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The deodorant was probably the one thing keeping the fumes in our cabin from reaching toxic levels. And if we get sick, were ALL going home early. That might be OK for everyone ELSE, but it's not all right for ME. Because the sooner I go home, the sooner I have to face DAD. Saturday. To be honest with you, I had forgotten all about Rowley until he returned to camp yesterday morning. But when he caught a whiff of our cabin, I'll bet he wished he had just stayed home.

除臭剂可能是唯一一种防止机舱烟雾达到有毒水平的东西。 如果我们生病了，我们都要早点回家。 这对其他人来说可能没问题，但对我来说并不合适。 因为我越早回家，就得越早面对爸爸。 星期六。老实说，罗利昨天早上回到营地之前，我都把他忘得一干二净。 但当他闻到我们小屋的味道时，我敢打赌他后悔没待在家里。

It turns out Rowley got an infection from Gareth's tooth, and that's why he was gone for so long. Rowley brought the tooth WITH him, but I'm not sure what Gareth's supposed to do with it at this point. Rowley was coming back at an awkward time. We've all been preparing for the last night of the trip, which we have to spend OUTDOORS. I'm kind of looking forward to it, because that's ONE night we won't have to stay in our stinky cabin. But I'm not sure my group can even SURVIVE sleeping out in the elements. We're supposed to build a shelter and a fire tomorrow night, and I have no IDEA how we're supposed to pull THAT off.

原来罗利被加雷斯的牙齿感染了，所以他离开了那么久。 罗利把牙齿带来了，但我不知道加雷思现在该怎么处理它。 罗利在一个尴尬的时候回来了。 我们都在为旅行的最后一晚做准备，因为我们必须在户外度过。 我有点期待了，因为那一晚我们就不用呆在臭烘烘的小屋里了。 但我不确定我的团队能否在野外生存。 我们明天晚上要搭个帐篷，生个火，我不知道该怎么做。

Mr. Jefferson has been trying to teach us how to do some basic outdoorsy things, but it turns out he's just about as useless as the REST of us. Yesterday he was trying to teach us how to build a fire, and he broke the "no electronics" rule by using his phone to look up how to do it. But his battery died when a couple of my cabinmates got ahold of it to watch videos of screaming goats. I guess Mr. Jefferson learned a LITTLE bit before the battery died, because he got a fire going and told the rest of us to get some kindling. Nobody knew what kindling WAS, though, so we brought back everything we thought might burn.

杰斐逊先生一直试图教我们做一些基本的户外活动，但结果他和我们其他人一样没用。 昨天，他试图教我们如何生火，他打破了“禁止使用电子设备”的规定，用他的手机查找了如何生火。 但他的电池没电了，因为我的几个舱友拿着它去看山羊尖叫的视频。 我猜杰斐逊先生在电池没电之前学到了一点，因为他生了一堆火，并告诉我们其他人去找点引火的东西。 不过，没人知道什么是引火的东西，所以我们把所有我们认为可以燃烧的东西都带了回来。

Rowley came back with what looked like a bunch of WEEDS and threw them on the fire, but that totally smothered it. It turns out the stuff Rowley put on the fire was actually POISON IVY, and this morning he woke up covered in spots. Mr. Jefferson must've inhaled the fumes and gotten it in his LUNGS, because he was having trouble breathing.

罗利回来的时候拿着一堆杂草把它们扔进了火里，但火完全被扑灭了。 原来罗利在火上放的东西其实是毒葛，今天早上他醒来时浑身都是斑点。 杰佛逊先生一定是吸入了烟雾并进入了肺部，因为他当时呼吸困难。

The nurse called Mrs. Jefferson to come pick them both up, and I think they're done for GOOD. That means my group is the only one without a chaperone. I've heard Mrs. Graziano is scrambling to find a replacement, but no dads are willing to give up the rest of their weekend to come out here. This is really bad timing, because it's supposed to RAIN tomorrow night, and we haven't even started building our shelter. I tried to spy on a group that has a bunch of Boy Scouts in it to see if I could pick up any pointers, but those guys weren't willing to give away their secrets.

护士叫杰佛逊太太来把他们俩都接走了，我想他们已经彻底完蛋了。 也就是说我的小组是唯一一个没有监护人的。 我听说格拉齐亚诺太太正在忙着找一个接替他的人，但没有一个爸爸愿意放弃周末的剩余时间来这里。 这真是个糟糕的时机，因为明天晚上应该会下雨，而我们甚至还没有开始建避难所。 我试着去监视一个有一群童子军的团体，看看能不能得到点什么启示，但那些人不愿意泄露他们的秘密。

While we were off trying to set up our camp, some other group raided our cabin. I guess they must've heard about Graham's snacks, because his stash was totally picked clean. The thieves also went through MY bag and found the baby wipes, which they used up in our bathroom. They must've tried to flush them down the toilet, because now it was CLOGGED. The worst part was that the toilet overflowed, and the water ran along the floor in a path from the bathroom to my duffel bag. Everything I owned was wet except for Grandpa's book, which the thieves had tossed onto a bed.

当我们外出搭帐篷的时候，另一群人袭击了我们的小屋。 我猜他们一定听说了格雷厄姆的零食，因为他藏的东西都被洗劫一空。 小偷还翻了我的包，找到了婴儿湿巾，他们在浴室里用完了。 他们一定是想把它们冲进马桶里，因为现在马桶堵了。 最糟糕的是，厕所里的水溢出来了，水沿着地板从浴室流到我的行李袋里。 我所有的东西都是湿的，除了爷爷的书，被小偷扔到床上了。