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DIARY of a Wimpy Kid DIAPER OVERLOAD Jeff Kinney

《小屁孩日记：尿布危机》 杰夫·金尼

DECEMBER Monday I always thought I wanted to be rich and famous, but now I'm starting to wonder if fame and fortune are worth all the hassle. I'm sure it would be great to be a celebrity, because it'd be nice to get the rock star treatment and see your name in lights. GREG THE MUSICAL But there's only so much attention one person can take, and I bet that kind of thing would get kind of old after a while.

12月 周一 我一直想变得有钱又有名，但现在我开始琢磨，名利带来的一堆麻烦到底值不值。 当名人肯定很棒，能享受摇滚巨星般的待遇，还能看到自己的名字亮在聚光灯下，想想都不错。 《音乐剧格雷格》 可一个人能承受的关注就这么多，我打赌这种日子过一阵就腻了。

If you're famous, you can't just turn it off whenever it's inconvenient. And it wouldn't be much fun getting mobbed for autographs and selfies all the time. When you're a celebrity, you can't even take care of your personal business without everyone finding out and posting about it on social media. Toenail Fungus Clinic

要是成了名人，就算不方便也没法关掉别人的关注。 天天被人围堵要签名、拍合照，一点意思都没有。 当了名人，连办点私人小事都会被所有人挖出来，发到社交媒体上。 灰指甲诊所

And when you're out in public, someone's bound to snap a picture of you when you're not looking your best. On top of that, everyone feels like they have the right to know all the details about your personal relationships, which can't be a lot of fun, either. Snooper MAGAZINE SPLIT! TRISHA DUMPS GREG! Was it the booger?

而且你出门在外，状态最差的时候总会被人偷拍到。 更糟的是，所有人都觉得自己有权知道你私人感情的所有细节，这哪会好受啊。 《窥探杂志》 分手！ 翠莎甩了格雷格！ 难道是因为鼻屎？

Speaking of relationships, when you're a celebrity, you never know who you can TRUST. Because even the people closest to you will be happy to air your dirty laundry if the price is right. GOSSIP! WEEKLY Greg's Mom Tells All! "He ate his own earwax!" PLUS: Manny tells his side! The celebrities who have it the WORST are former child stars, because after they grow up and fall out of the spotlight, they have to learn how to live like regular people.

说到人际关系，当了名人，你根本不知道谁能信任。 因为哪怕是你最亲近的人，只要价钱合适，也会开心地把你的黑料全抖出来。 八卦！ 周刊 格雷格妈妈大爆料！ “他吃自己挖的耳屎！” 还有： 曼尼来爆料了！ 日子最不好过的名人就是过气童星，因为他们长大淡出聚光灯后，还得重新学习怎么过普通人的生活。

And I'm sure it's no fun being someone who USED to be famous. CELEBS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Greg Heffley THEN NOW Sanitation Worker People recognize former child stars even after they've become adults. And I'd like to be able to enjoy a meal with my family in public without getting hassled by fans later on. SAY "ZOO-WEE MAMA!" SAY IT! THAT WASN'T EVEN ME!

而且我敢肯定，当一个曾经有名的人一点都不好受。 名人：如今身在何方？ 格雷格·赫弗利 过去 现在 环卫工 就算童星长大成人，人们还是能认出他们。 我就想跟家人安安稳稳在外吃顿饭，不想完了还被粉丝缠个不停。 说一句“祖维妈妈！” 快说啊！ 那根本就不是我啊！