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Going to the dentist was never that much fun to begin with, but after I read Spineticklers number 67, it got even WORSE. Spineticklers MY DENTIST IS THE DEVIL BY I.M. SPOOKY I've checked out every Spineticklers book from the library, and I even borrowed a few Spineticklers Junior books from Rowley so I could keep going. And just like I predicted, the books are starting to give me nightmares. Spineticklers number 71 is about this kid who grows a lizard tail and tries to hide it from his family and teachers.

去看牙医一开始就没那么有趣，但在我读了《挠痒痒》第67期之后，情况变得更糟了。 我的牙医是魔鬼 我从图书馆借了所有的《刺虫》书，甚至从罗利那里借了几本《刺虫》少年书，这样我就可以继续读下去了。 就像我预料的那样，这些书开始给我带来噩梦。 《挠痒痒》第71号讲的是一个长了一条蜥蜴尾巴的孩子想要瞒着他的家人和老师。

Spineticklers TAILS. YOU LOSE BY I.M. SPOOKY That one really stressed me out, and the night I read it, I had a dream that I was the one with the tail. Actually, my dream started off really GOOD, because there are a bunch of fun things you can do with a tail that you wouldn't even think of.

Spineticklers尾巴。你输给我了。 这本书真的让我压力很大，我读的那天晚上，我做了一个梦，梦见我是那个有尾巴的人。 事实上，我的梦想一开始非常好，因为有很多你意想不到的有趣的事情可以用尾巴来做。

In my dream I wasn't ashamed of my tail, I was PROUD of it. And I used it to its full advantage. The only thing I didn't like about it was that when I got excited about something, everyone could tell. DO YOU THINK THAT GIRL IS CUTE? NOT REALLY. WAG WAG

在我的梦里，我并不为我的尾巴感到羞耻，我为它感到骄傲。 我充分利用了它。 我唯一不喜欢的是，当我对某件事感到兴奋时，每个人都能看出来。 你觉得那个女孩可爱吗？ 不是真的。摇摇

Then all of a sudden my tail became a PROBLEM. People got jealous, and the next thing I knew, I was being hunted like I was some kind of monster. I ran for my LIFE and escaped through a window, and the townspeople chased me down the street and through a shopping mall. I almost got away, but then my tail got stuck in the escalator.

突然，我的尾巴成了一个问题。 人们嫉妒我，然后我就像怪物一样被追杀。 我逃命，从一扇窗户逃了出去，镇上的人追着我穿过街道和一家购物中心。 我差点就跑开了，但我的尾巴卡在扶梯上了。

I swear I could actually FEEL it happen, and it woke me up. In fact, the dream was so realistic that I turned on the light to see if I actually DID have a tail. And I have to say, I was a little disappointed when I realized that nothing was there. That's not the ONLY bad dream I've had because of those books, though.

我发誓我真的能感觉到它发生了，它把我吵醒了。 事实上，这个梦是如此逼真，以至于我打开灯看看我是否真的有一条尾巴。 我不得不说，当我意识到那里什么都没有时，我有点失望。 不过，这并不是我唯一一次因为那些书做的噩梦。

The other night I had a dream where I was captured by zombie pirates and made to walk the plank. For some reason, I kept repeating this stupid rhyme. STEP, STEP, STEP, NO, NO, NO! PLOP, PLOP, PLOP, IN I GO! Unfortunately, I was saying it for REAL, so now Rodrick has a video of me talking in my sleep. STEP, STEP, STEP, NO, NO, NO! PLOP, PLOP, PLOP, IN I GO.

前几天晚上我做了一个梦，梦见我被僵尸海盗抓住，被迫走木板。 出于某种原因，我一直在重复这个愚蠢的押韵。 走，走，走，不，不，不！扑通，扑通，扑通，我进去了！不幸的是，我说的是真的，所以现在罗德里克有我说梦话的视频。 走，走，走，不，不，不！扑通，扑通，扑通，我进去了。