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pretty sure Manny charges interest on his loans anyway. I'm trying to figure out a way to earn money without doing any actual work. But when I told Mom what I was thinking, she said I'm just "lazy." OK, so maybe I Am lazy, but it's not really my fault. I've been lazy ever since I was a little kid, and if someone had caught it early on, maybe I wouldn't be the way I am now. I remember in preschool, when playtime was over, the teacher would tell everyone to put away their toys, and we would all sing the "Cleanup Song" while we did it. Well, I sang the song with everyone else, but I didn't do any of the actual cleaning.

反正曼尼也要收贷款利息 我正在想办法不做任何实际工作也能赚钱。 但是当我告诉妈妈我的想法时，她说我只是“懒惰”。 好吧，也许我很懒，但这不是我的错。 我从小就很懒，如果有人早点发现，也许我就不会像现在这样了。 我记得在幼儿园，当游戏时间结束时，老师会告诉每个人把他们的玩具收起来，我们会一起唱“清理歌”。 我和大家一起唱了这首歌，但我没做真正的清洁工作。

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way I am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system. Sunday Mom came into my room this morning and woke me up for church. I was glad to go, because I knew I was gonna have to turn to a higher power to get this fruit smoothie bill paid off. Whenever Gramma needs anything she just prays, and she gets it right away. I think she has a direct pipeline to God or something.

所以，如果你想为我的所作所为找一个替罪羊，我想你必须从公共教育系统开始。 今天早上妈妈走进我的房间，叫我起床去做礼拜。 我很高兴离开，因为我知道我得求助于更强大的力量才能把水果奶昔的账单还清。 无论奶奶什么时候需要什么，她只要祈祷，她就会马上得到。 我觉得她和上帝有直接的联系。

DEAR LORD, PLEASE LET ME FIND MY DOLLAR SAVERS COUPON BOOK. For some reason I don't have that same kind of pull. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna quit trying. DEAR LORD, PLEASE LET MR. JEFFERSON GET HIT ON THE HEAD SO HE FORGETS ABOUT THE MONEY I OWE HIM. AND PLEASE LET ME GET PAST THE THIRD LEVEL OF TWISTED WIZARD WITHOUT HAVING TO USE ANY OF MY BONUS HEALTH PACKS. AMEN, AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. Today's sermon was called "Jesus in Disguise," and it was about how you should treat everyone you meet with kindness because you never know which person

亲爱的上帝，请让我找到我的美元储蓄券。 出于某种原因，我没有那样的影响力。 但这并不意味着我会放弃尝试。 亲爱的上帝，让杰斐逊先生的头挨一拳吧这样他就会忘记我欠他的钱了。 请让我在不使用任何额外生命包的情况下通过扭曲巫师的第三关。 阿门，提前谢谢你。 今天的布道叫做“伪装的耶稣”，它是关于你应该如何善待每一个你遇到的人，因为你永远不知道是谁

is really Jesus pretending to be someone else. I guess that's supposed to make you wanna be a better person, but all it does is make me paranoid because I know I'm gonna just end up guessing wrong. They passed the donation basket around like they do every week, and all I could think was how I needed that money a lot more than whoever it was going to. nkledc. But Mom must've seen the look in my eye, because she passed the basket to the row behind us before I could take what I needed.

其实是耶稣在冒充别人。 我想这应该让你想成为一个更好的人，但这只会让我变得多疑因为我知道我最终会猜错。 他们像每周一样把捐款篮递来递去，我满脑子想的都是我多么需要那笔钱，而不是它的接受者。 但是妈妈一定看到了我的眼神，因为在我拿我需要的东西之前，她就把篮子递给了我们后面那排人。

Monday My birthday's coming up this weekend, and it can't get here quick enough for me. This year I'm gonna have a FAMILY party. I'm still really burned up with Rowley for bailing out on our lawn care business, so I don't want him thinking he can come over and eat my birthday cake. Plus, I've learned my lesson about friend parties. When you have a friend party, all your guests think they have the right to play with your presents. And every time I have a friend party, Mom invites HER friends' kids, so I end up with a bunch of people

星期一我的生日这周末就要到了，我不能快点过生日。 今年我要举办一个家庭聚会。 我还在为罗利帮我们打理草坪的生意而生他的气，所以我不想让他觉得他可以过来吃我的生日蛋糕。 另外，我也学到了朋友聚会的教训。 当你举办朋友聚会时，所有的客人都认为他们有权利玩你的礼物。 每次我举办朋友聚会，妈妈都会邀请她朋友的孩子，所以最后我和一群人在一起

at my party I barely even know. And those kids don't buy the gifts, their moms do. So even if you get something like a video game, it's not a video game you'd actually want to play FROGGIE + RUFF learn about SHARING I'm just glad I'm not on the swim team this summer. Last year I had practice on my birthday, and Mom dropped me off at the pool.

在我的派对上，我几乎不知道。 这些礼物不是孩子们买的，是他们的妈妈买的。 所以即使你得到了像电子游戏这样的东西，它也不是你真正想玩的电子游戏。FROGGIE + RUFF学习分享。我很高兴今年夏天我没有参加游泳队。 去年我生日那天训练，妈妈把我送到游泳池。