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There are even ads on the FLOORS. And ever since Triple-Decker Treats started putting stickers in the hallways, Follow the scoops to Triple-Decker Treats! kids have been leaving school early to go get ice cream. I don't think there's a place they WON'T put an ad. The latest place they've put them is inside our lockers. Smells like someone could use Clean Breeze

就连地板上都打着广告哦。 自从三层甜筒店开始在走廊贴贴纸后，跟着冰淇淋勺就能找到三层甜筒店啦！ 小朋友们都提早放学去买冰淇淋了。 我觉得他们根本找不到没打广告的地方了。 最新打上广告的地方，是我们的储物柜里。 闻着就像是有人该用“清新微风”清洁一下啦

Bull's-Eye Grocery even paid to put stickers in the urinals, and I'm actually glad they did, because now the floors in the boys" bathroom are a lot less sticky. Bull's-Eye Grocery AIM HERE FOR GREAT PRICES! Companies that are willing to pay more can sponsor whole ROOMS, which is why our English classroom is now the Davidson's Dictionary Center, and Social Studies became the Island Getaways Travel Company Hub.

靶心杂货店甚至花钱把广告贴进小便池，说实话我还挺开心的，因为现在男厕所的地面没那么粘乎乎了。 靶心杂货店——想捡便宜往这看！ 愿意出高价的公司可以赞助整间教室，所以我们的英语教室现在叫戴维森词典中心，社会课教室变成了海岛度假旅行社中心。

The computer lab is sponsored by a company that makes video games, and they went kind of crazy with their branding. Now Entering the Murlak's Gate Computer Center They donated new computers with one of their most popular games preloaded, so now the school can forget about kids getting any work done in there. CRUNCH CHOP

电脑机房是一家游戏公司赞助的，他们的品牌宣传做得有点太夸张了。 欢迎来到莫拉克之门电脑中心！他们捐赠了新电脑，还预装了最热门的游戏，所以现在就别指望孩子们能在机房里做功课了。 咔嚓 咔嚓

Speaking of donations, a company that makes luxury pajamas sponsored the teachers" lounge and stocked it with robes and slippers. So the kids in the High Flyers Club don't even bother going to class anymore. Teachers" Lounge sponsored by Pampered Loungewear But you don't have to spend a fortune to get an ad in our school, because they're offering a ton of smaller sponsorship opportunities, too. Even our staplers have ads on them now. INJURED? Johnny D's Gotcha Covered!

说到捐赠，有家做奢华睡衣的公司赞助了教师休息室，还送了好多浴袍和拖鞋。 所以飞天俱乐部的小朋友现在都懒得去上课了。 教师休息室由奢华居家服饰赞助 不过想在我们学校打广告不用花大价钱，他们也开放了好多小型赞助机会。 现在连我们的订书机上都印着广告呢。 受伤了？ 强尼诊所为你保驾护航！

I'm not sure every one of these sponsorships is a good idea, though. Some magazine paid to put a sample of their publication inside our Science textbooks, and it feels to me like the school should be a little more choosy about who they take their money from. A few companies even signed exclusive deals to get their products into the school.

不过我觉得这些赞助未必全是好事哦。 有本杂志花钱把样刊夹进我们的科学课本里，我觉得学校在收赞助的时候真该对合作方多挑挑。 还有几家公司甚至签了独家协议，让自己的产品独家进入校园。

So now all the vending machines are stocked with snacks from a company that makes spicy potato chips. I guess Blisterin" Hot Chips paid a lot of money to be the exclusive salty snack supplier, and as part of the deal nobody's allowed to have chips from another company on school property. So if someone catches you with a different brand, they'll make sure you don't get to enjoy them. STOMP STOMP

所以现在所有自动贩卖机里，卖的全都是一家辣味薯片公司的零食。 我猜爆辣薯片付了一大笔钱拿到了校园独家咸零食供应权，协议规定学校里不能出现其他品牌的薯片。 所以要是被抓到带别的牌子的薯片，他们肯定不会让你继续吃的。 咚咚 咚咚