01 Hairy Faces

Hairy Faces What a lot of hairy-faced men there are around nowadays. When a man grows hair all over his face it is impossible to tell what he really looks like. Perhaps that's why he does it. He'd rather you didn't know. Then there's the problem of washing. When the very hairy ones wash their faces, it must be as big a job as when you and I wash the hair on our heads. So what I want to know is this. How often do all these hairy-faced men wash their faces? Is it only once a week, like us, on Sunday nights? And do they shampoo it? Do they use a hairdryer? Do they rub hair-tonic in to stop their faces from going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faces cut and trimmed or do they do it themselves in front of the bathroom mirror with nail-scissors?

现在脸上多毛的男人真多啊。 当一个男人满脸都是头发时，很难判断他到底长什么样。 也许这就是他这么做的原因。 他宁愿你不知道。 接下来就是洗衣服的问题。 当那些毛茸茸的动物洗脸时，它一定和你我洗头发一样大。 我想知道的是这个。 这些满脸毛发的男人多久洗一次脸? 就像我们一样，每周只在周日晚上看一次吗? 他们会洗头吗?他们用吹风机吗? 他们会用护发素来阻止他们的脸变秃吗? 他们是去理发店把脸上的毛剪掉还是自己在浴室的镜子前用指甲刀剪?

I don't know. But next time you see a man with a hairy face (which will probably be as soon as you step out on to the street) maybe you will look at him more closely and start wondering about some of these things.

我不知道。但是下次当你看到一个满脸毛发的男人时(很可能是在你走到街上的时候)，也许你会更仔细地观察他，并开始思考其中的一些事情。