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So my NEW plan is to build a really SMALL house that doesn't attract a lot of attention. And then all the GOOD stuff will be UNDERGROUND. I've got ideas for what's gonna go on each level. In fact, I just finished designing the fifth floor last week, and it's probably my Favourite.

所以我的新计划是盖一栋特别小的房子，不会吸引太多注意力。 所有好东西都放在地下。 我已经想好每一层要放些什么了。 其实上周我刚设计完第五层，那应该是我最喜欢的一层。

I'm a little worried about living UNDERGROUND, though, because my brother Rodrick lives in our basement, and I'm not sure it's HEALTHY. So I'm gonna have tons of screens that LOOK like windows to make it feel like I'm living on the surface. My house is gonna be BIG, so it'll take me a while to get from place to place. That's why I'm planning on having moving walkways everywhere.

不过我有点担心住地下，因为我哥哥罗德里克住在我家地下室，我不确定住地下健不健康。 所以我会装很多看起来像窗户的屏幕，这样就会感觉我其实住在地面上。 我的房子会很大，所以从一个地方走到另一个地方要花点时间。 这就是我打算到处都装自动人行道的原因。

My bathtub is gonna be made of glass, and it'll sit inside a giant aquarium so I can feel like I'm in the OCEAN.

我的浴缸会用玻璃做，放在巨型水族馆里，这样我就能感觉自己好像在大海里。

My security system is gonna be SUPER high tech. I've designed all sorts of booby traps for anyone who tries to get inside. And if someone gets past the front door I'll just wait them out in my panic room, which is gonna have steel walls that are three feet thick.

我的安保系统会是超级高科技的。 我设计了各种各样的陷阱对付任何想要闯进来的人。 如果有人闯过了大门，我就躲进安全室耗着他们，安全室的钢墙有三英尺厚呢。

Every so often I'll probably have a party or something so people can see how awesome my house is. But if they stay too LATE I'll have a way to get them out of there and back up to street level. All this stuff is gonna be EXPENSIVE, so it's going to take a while for me to save enough money to make it happen. But I figure it can't hurt to start planning NOW.

我偶尔会办个派对什么的，让大家看看我的房子有多棒。 但如果他们待得太晚，我有办法把他们送出去，回到地面街道上。 所有这些都很费钱，所以我要存好一阵钱才能实现这个计划。 但我觉得现在就开始计划总没错。