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Whenever there was a pause in the action, they turned the cameras on the fans. KISS CAM They had this thing called "Fan of the Game", where you could win a prize by acting crazy when they put you up on the screen. And some people were really GOING for it. PICK ME!

每当比赛暂停，镜头就会对准观众们 亲吻镜头环节 他们有个活动叫做"本场最佳观众"，大屏幕拍到你时卖力表演就能赢奖品 有些人真的玩得超起劲 选我！

I knew there was no chance of me winning Fan of the Game if I was behind a bunch of people. So during a time-out I stepped into the aisle and really hammed it up for the cameras. SNAP DANC But I guess I was embarrassing Dad, so he gave me some money and told me I should go up to the concourse and get some snacks and a souvenir.

我知道挤在人堆后面，肯定拿不到本场最佳观众 所以暂停时我走到过道，对着镜头卖力表演起来 响指热舞 不过我猜我让爸爸尴尬了，他给我些钱，让我去大厅买零食和纪念品

I spent my money on popcorn and one of those giant foam fingers. But when I turned to walk away from the souvenir stand there was a loud noise that shook the whole stadium. BOOM Apparently when the home team scores, they shoot off a CANNON. But I wished Dad had warned me that might happen, because I seriously thought we were in DANGER. COLD DRINKS

我把钱花在了爆米花和巨型加油泡沫手指上 可我刚转身离开纪念品摊，突然一声巨响，整座体育场都震了 轰隆！原来主队得分时，他们会发射礼炮 真希望爸爸提前提醒我，我刚才真以为我们遇到危险了 冰爽饮品

After I was sure the coast was clear, I went to find Dad. But I couldn't remember which section we were sitting in, and Dad was the one who had our tickets. I started to panic, because there were 80,000 people in that stadium, and everyone looked the same from behind. Plus, the game was tied, and the fans were too distracted to help some lost kid. Luckily an usher saw me wandering around the concourse and took me to the Child Finder Station.

等我确定安全之后，我就去找爸爸 可我记不清我们坐在哪个区，而且门票都在爸爸身上 我开始慌了，体育场里有八万人，从背后看所有人都长得一模一样 加上比分打平，球迷们都顾不上帮我这个走丢的小孩 幸好一位领位员看见我在大厅闲逛，把我带到了寻童服务站

They asked me a few questions about who I was and where I last saw my father, but by then I was so shook up I could barely even remember my own name. The next thing I knew, I had a camera in my face and they put me on the Jumbotron. LOST CHILD Frank Heffley please come to the Child Finder Station in Concourse B Then I realized this was my chance to win Fan of the Game, so I made the most of my opportunity.

他们问了我几个问题，问我是谁，最后在哪见的爸爸，可那时候我慌得要命，连自己名字都快记不清了 紧接着，摄像机凑到我面前，把我投到了场馆巨幕上 走失儿童 弗兰克·赫弗利，请前往B大厅的寻童服务站 然后我反应过来，这是我赢下本场最佳观众的机会，于是好好把握住了这次机会

The good news was that our team won in the last second. The bad news was that Dad didn't get to see it because he had to come get ME. And, believe it or not, I DID win Fan of the Game, and we got two free tickets to the NEXT match. But I don't remember going to another game after that, so I think Dad must've taken Rodrick.

好消息是我们队在最后一秒赢下了比赛 坏消息是爸爸没看到最后进球，因为他得过来找我 而且信不信由你，我真的拿到了本场最佳观众，还得到了两张下一场比赛的免费门票 可我不记得之后再去看过比赛，所以我猜爸爸肯定带罗德里克去了