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Wednesday Last night I was lying in bed, and it hit me: I should go for Class Clown. It's not like I'm known for being real funny at school or anything, but if I can pull off one big prank right before voting, that could do it.

星期三昨晚我躺在床上，突然想到：我应该去参加班级小丑比赛。 我在学校也不是很幽默，但如果我能在投票前搞个大恶作剧，那就行了。

May Thursday Today I was trying to figure out how I was going to sneak a thumbtack onto Mr. Worth's chair in History when he said something that made me rethink my plan. Mr. Worth told us he has a dentist's appointment tomorrow, so we're going to have a substitute. Subs are like comic gold. You can say just about anything you want, and you can't get in trouble. GREG HEFFLEY, WILL YOU PLEASE DO THIS PROBLEM? YOUR MAMA! EXCUSE ME? YOUR BIG FANNY GRANNY! WELL, I HARDLY THINK THAT'S... YOUR SLAP-HAPPY GRANDPAPPY!

五月星期四今天历史课上，我正想办法把图钉偷偷塞到沃斯先生的椅子上，他的话使我重新考虑了我的计划。 沃斯先生告诉我们他明天要去看牙医，所以我们要找个替补。 潜艇就像喜剧中的黄金。你想说什么就说什么，不会惹上麻烦。 格雷格·赫夫利，请你做这道题好吗？ 你的妈妈!原谅我吗?你的大范妮奶奶！嗯，我不认为那是… 你那乐呵呵的爷爷！

Friday I walked into my History class today, ready to execute my plan. But when I got to the door, guess who the substitute teacher was? Of all the people in the world to be our sub today, it was Mom. I thought Mom's days of getting involved at my school were over. She used to be one of those parents who came in to help out in the classroom. But that all changed after Mom volunteered to be a chaperone for our field trip to the zoo when I was in third grade. Mom had prepared all sorts of material to help us kids appreciate the different exhibits, but all anyone wanted to do was watch the animals go to

星期五，我走进历史课，准备执行我的计划。 但当我走到门口时，猜猜谁是代课老师？ 今天世界上有那么多人要做我们的代课老师，偏偏是妈妈。 我以为妈妈参与我学校的日子已经结束了。 她曾经是那些来教室帮忙的家长之一。 但是，当我三年级的时候，妈妈自愿陪同我们去动物园实地考察后，一切都改变了。 妈妈准备了各种各样的材料来帮助我们这些孩子欣赏不同的展品，但是所有人都想做的就是看动物们去

the bathroom. Anyway, Mom totally foiled my plan to win Class Clown. I'm just lucky there's not a category called Biggest Mama's Boy, because after today, I'd win that one in a landslide. Wednesday The school paper came out again today. I quit my job as school cartoonist after "Creighton the Curious Student" came out, and I didn't really care

浴室。总之，妈妈彻底破坏了我赢得班级小丑的计划。 我只是很幸运没有一个叫做“最胖妈妈男孩”的奖项，因为过了今天，我会以压倒性优势赢得这个奖项。 星期三校报今天又出版了。 《好奇的学生克赖顿》出版后，我辞去了学校漫画家的工作，我真的不在乎

who they picked to replace me. But everyone was laughing at the comics page at lunch, so I picked up a copy to see what was so funny. And when I opened it up, I couldn't believe my eyes. It was "Zoo-Wee Mama." And of course Mr. Ira didn't change a single word of Rowley's strip. Zoo-Wee Mama by Rowley Jefferson Hey beautiful lady do you want to go on a date with me? I am not a lady I am just one of those dogs with long hair so no thanks to that date. ZOO-WEE MAMA! So now Rowley's getting all the fame that was supposed to be mine.

他们选谁来代替我。 但每个人都在午餐时笑的漫画页，所以我拿起一份，看看是什么这么好笑。 当我打开它时，我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛。 是《祖威妈妈》。当然，艾拉先生没有修改罗利漫画里的一个字。 《祖威妈妈》罗利·杰弗逊嘿，美女，你想和我约会吗？ 我不是女士，我只是一只长毛的狗，所以不感谢那个约会。 ZOO-WEE妈妈!所以现在罗利得到了本该属于我的名声。

Even the teachers are kissing Rowley's butt. I almost lost my lunch when Mr. Worth dropped his chalk in History class— Monday This "Zoo-Wee Mama" thing has really got me worked up. Rowley is getting all the credit for a comic that we came up with together. I figured the

连老师都在拍罗利的马屁。 当沃斯先生在历史课上把粉笔掉在地上时，我差点把午饭给丢了。 罗利得到了我们一起创作的漫画的所有赞誉。 我想