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OOPS. HI, I'M STEW PID. I must've banged out twenty strips, and I didn't even break a sweat. I WONDER WHAT IS IN THIS CUTE LITTLE BOX? THAT'S NOT A BOX, IT'S A BRICK, YOU DUMB MORON! OOPS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO OPEN IT ALL DAY.

哦。嗨，我是stew pid。我打出了二十张纸条，却连一滴汗都没出。 我想知道这个可爱的小盒子里是什么？ 那不是盒子，是砖头，你个白痴！哦。 我一整天都在试图打开它。

DOCTOR, COULD I HAVE A NEW BUTT? MY OLD ONE HAS A CRACK IN IT. CREIGHTON, I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, EVERYONE'S BUTT HAS A CRACK IN IT! OH YEAH, I FORGOT. The great thing about these "Creighton the Cretin" comics is that with all the idiots running around my school, I will never run out of new material. When I got to school today, I took my comics to Mr. Ira's office. He's the teacher who runs the school newspaper. But when I went to turn my strips in, I saw that there was a pile of comics from other kids who were trying out for the job. Most of them were pretty bad, so I wasn't too worried about the competition.

医生，我能换个新屁股吗？ 我的旧的有一条裂缝。 克莱顿，我跟你说过无数次了，每个人的屁股上都有裂缝！哦，对了，我忘了。 这些“Creighton The Cretin”漫画的伟大之处在于，有那么多白痴在我的学校里跑来跑去，我永远不会缺少新素材。 当我今天到学校的时候，我把我的漫画带到艾拉先生的办公室。 他是经营校报的老师。 但是当我把我的连环画交上去的时候，我看到那里有一堆其他孩子写的漫画，他们都在尝试这份工作。 他们中的大多数都很糟糕，所以我不太担心竞争。

Girls RULE! by tabitha cutter and lisa russel. don't walk near our lunch table, tyler green! yeah, you're not even cute! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! girls RULE!

女孩规则!作者：塔比瑟·卡特和丽莎·拉塞尔。 不要走近我们的午餐桌，泰勒·格林！是啊，你一点都不可爱！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！女孩规则!

One of the comics was called "Dumb Teachers," and it was written by this kid named Bill Tritt. Bill is always in detention, so I guess he has a bone to pick with just about every teacher in the school, including Mr. Ira. So I'm not too worried about the chances of Bill's comic getting in, either.

其中一个漫画叫做“愚蠢的老师”，是一个叫比尔·特里特的孩子写的。 比尔总是被关禁闭，所以我想他对学校里的每个老师都有仇，包括艾拉先生。 所以我也不太担心比尔的漫画能不能入选。

Hey, Mr. Ira, you pooped your pants again. Nuh Uh! Yuh Huh! There were actually one or two decent comics in the bin. But I slipped them under a pile of paperwork on Mr. Ira's desk. Hopefully, those ones won't turn up until I'm in high school. Thursday Today, during morning announcements, I got the news I was hoping for.

艾拉先生，你又拉裤子了。 Nuh哦!刚才他啊!垃圾桶里其实有一两本像样的漫画。 但我把它们塞到了艾拉先生桌子上的一堆文件下面。 希望这些在我上高中之前不会出现。 星期四今天，在早上的公告中，我得到了我一直期待的消息。