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OCTOBER Wednesday My parents are always saying the world doesn't revolve around me, but sometimes I wonder if it actually DOES. When I was a little kid, I saw this movie about a man whose whole life is secretly being filmed for a TV show. This guy is famous all over the world, and he doesn't KNOW it. Well, ever since I saw that movie, I've kind of figured the same thing is probably happening to ME. HOPE YOU CREEPS ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES!

我的父母总是说世界不是围着我转的，但有时我怀疑它是不是真的围着我转。 当我还是个孩子的时候，我看过一部电影，讲的是一个男人的一生都在被秘密地拍摄成一部电视剧。 这家伙全世界都很有名，他自己却不知道。 嗯，自从我看了那部电影，我就觉得同样的事情可能也会发生在我身上。 希望你们玩得开心！

At first I was annoyed my life was being broadcast without my permission. But then I realized that if millions of people are tuning in every day to see what I'm up to, that's actually kind of COOL. Sometimes I worry that my life is too BORING to be its own television show, so I try to do something entertaining every now and then to give the people watching at home a good chuckle. WHOOPS!

一开始我很生气，我的生活未经我的允许就被广播了。 但后来我意识到，如果数以百万计的人每天都在看我在做什么，那真的很酷。 有时我担心我的生活太无聊了，不能成为自己的电视节目，所以我试着时不时地做一些有趣的事情，让在家看电视的人开怀大笑。 哎呀!

The other thing I do is send my audience little signals to let them know I'm in on the secret. If my life's a TV show, then there's gotta be commercial breaks. I figure they must run the ads when I'm in the bathroom, so I always make a big entrance after I finish up in there. I'M BAAAACCCCKKK!

我做的另一件事是向我的听众发出一些小信号，让他们知道我知道这个秘密。 如果我的生活是一部电视节目，那就得有广告时间。 我想他们一定是在我上厕所的时候放广告，所以我总是在上完厕所后大张旗鼓地进来。 我BAAAACCCCKKK !

But sometimes I wonder how much of my life is REAL and how much of it is RIGGED. Because half the things that happen to me are so ridiculous, I wonder if someone ELSE is pulling the strings. If it's all fake, the LEAST the people in charge can do is give me some juicier story lines to work with. HOW ABOUT "GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND"? OR "GREG GETS A MOTORCYCLE"? OR "GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND AND A MOTORCYCLE"?

但有时我想知道我的生活有多少是真实的，又有多少是被操纵的。 因为发生在我身上的一半的事情是如此荒谬，我怀疑是否有人在幕后操纵。 如果这一切都是假的，至少负责人能给我一些更有趣的故事情节。 “格雷格有女朋友了”怎么样？ 还是“格雷格买了辆摩托车”？ 还是“格雷格有女朋友和摩托车”？

Every once in a while I wonder if the people in my life are who they SEEM to be, or if they're really just ACTORS. If they're actors, I hope the kid who's playing my friend Rowley gets an award, because he's doing a great job pretending to be a doofus. And if my brother Rodrick is actually just some guy getting PAID to act like a jerk, then that makes me see him in a whole new light. Who knows? Maybe he's a nice guy in real life, and one day well be good friends.

每隔一段时间，我就会想，我生命中的人是否真的是他们看起来的那样，或者他们是否真的只是演员。 如果他们是演员，我希望扮演我朋友罗利的那个孩子能得个奖，因为他在假装傻瓜方面做得很好。 如果我哥哥罗德里克真的是一个拿钱让他表现得像个混蛋的人，那我对他的看法就完全不同了。 谁知道呢?也许他在现实生活中是个好人，有一天我们会成为好朋友。