5 Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf As soon as Wolf began to feel That he would like a decent meal, He went and knocked on Grandma's door. When Grandma opened it, she saw The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin, And Wolfie said, 'May I come in?' Poor Grandmamma was terrified,

小红帽和大灰狼小红帽和大灰狼刚想要美餐一顿，他就去敲奶奶家的门。 当奶奶打开它时，她看到了那锋利的白牙齿和可怕的笑容，狼说：“我可以进来吗？”可怜的奶奶吓坏了，

'He's going to eat me up!' she cried. And she was absolutely right. He ate her up in one big bite. But Grandmamma was small and tough, And Wolfie wailed, 'That's not enough! 'I haven't yet begun to feel 'That I have had a decent meal!' He ran around the kitchen yelping, 'I've got to have another helping!' Then added with a frightful leer, 'I'm therefore going to wait right here 'Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood 'Comes home from walking in the wood.' He quickly put on Grandma's clothes. (Of course he hadn't eaten those.) He dressed himself in coat and hat. He put on shoes and after that He even brushed and curled his hair, Then sat himself in Grandma's chair. In came the little girl in red. She stopped. She stared. And then she said,

“他要把我吃掉！”她叫道。 她是绝对正确的。 他一口就把她吃掉了。 但是奶奶又小又坚强，小狼哭着说：“那还不够！我还没有开始觉得我吃了一顿像样的饭呢！他在厨房里跑来跑去，叫着：“我还得再吃一份！”然后又可怕地抛了个媚眼说：“所以我就在这儿等着，直到小红帽小姐在树林里散步回来。”他迅速穿上奶奶的衣服。 （当然他没有吃过那些东西。）他穿上外套，戴上帽子。 他穿上鞋子，然后他甚至梳头、卷头发，然后坐在奶奶的椅子上。 穿红衣服的小女孩走了进来。 她停了下来。她凝视着我。然后她说，

'What great big ears you have, Grandma.' 'All the better to hear you with,' the Wolf replied. 'What great big eyes you have, Grandma, 'said Little Red Riding Hood. 'All the better to see you with,' the Wolf replied.

“奶奶，你的耳朵好大啊！”“为了听得更清楚，”狼回答说。 “奶奶，你的眼睛好大啊！”小红帽说。 “为了更好地看你，”狼回答。

He sat there watching her and smiled. He thought, I'm going to eat this child. Compared with her old Grandmamma She's going to taste like caviare. Then Little Red Riding Hood said, 'But Grandma, what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.' 'That's wrong!' cried Wolf. 'Have you forgot 'To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got? 'Ah well, no matter what you say, 'I'm going to eat you anyway.' The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. She aims it at the creature's head

他坐在那里看着她，微笑着。 他想，我要吃掉这个孩子。 和她的老祖母比起来，她会吃起来像鱼子酱。 然后小红帽说：“但是奶奶，你穿了一件多么可爱的大毛大衣啊。“不对！”狼叫道。 “你是不是忘了告诉我，我有几颗大牙齿？” “好吧，不管你说什么，‘反正我要吃了你。’”小女孩笑了。 一只眼皮忽闪忽闪。她从内裤里掏出一把手枪。 她把枪对准那个生物的头

And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

砰砰砰，她开枪打死了他。

A few weeks later, in the wood, I came across Miss Riding Hood. But what a change! No cloak of red, No silly hood upon her head. She said, 'Hello, and do please note 'My lovely furry WOLFSKIN COAT.'

几个星期后，在树林里，我遇到了小红帽小姐。 但这是多么大的变化啊！没有红色的斗篷，头上没有愚蠢的兜帽。 她说：“你好，请注意‘我可爱的毛茸茸的狼皮大衣’。”