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Did owning this magazine make you a better person? No. Did it make you more popular at school? No. Now do you feel about having owned this type of magazine now? I feel ashamed. Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine? I'm sorry women. Wednesday I'm still grounded from playing video games, so

拥有这本杂志让你变得更好了吗？ 不。这让你在学校更受欢迎了吗？ 不。现在你对拥有这类杂志有什么感觉？ 我感到羞愧。对于拥有这本令人反感的杂志，你有什么想对女性说的吗？ 对不起，女士们。周三我还不能玩电子游戏，所以

Manny has been using my system. Mom went out and bought a whole bunch of educational video games, and watching Manny play them is like torture. The good news is that I finally figured out how to get some of my games past Rowley's dad. I just put one of my discs in Manny's "Discovering the Alphabet" case, and that's all it takes.

曼尼一直在用我的系统 妈妈出去买了一大堆有教育意义的电子游戏，看着曼尼玩就像折磨。 好消息是我终于知道怎么让罗利的爸爸通过我的游戏了。 我刚把我的一张碟片放进曼尼的“发现字母表”盒子里，这就够了。

Thursday At school today, they announced that student government elections are coming up. To be honest with you, I've never had any interest in student government. But when I started thinking about it, I realized getting elected Treasurer could totally change my situation at school.

星期四今天在学校，他们宣布学生会选举即将到来。 说实话，我对学生会从来都不感兴趣。 但当我开始考虑这件事时，我意识到当选财务主管可以彻底改变我在学校的处境。

Nobody ever thinks about running for Treasurer, because all anyone ever cares about are the big-ticket positions like President and Vice President. So I figure if I sign up tomorrow, the Treasurer job is pretty much mine for the taking. Friday Today, I went and put my name on the list to run for Treasurer. Unfortunately, this kid named Marty Porter is running for Treasurer, too, and he's real brainy at math. So this might not be as easy as I

没有人想过竞选财务主管，因为所有人关心的都是像总统和副总统这样的高薪职位。 所以我想如果我明天就报名，财务主管的工作基本上就是我的了。 星期五今天，我去把我的名字写在竞选财务主管的名单上。 不幸的是，有个叫马蒂·波特的孩子也在竞选财务主管，他在数学方面很聪明。 所以这可能不像我这么简单

thought. I told Dad that I was running for student government, and he seemed pretty excited. It turns out he ran for student government when he was my age, and he actually won. Dad dug through some old boxes in the basement and found one of his campaign posters. I thought the poster idea was pretty good, so I asked Dad to drive me to the store to get some supplies. I loaded up on poster board and markers, and I spent the rest of the night making all my campaign stuff. So let's just hope these posters work.

的想法。我告诉爸爸我要竞选学生会主席，他看起来很兴奋。 原来他在我这个年纪的时候参加过学生会的竞选，而且还赢了。 爸爸在地下室翻了一些旧盒子，发现了一张他的竞选海报。 我觉得海报的主意很好，所以我让爸爸开车送我去商店买一些用品。 我准备好了海报板和马克笔，然后花了一整晚的时间制作我所有的竞选材料。 希望这些海报能起作用吧。

Monday I brought my posters in to school today, and I have to say, they came out pretty good. Do You Want MARTY PORTER to be your TREASURER? DARR... HEY, YOU'RE DROPPING ALL OUR MONEY, YOU FOOL! Remember in second grade how Marty Porter had head lice? ITCH ITCH Do you really want him touching YOUR money?

星期一，我把我的海报带到了学校，我不得不说，它们的效果非常好。 你想让马蒂·波特做你的财务主管吗？ 达……嘿，你把我们的钱都丢了，你个傻瓜！还记得二年级时马蒂·波特的头虱吗？ 你真的想让他碰你的钱吗？