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AUGUST Thursday I love my family and all, but I don't need to spend twenty-four hours a day with them, seven days a week. And that's EXACTLY the way it's been around here lately. It's not just ME who's getting tired of this, either. We're ALL going a little nuts, and if things don't change soon I think we're gonna go off the deep end. Mom says we've been cooped up for too long and we just need a holiday. But what we really need is a holiday from each OTHER.

八月 周四 我爱我的家人，但我真不用一周七天、一天二十四小时都跟他们粘在一起 而最近偏偏就是这样的情况 而且不光我一个人受不了这样 我们所有人都快疯了，再不改现状，我们都要彻底失控了 妈妈说我们闷在家里太久了，就该出去度个假 但我们真正需要的，是离开彼此各自清净一阵

That's not gonna happen anytime soon, though, because we don't have any MONEY. And the reason we don't is kind of a long story. We've been living in Gramma's basement for two months, and I don't know how much longer we can keep going like this. Mom says that one day we'll look back on this time and smile, but she's not the one who has to share a futon with RODRICK every night.

不过这事一时半会儿成不了，因为我们根本没钱 至于没钱的原因，说起来可就话长了 我们已经在奶奶的地下室住了两个月，我不知道还能这样撑多久 妈妈说以后我们回头看这段日子会笑着释怀，可又不用她每天晚上跟罗德里克挤一张蒲团

The crazy thing is, Gramma's got plenty of room in her house, so I don't understand why our whole family has to stay in her basement. When we first got here, I called dibs on the guest room, but Gramma said it was already taken. I don't think Gramma's too thrilled were living with her, because whenever her friends come over she asks us to stay out of sight.

奇怪的是，奶奶家里房间多的是，我真不懂为啥我们全家非得挤在地下室 我们刚搬来的时候，我先抢到了客房，可奶奶说客房已经有人住了 我觉得奶奶不太乐意我们住这儿，每次她朋友来，都让我们躲起来别露面

And that's kind of inconvenient since there isn't a bathroom in the basement, and her friends always stay FOREVER. We can't use the kitchen when Gramma's got guests, which means we can't eat dinner until after theyre gone. But last night I guess Rodrick got sick of waiting, so he heated up some leftover pizza in Grammas dryer.

这可太不方便了，地下室没有卫生间，而且她朋友一待就好久不走 奶奶有客人的时候我们不能用厨房，也就是说得等客人走了才能吃晚饭 不过昨晚罗德里克肯定等烦了，居然把剩披萨放进奶奶的烘干机加热

There's no TV in Gramma's basement, so the only thing we've got to entertain ourselves with is each OTHER. And, believe me, that's not enough. Mom says being bored is good, because it makes you use your imagination. But whenever I try it I always end up imagining the exact same thing.

奶奶的地下室没有电视，所以我们只能互相解闷 相信我，这根本不够玩 妈妈说无聊挺好的，能逼你开动想象力 可我每次开动想象力，想到的都是同一件事