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HUSBAND What the heck? This isn't water! It's WORMS! But these are no ordinary worms. They are man-eating NIGHT CRAWLERS! HUSBAND Oh, great! These things are actually EATING me! worms come out of the man's eyes and nose.

丈夫：搞什么鬼？这不是水！这是虫子!但这些不是普通的蠕虫。 他们是吃人的夜行者！丈夫：哦，太好了！这些东西真的在吃我！虫子从男人的眼睛和鼻子里爬出来。

When Rowley finished that last drawing, he was white as a ghost. But I reminded him the worms were just candy, and that calmed him down. BACK TO THE KITCHEN. The man runs into the room with a towel around his waist. HUSBAND Honey! Don't use the water! It's-- But it's TOO LATE. The woman is a skeleton.

罗利画完最后一幅画时，脸色煞白。 但我提醒他蠕虫只是糖果，这让他平静了下来。 回到厨房。那人腰上缠着一条毛巾跑进了房间。 丈夫亲爱的!不要用水！但已经太迟了。 那女人是个骨架。

Now I REALLY started to lose Rowley. I had to remind him this was all make-believe, and we had a plastic skeleton that we were gonna use for this scene. But he was practically hyperventilating. I realized maybe this was a good place to add some comedy, so I put in a line of dialogue, and that brought Rowley right back. HUSBAND Well, I guess this means I'm single! (winks)

现在我真的开始失去罗利了。 我不得不提醒他这一切都是虚构的，我们有一个塑料骨架，我们要在这个场景中使用。 但他实际上是在过度呼吸。 我意识到这可能是一个添加一些喜剧的好地方，所以我加入了一段对话，这让罗利回来了。 丈夫：嗯，我想这意味着我是单身！(眨眼)

After that was taken care of, it was back to the action. And the next scene was a BIG one. The man looks outside. The house is totally surrounded by night crawlers. HUSBAND Oh no! I'm surrounded! I'd better call the COPS! The man puts the phone to his ear and dials 911.

那件事处理好之后，又回到了行动中。 接下来的场景是一个大场面。 男人向外看了看。房子周围全是夜行动物。 哦，不！我周围!我最好叫警察！这个人把电话放在耳边，拨了911。

HUSBAND Hello, is this the police? I am calling to report... Wait, WHAT THE--? A worm crawls from the phone into the man's ear and out the other one. HUSBAND AIIEEEEEEE! (dies) After I finished writing that scene, I realized this was taking too much time. Plus, there were some scenes I hadn't figured out how to shoot yet, like the battle between the mayor and the 500-foot King Night Crawler at the end of the movie.

丈夫喂，是警察吗？ 我打电话来报告……等等，这是什么？ 一只虫子从电话里爬进男人的耳朵，又从另一只耳朵爬出来。 丈夫AIIEEEEEEE !（去世）在我写完那个场景后，我意识到这花了太多时间。 此外，还有一些场景我还没有弄清楚如何拍摄，比如电影结尾市长和500英尺高的国王夜行者之间的战斗。

Since we weren't gonna get this whole thing done in one day, I decided we might as well get started and shoot the scenes we just wrote. I found my parents camcorder in Mom's closet, and luckily there was a film cartridge in the camera bag. We also borrowed some clothes from Dad's closet for Rowley's first costume, and even though the pants were a little long, they more or less fit. We shot the opening scene, which took about three times longer than it should've because Rowley had trouble remembering his lines. HI, DEAR. I AM HOME FOR BREAKFAST. I MEAN TO TAKE A SHOWER. HAVE YOU SEE ANY WORMS? DANG IT! After that, it was time to film Rowley as the guy's wife.

由于我们不可能在一天内完成整个过程，我决定我们不妨开始拍摄我们刚刚写好的场景。 我在妈妈的衣柜里找到了我父母的摄像机，幸运的是，相机包里还有一个胶卷。 我们还从爸爸的衣橱里借了一些衣服给罗利做第一套戏服，虽然裤子有点长，但还是很合身。 我们拍了开场，因为罗利记不住台词，所以花了三倍多的时间。 嗨,亲爱的。我回家吃早餐了。 我想洗个澡。你看到虫子了吗？ 见鬼了!在那之后，是时候拍摄罗利扮演这个男人的妻子了。