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Tuesday After their trip to see that drummer, Rodrick and the guys were down in the dumps. The stuff Sebastian said really rattled them, and they even talked about taking his advice and calling it quits. It probably would've been a relief for Mackie, whose grades are in the toilet because of the band. Drew was thinking about taking his brother's old job at the deli counter, and Bill was talking about how nice it would be to have a little more free time to spend with his gramma. But for Rodrick, quitting wasn't an option. He said they shouldn't listen to what some washed-up rocker had to say, because that guy was just bitter things hadn't worked out for HIM.

周二 看完那个鼓手的演出回来后，罗德里克和伙伴们全都垂头丧气。 塞巴斯蒂安说的话真的让他们乱了阵脚，他们甚至商量着要不听他的建议，干脆散伙。 这事对麦基来说说不定还是解脱，因为乐队的事，他的成绩已经烂透了。 德鲁打算去接他哥哥在熟食柜台的旧工作，比尔也说，能多抽点时间陪奶奶也很不错。 但对罗德里克来说，放弃绝对不可能。 他说他们才不该听那个过气摇滚歌手的话，那家伙只是自己混得不好，满心怨怼罢了。

Rodrick said the reason Metallichihuahua broke up was because they became everything they used to be AGAINST. And he said as long as Löded Diper sticks together, nothing can stand in their way. I guess the other guys were inspired by Rodrick's speech, because suddenly they were all in. Bill said Löded Diper could become more popular than Metallichihuahua EVER was, and maybe even become the biggest band of all TIME. EARSPLITTER DIPER DOMINATION!

罗德里克说，金属吉娃娃乐队解散，是因为他们变成了自己原本最反对的样子。 他说只要“沉尿布”乐队团结一心，就没有什么能阻挡他们。 我猜其他伙伴都被罗德里克的话鼓舞了，一下子大家全都决定要继续干下去。 比尔说“沉尿布”能比金属吉娃娃任何时候都红，说不定还能成为有史以来最厉害的乐队。 炸碎耳膜！尿布统治世界！

Mackie said if they wanted to be the biggest band of all time, they were gonnd have to do something nobody's ever done before. So Drew said maybe they could play a concert in outer space, which all the guys were pretty excited about, even though none of them seemed to have any idea how that would actually WORK.

麦基说，如果想成为有史以来最厉害的乐队，就得做一件从来没人做过的事。 于是德鲁提议，他们可以去外太空开演唱会，大伙儿全都很兴奋，尽管没人知道这事到底要怎么实现。

Bill said Löded Diper could have a ride at an amusement park, and he even threw out a few concepts that everyone liked. SEWER SPEWER THE BIG FLUSH

比尔说“沉尿布”可以在游乐园弄个专属游乐项目，他还想了几个点子，大家都觉得很不错。 污水喷爆 大冲马桶

But Rodrick said Bill was thinking too SMALL. He said Löded Diper should have their own theme park, and the guys even sketched out a map of where everything would go.

但罗德里克觉得比尔想得还是太小了。 他说“沉尿布”应该有自己的主题乐园，大伙儿还画了草图，标出所有项目的位置。

Mackie said they'd make so much money from their theme park that they could afford to destroy their instruments at the end of every show, just like Metallichihuahua used to do. But then Bill had an even CRAZIER idea. He said they should build a giant robot baby that would come out during the last song, and when the concert was over, it would destroy the whole set. And everybody thought that was the best idea YET.

麦基说主题乐园能赚超多钱，这样他们就能像金属吉娃娃当年那样，每场演出结束后砸乐器了。 接着比尔想出了一个更疯狂的点子。 他说他们应该造一个巨型机器人宝宝，最后一首歌时出场，演唱会结束后就让它拆掉整个舞台。 所有人都觉得这是目前为止最棒的点子。