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ESTARIO PARADO EN MI AY-AY-AY! Well, the school never bothered to fix the hole, so for the rest of my time in elementary school, my butt-print was on display in Mrs. Gonzales's room. And if Rowley's spreading that story around, believe me I'm gonna tell the whole world who ate the Cheese. Wednesday Today I realized that if I wanted to know what Rowley and those girls are talking about at lunch, all I have to do is read his DIARY. I'll bet he's writing down all sorts of juicy gossip in that thing. The problem is, Rowley's diary is LOCKED. So even if I got a hold of it, I wouldn't have any way to open it. But then I thought of something. All I had to do was

Estario parado en mi ay-ay-ay ！学校从来没想过要修这个洞，所以我在小学剩下的时间里，我的屁股印一直在冈萨雷斯夫人的房间里展出。 如果罗利在散播这个故事，相信我我会告诉全世界谁吃了奶酪。 星期三今天我意识到，如果我想知道罗利和那些女孩在午餐时在谈论什么，我所要做的就是读他的日记。 我敢说他一定在用那玩意儿记录各种有趣的八卦。 问题是，罗利的日记是锁着的。 所以即使我拿到了它，我也没有办法打开它。 但后来我想到了一件事。 我所要做的就是

buy the same exact diary HE has, and then I'd have a key. So I went to the bookstore tonight and got the last one on the shelf. I just hope buying this thing was worth it, because I had to cash in half of my Mom Bucks to pay for it. And I don't think Dad was too thrilled with the idea of me buying a Sweet Secrets Diary, either. Thursday After Phys Ed today, I saw that Rowley accidentally left his diary on the bench. So when the coast was clear, I used my new key on his diary, and sure enough, it worked.

买一本和他一样的日记，这样我就有钥匙了。 所以我今晚去书店买了书架上的最后一本。 我只希望买这东西物有所值，因为我得把我妈妈的一半钱兑现。 而且我觉得爸爸对我买《甜蜜秘密日记》的想法也不太高兴。 今天体育课结束后，我看到罗利不小心把日记落在了板凳上。 所以，当一切顺利时，我用我的新钥匙打开了他的日记，果然，它起作用了。

I opened it up and started reading. Dear Diary, Today I played with my Dinoblazer action figures again. It was Mecharex vs. Triceraclops and Mecharex bited Tricera ceraclops in the tail.

我打开它，开始读。 亲爱的日记，今天我又玩了我的恐龙人偶。 是械龙和三角龙的对决，械龙咬住了三角龙的尾巴。

And then Triceraclops turned around and said oh yeah well how do you like that and he shot Mecharex right in the heinie. I flipped through the rest of the book to see if my name was in there anywhere, but it was just page after page of this garbage. After seeing what's going on in Rowley's head, I'm kind of starting to wonder why I'm even friends with him in the first place. Saturday Things at home have been really good for about a week. Rodrick has the flu, so he doesn't have the energy to bother me. And Manny has been at Gramma's, so I've had the TV all to myself.

然后三角龙转过身来，说，哦，是啊，你觉得怎么样，然后他射中了机甲龙的屁股。 我翻了翻剩下的书，想看看有没有我的名字，但全是一页又一页的垃圾。 看到罗利脑子里在想什么之后，我开始怀疑我当初为什么要和他做朋友。 星期六家里的情况已经好了一个星期了。 罗德里克得了流感，所以他没有力气来烦我。 曼尼去奶奶家了，所以电视就我一个人看了。

Yesterday, Mom and Dad made a surprise announcement. They said they were going away for the night, and that me and Rodrick were in charge of the house. That was some pretty big news, because Mom and Dad have NEVER left me and Rodrick on our own before. I think they've always been afraid that if they go away, Rodrick is gonna have a huge party and trash the house. But with Rodrick knocked out with the flu, they must've seen their big chance. So after Mom gave us a speech about "responsibility" and "trust" and all that, they took off. The SECOND Mom and Dad walked out the door,

昨天，爸爸妈妈宣布了一个意外的消息。 他们说他们今晚要离开，我和罗德里克负责这所房子。 这真是个大新闻，因为爸爸妈妈从来没有把我和罗德里克单独留下过。 我觉得他们一直害怕如果他们走了，罗德里克会开个大派对，把房子弄得一团糟。 但罗德里克得了流感，他们肯定看到了大好机会。 所以，在妈妈给我们讲了“责任”和“信任”之类的话之后，他们就离开了。 爸爸妈妈走出家门的那一刻，

Rodrick jumped up off of the couch and picked up the phone. Then he called every friend he knew and told them he was having a party. I thought about calling Mom and Dad to tell them what Rodrick was up to, but I've never actually BEEN to a high school party before, so I was curious. I decided to just keep my mouth shut and soak it all in. Rodrick told me to get some folding tables out of the basement and bring a couple of bags of ice out of the downstairs freezer. Rodrick's friends started to show up around 7:00 and before you knew it, there were cars parked up and down the street. The first person to walk through the door was Rodrick's friend Ward. A bunch more people started

罗德里克从沙发上跳起来，拿起电话。 然后他打电话给他认识的每一个朋友，告诉他们他要开派对。 我想过打电话给爸爸妈妈，告诉他们罗德里克在做什么，但我以前从来没有参加过高中的派对，所以我很好奇。 我决定闭上嘴，让自己沉浸其中。 罗德里克让我从地下室拿几张折叠桌再从楼下的冰箱里拿几袋冰来。 罗德里克的朋友们七点左右开始出现在你意识到之前，街上停满了车。 第一个进门的人是罗德里克的朋友沃德。 更多的人开始了