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ISN'T YOUR NAME "FREGLEY"? I started to tell her I was Greg Heffley, the guy from the "Doggie Dropped It" joke, but right then Couples Skate ended, and Holly's friends swooped in and pulled her out onto the rink. I made my way back to the arcade, and that's where I stayed for the rest of the night. Because believe me, I was Not in the mood for skating.

你不是叫弗雷格利吗？ 我开始告诉她，我是格雷格·赫夫利，那个“狗狗掉了它”的笑话里的人，但就在那时，双人滑冰结束了，霍莉的朋友们冲了过来，把她拉到溜冰场上。 我回到了游戏厅，我在那里待了一整晚。 因为相信我，我没心情滑冰。

You know, I probably should've realized a long time ago that Holly wasn't worth my time. Somebody who would mistake me for Fregley definitely has something wrong with them. I'm officially done with girls. I should just ask Dad to see if Spag Union has early admission, because there's really no point in me sticking around here anymore. June Friday Today was the last day of school, and everybody was in a good mood but me. Everyone else is looking forward to having fun this summer, but all I've got to look forward to is sit-ups and marching drills. At lunch, everyone handed their yearbooks around for people to sign, and when I got mine back, here's what was on the last page—

也许我早就该意识到霍莉不值得我浪费时间。 把我当成弗雷格利的人肯定有问题。 我正式和女孩断绝关系了。 我应该让爸爸看看射击联盟有没有提前录取的名额，因为我在这里待下去已经没有意义了。 今天是学校的最后一天，每个人的心情都很好，除了我。 每个人都期待着这个夏天玩得开心，但我唯一能期待的就是仰卧起坐和行军训练。 午餐时，每个人都把自己的年鉴递给别人签名，当我拿回自己的年鉴时，最后一页上写着——

Don't be a fool Be cool Slick At first I couldn't figure out who "Slick" was, but then I realized it was just Rowley. A couple of days ago, Rowley was standing near an older kid's locker, and the guy wanted Rowley to move. STEP AWAY FROM MY LOCKER, SLICK. So I guess now Rowley thinks "Slick" is his permanent nickname or something. I just hope he doesn't expect me to say it.

别傻了冷静点斯利克一开始我不知道斯利克是谁，但后来我意识到那只是罗利。 几天前，罗利站在一个大孩子的储物柜附近，那个人想让罗利离开。 离我的储物柜远点，滑头。 所以我猜现在罗利以为“滑头”是他的永久昵称什么的。 我只希望他别指望我这么说。

I flipped through the pages to see who else signed my yearbook, and there was one that made me stop in my tracks. It was from Holly Hills. First of all, she wrote my actual name, so that means she figured out who I was since Friday night. And second, she wrote "K.I.T." at the end, which everyone knows means "Keep in Touch." You'd better believe I'm gonna take her up on her offer. Greg, I don't really know you all that well, but you seem O.K., I guess. K.I.T. Holly I handed my yearbook to Rowley to show him what Holly wrote. nkledc. But then he showed me what she wrote in his yearbook, and it kind of made her note to me look lame.

我翻看了几页，想看看还有谁在我的年鉴上签名，有一张让我停了下来。 是从霍利山寄来的。首先，她写了我的真名，也就是说她从周五晚上就知道我是谁了。 其次，她写了“基特” 大家都知道这句话的意思是“保持联系”。 你最好相信我会接受她的提议。 格雷格，我不是很了解你，但你看起来还行。 基特·霍莉我把我的年鉴递给罗利让他看看霍莉写的东西。 但后来他给我看了她在他年鉴上写的东西，这让她给我的笔记看起来很逊。

Dear Rowley, You are so adorable & funny! I hope we have the same homeroom next year. Stay cute? Love, Holly A couple of minutes later, Holly's yearbook came around, and I had a chance to sign it. So here's what I put- Dear Holly- You are a nice person and all, but I only think of you as a friend. From, Slick The way I see it, I just did Rowley a huge favor. I

亲爱的罗利，你是如此可爱和有趣！我希望明年我们的教室还是一样的。 保持可爱吗?爱你的霍莉几分钟后，霍莉的年鉴送来了，我有机会在上面签名。 所以我是这样写的-亲爱的霍莉-你是个好人，但我只把你当朋友。 在我看来，我刚刚帮了罗利一个大忙。 我

don't want to see him get his heart stomped on by Holly Hills, because the truth is, girls can be a little cruel sometimes. Saturday Today was my only day of summer vacation, and I had to spend it at Seth Snella's half-birthday party. I asked Mom to let me stay home so I could enjoy myself, but she said we were going to the party as a family. Dad didn't even bother fighting it, because he knew he wasn't getting out of it, either. So at 1:00 we walked across the street to the Snellas' house. The Snellas really did it up this year. They had a

我不想看到他被霍莉·希尔斯践踏，因为事实是，女孩有时会有点残忍。 星期六今天是我唯一的暑假，我不得不去参加塞斯·斯奈拉的半岁生日派对。 我让妈妈让我呆在家里，这样我就能玩得开心，但她说我们要全家一起去参加聚会。 爸爸甚至都懒得反抗，因为他知道自己也摆脱不了。 所以在一点钟的时候，我们穿过街道来到斯内拉家。 斯涅拉夫妇今年真是太棒了。 他们有一个