08 Formula 86 Delayed Action Mouse-Maker

Formula 86 Delayed Action Mouse- Maker 'Children are rrree-volting!' screamed The Grand High Witch. 'Vee vill vipe them all avay! Vee vill scrrrub them off the face of the earth! Vee vill flush them down the drain!' 'Yes, yes!' chanted the audience. 'Wipe them away! Scrub them off the earth! Flush them down the drain!' 'Children are foul and filthy!' thundered The Grand High Witch. 'They are! They are!' chorused the English witches. 'They are foul and filthy!' 'Children are dirty and stinky!' screamed The Grand High Witch. 'Dirty and stinky!' cried the audience, getting more and more worked up. 'Children are smelling of dogs' drrroppings!' screeched The Grand High Witch.

公式86延迟动作鼠标制造者的孩子们是正确的投票!大女巫尖叫道。 “我们要把他们都赶走!”我们要把他们从地球上抹去!我们会把他们冲进下水道的!“是的，是的!”观众齐声高呼。 “把它们擦掉!”把它们从地球上清除!把它们冲进下水道!“孩子们又脏又脏!”大女巫吼道。 “他们!他们!英国女巫异口同声地说。 “又脏又脏!”“孩子又脏又臭!”大女巫尖叫道。 “又脏又臭!观众们喊道，越来越激动起来。 “孩子们身上有狗屎的味道!”大女巫尖声说。

'Pooooooo!' cried the audience. 'Pooooooo! Pooooooo! Pooooooo!' 'They are vurse than dogs' drrroppings!' screeched The Grand High Witch. 'Dogs' drrroppings is smelling like violets and prrrimroses compared vith children!' 'Violets and primroses!' chanted the audience. They were clapping and cheering almost every word spoken from the platform. The speaker seemed to have them completely under her spell. 'To talk about children is making me sick!' screamed The Grand High Witch. 'I am feeling sick even thinking about them! Fetch me a basin!' The Grand High Witch paused and glared at the mass of eager faces in the audience. They waited, wanting more. 'So now!' barked The Grand High Witch. 'So now I am having a plan! I am having a giganticus plan for getting rrrid of every single child in the whole of Inkland!' The witches gasped. They gaped. They turned and gave each other ghoulish grins of excitement.

“Pooooooo !观众叫道。 “Pooooooo !Pooooooo !Pooooooo !“比狗屎还可怕!”大女巫尖声说。 “狗的粪便和孩子的相比，闻起来像紫罗兰和樱草花!”“紫罗兰和樱草花!”观众齐声高呼。 讲台上的每一句话，他们都在鼓掌欢呼。 演讲者似乎把他们完全迷住了。 “谈论孩子让我恶心!”大女巫尖叫道。 “我一想到他们就觉得恶心!”给我拿个盆来!”大女巫停了下来，怒视着观众中那一大群热切的面孔。 他们等待着，想要更多。 “现在!”大女巫吼道。 “所以现在我有了一个计划!”我有一个庞大的计划，要除掉整个英墨兰的每一个孩子!”女巫们倒吸了一口气。 他们目瞪口呆。他们转过身来，兴奋地互相咧嘴笑了笑。

'Yes!' thundered The Grand High Witch. 'Vee shall svish them and svollop them and vee shall make to disappear every single smelly little brrrat in Inkland in vun strrroke!' 'Whoopee!' cried the witches, clapping their hands. 'You are brilliant, O Your Grandness! You are fantabulous!' 'Shut up and listen!' snapped The Grand High Witch. 'Listen very carefully and let us not be having any muck-ups!' The audience leaned forward, eager to learn how this magic was going to be performed. 'Each and every vun of you,' thundered The Grand High Witch, 'is to go back to your home towns immediately and rrree-sign from your jobs. Rrree-sign! Give notice! Rrree-tire!' 'We will!' they cried. 'We will resign from our jobs!' 'And after you have rrree-signed from your jobs,' The Grand High Witch went on, 'each and every vun of you vill be going out and you vill be buying…' She paused.

