不能忍受得了。 和我同龄的孩子中唯一一个没有搭档的是弗雷格利，但我把他排除在外了

friend material a long time ago. I'LL BET I CAN FIT YOUR WHOLE FOOT IN MY MOUTH! Anyway, I'm still keeping the door open a crack for Rowley, just in case. But if he wants to save this friendship, he'd better do something fast. Because the way things stand, he's not gonna come out looking very good in my autobiography.

很久以前的朋友材料。 我敢打赌我能把你的整只脚塞进我的嘴里！不管怎样，我还是给罗利留了一条缝，以防万一。 但如果他想挽救这段友谊，他最好快点做点什么。 因为从目前的情况来看，他在我的自传中不会表现得很好。

GREG HEFFLEY: A LIFE GREG HEFFLEY CHAPTER 8 CHILDHOOD I used to live near this kid. I think his name was Rupert or Roger or something. With my luck, though, I'll go on to be rich and famous and Rowley will still find a way to ride my coattails.

格雷格·赫夫利：人生格雷格·赫夫利第八章童年我以前住在这个孩子的附近。 我想他的名字应该是鲁伯特或者罗杰什么的。 不过如果我运气好，我会变得有钱又有名罗利还是会找到办法骑我的马的。