“是的!大女巫吼道。 “我们要把它们吞下去，把它们吞下去，我们要让英国的每一个臭小子一下子消失!”“哇! !女巫们拍手叫道。 “陛下啊，你是光辉灿烂的!你太棒了!“闭嘴，听我说!”大女巫厉声说。 “听好了，别把事情搞砸了!”观众们身体前倾，急切地想知道这个魔术将如何表演。 “你们每一个人，”至尊女巫吼道，“马上回到你们的家乡去，辞去你们的工作。 Rrree-sign !通知!Rrree-tire !“我们会的!”他们叫道。 “我们要辞职!”“在你们签字离开岗位之后，”最高女巫接着说，“你们每个人都要出去买东西……”她顿了一下。

'What will we be buying?' they cried. 'Tell us, O Brilliant One, what is it we shall be buying?' 'Sveet-shops!' shouted The Grand High Witch. 'Sweet-shops!' they cried. 'We are going to buy sweet-shops! What a frumptious wheeze!' 'Each of you vill be buying for herself a sveetshop. You vill be buying the very best and most rrree-spectable sveet-shops in Inkland.' 'We will! We will!' they answered. Their dreadful voices were like a chorus of dentists' drills all grinding away together. 'I am vonting no tuppenny-ha'penny crrrummy little tobacco-selling-newspaper-sveet-shops!' shouted The Grand High Witch. 'I am vonting you to get only the very best shops filled up high vith piles and piles of luscious sveets and tasty chocs!' 'The best!' they cried. 'We shall buy the best sweetshops in town!' 'You vill be having no trouble in getting vot you vont,' shouted The Grand High Witch, 'because you vill be offering four times as much as a shop is vurth and nobody is rrree-fusing an

“我们要买什么?”他们叫道。 “告诉我们，哦，聪明的人，我们要买什么?”“Sveet-shops !大女巫喊道。 “糖果店!他们叫道。 “我们要去买糖果店!”多么令人讨厌的胡言乱语!“你们每个人都要给自己买一家糖果店。 你会买到英国最好、最好看的糖果店。“我们会的!”我们将!他们回答说。 他们那可怕的声音就像牙医的钻头在一起磨牙。 “我可不想在卖烟草的报纸糖果店里卖两便士的东西!”大女巫喊道。 “我告诉你，只去最好的商店，那里堆满了一堆堆香甜的糖果和美味的巧克力!”“最好的!”他们叫道。 “我们要买镇上最好的糖果店!”“你们要得到你们想要的选票不会有什么困难，”大女巫大声说，“因为你们要出的价钱是商店价钱的四倍，而且没有人愿意给你们钱。

offer like that! Money is not a prrroblem to us vitches as you know very vell. I have brrrought vith me six trrrunks stuffed full of Inklish banknotes, all new and crrrisp. And all of them,' she added with a fiendish leer, 'all of them homemade.' The witches in the audience grinned, appreciating this joke. At that point, one foolish witch got so excited at the possibilities presented by owning a sweet-shop that she leapt to her feet and shouted, 'The children will come flocking to my shop and I will feed them poisoned sweets and poisoned chocs and wipe them all out like weasels!'

就像那样提议!你很清楚，钱对我们来说不是问题。 我带来了六个箱子，里面装满了崭新的英国钞票。 而且所有的，”她又恶狠狠地抛了个媚眼，“都是自己做的。”观众中的女巫们都笑了，很欣赏这个笑话。 这时，一个愚蠢的女巫对拥有一家糖果店所带来的可能性感到非常兴奋，她跳起来喊道:“孩子们会蜂拥到我的店里来，我要给他们吃有毒的糖果和巧克力，然后把他们像黄鼠狼一样消灭掉!”

The room became suddenly silent. I saw the tiny body of The Grand High Witch stiffen and then go rigid with rage. 'Who spoke?' she shrieked. 'It vos you! You over there!' The culprit sat down fast and covered her face with her clawed hands. 'You blithering bumpkin!' screeched The Grand High Witch. 'You brrrainless bogvumper! Are you not rrree-alizing that if you are going rrround poisoning little children you vill be caught in five minutes flat? Never in my life am I hearing such a boshvolloping suggestion coming from a vitch!' The entire audience cowered and shook. I'm quite sure they all thought, as I did, that the terrible white-hot sparks were about to start flying again. Curiously enough, they didn't. 'If such a tomfiddling idea is all you can be coming up vith,' thundered The Grand High Witch, 'then it is no vunder Inkland is still svorming vith rrrotten little children!'

房间里突然变得安静了。 我看到至尊女巫的小身体变得僵硬，然后又因愤怒而变得僵硬。 “谁说?她尖叫道。 “这对你不利!”你在那边!”罪犯坐了下来，用她那有爪子的手捂住脸。 “你这个胡说八道的乡巴佬!”大女巫尖声说。 “你这个没脑子的笨蛋!”你难道没有意识到，如果你到处给小孩子下毒，你会在五分钟内被抓住吗? 我这辈子还从来没听过一个妖婆说这样荒唐的话呢!”全场观众都吓得发抖。 我敢肯定，他们都和我一样认为，可怕的白热的火花又要飞起来了。 奇怪的是，他们没有。 “如果你能想出的就是这种无聊的主意，”至尊女巫怒吼道，“那就不怪了，英国还在到处都是可恶的小孩子!”