17 Augustus Gloop Goes up the Pipe

17 Augustus Gloop Goes up the Pipe When Mr Wonka turned round and saw what Augustus Gloop was doing, he cried out, 'Oh, no! Please, Augustus, please! I beg of you not to do that. My chocolate must be untouched by human hands!' 'Augustus!' called out Mrs Gloop. 'Didn't you hear what the man said? Come away from that river at once!' 'This stuff is fabulous!' said Augustus, taking not the slightest notice of his mother or Mr Wonka. 'Gosh, I need a bucket to drink it properly!' 'Augustus,' cried Mr Wonka, hopping up and down and waggling his stick in the air, 'you must come away. You are dirtying my chocolate!' 'Augustus!' cried Mrs Gloop. 'Augustus!' cried Mr Gloop. But Augustus was deaf to everything except the call of his enormous stomach. He was now lying full length on the ground with his head far out over the river, lapping up the chocolate like a dog.

17奥古斯都·格卢普上了水管当旺卡先生转过身来，看到奥古斯都·格卢普在做什么时，他喊道:“哦，不!求求你，奥古斯都，求求你!我求你不要那样做。 我的巧克力不能被人碰过!“奥古斯都!格鲁普太太喊道。 “你没听见那人说的话吗?” 马上离开那条河!“这东西太棒了!”奥古斯都说，丝毫没有注意到他的母亲和旺卡先生。 “天哪，我需要一个桶才能好好喝!”“奥古斯都，”旺卡先生喊道，跳上跳下，在空中挥舞着他的棍子，“你必须离开。” 你弄脏了我的巧克力!“奥古斯都!格鲁普太太喊道。 “奥古斯都!格鲁普先生叫道。 但是奥古斯都什么都听不见，除了他那巨大的胃的呼唤。 他现在直挺挺地躺在地上，把头伸到河的远处，像狗一样舔着巧克力。

'Augustus!' shouted Mrs Gloop. 'You'll be giving that nasty cold of yours to about a million people all over the country!' 'Be careful, Augustus!' shouted Mr Gloop. 'You're leaning too far out!' Mr Gloop was absolutely right. For suddenly there was a shriek, and then a splash, and into the river went Augustus Gloop, and in one second he had disappeared under the brown surface. 'Save him!' screamed Mrs Gloop, going white in the face, and waving her umbrella about. 'He'll drown! He can't swim a yard! Save him! Save him!' 'Good heavens, woman,' said Mr Gloop, 'I'm not diving in there! I've got my best suit on!' Augustus Gloop's face came up again to the surface, painted brown with chocolate. 'Help! Help! Help!' he yelled. 'Fish me out!' 'Don't just stand there!' Mrs Gloop screamed at Mr Gloop. 'Do something!' 'I am doing something!' said Mr Gloop, who was now taking off his jacket and getting ready to dive into the

“奥古斯都!格鲁普太太喊道。 “你会把你那讨厌的感冒传染给全国大约一百万人的!”“当心，奥古斯都!”格鲁普先生喊道。 “你身体向外倾斜得太厉害了!”格卢普是绝对正确的。 因为突然一声尖叫，接着是扑通一声，奥古斯都·格卢普跳进了河里，一秒钟后他就消失在棕色的水面下了。 “救他!格卢普太太尖叫着，脸色发白，挥舞着她的伞。 “他会淹死!他一点儿也不会游泳!救他!救他!“天哪，女人，”格卢普先生说，“我才不跳进去呢!”我穿上了我最好的西装!”奥古斯都·格卢普的脸又浮出水面，被巧克力涂成了棕色。 “帮助!的帮助!的帮助!他喊道。 “把我捞出来!”“别光站在那儿!”格鲁普太太对着格鲁普先生尖叫。 “做点什么!“我在做点什么!”格卢普先生说，他正在脱下夹克，准备跳入水中

chocolate. But while he was doing this, the wretched boy was being sucked closer and closer towards the mouth of one of the great pipes that was dangling down into the river. Then all at once, the powerful suction took hold of him completely, and he was pulled under the surface and then into the mouth of the pipe. The crowd on the riverbank waited breathlessly to see where he would come out. 'There he goes!' somebody shouted, pointing upwards. And sure enough, because the pipe was made of glass, Augustus Gloop could be clearly seen shooting up inside it, head first, like a torpedo. 'Help! Murder! Police!' screamed Mrs Gloop. 'Augustus, come back at once! Where are you going?' 'It's a wonder to me,' said Mr Gloop, 'how that pipe is big enough for him to go through it.' 'It isn't big enough!' said Charlie Bucket. 'Oh dear, look! He's slowing down!' 'So he is!' said Grandpa Joe. 'He's going to stick!' said Charlie. 'I think he is!' said Grandpa Joe. 'By golly, he has stuck!' said Charlie. 'It's his stomach that's done it!' said Mr Gloop. 'He's blocked the whole pipe!' said Grandpa Joe. 'Smash the pipe!' yelled Mrs Gloop, still waving her umbrella. 'Augustus, come out of there at once!'

巧克力。但就在他这么做的时候，这个可怜的男孩被一条垂到河里的大管子吸得越来越近。 突然间，强大的吸力把他完全抓住了，他被拉到水面下，然后进入了管子口。 河岸上的人群屏息凝神，等着看他会从哪里出来。 “他走了!”有人喊道，指着上面。 果然，因为管子是玻璃做的，可以清楚地看到奥古斯都·格卢普头朝下，像鱼雷一样从管子里射了出来。 “帮助!谋杀!警察!格鲁普太太尖叫道。 “奥古斯都，马上回来!”你要去哪里?“对我来说，这真是个奇迹，”格卢普先生说，“那根管子怎么能大到让他穿过去。”“它不够大!”查理·巴克特说。 “哦，天哪，看!”他减速了!“是的!”乔爷爷说。 “他会坚持下去的!”查理说。 “我想他是!”乔爷爷说。 “天哪，他卡住了!”查理说。 “是他的胃干的!”格鲁普先生说。 “他把整个管道都堵住了!”乔爷爷说。 “打碎管子!”格卢普太太喊道，仍然挥舞着她的伞。 “奥古斯都，马上从那儿出来!”

The watchers below could see the chocolate swishing around the boy in the pipe, and they could see it building up behind him in a solid mass, pushing against the blockage. The pressure was terrific. Something had to give. Something did give, and that something was Augustus. WHOOF! Up he shot again like a bullet in the barrel of a gun. 'He's disappeared!' yelled Mrs Gloop. 'Where does that pipe go to? Quick! Call the fire brigade!' 'Keep calm!' cried Mr Wonka. 'Keep calm, my dear lady, keep calm. There is no danger! No danger whatsoever! Augustus has gone on a little journey, that's all. A most interesting little journey. But he'll come out of it just fine, you wait and see.' 'How can he possibly come out just fine!' snapped Mrs Gloop. 'He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!' 'Impossible!' cried Mr Wonka. 'Unthinkable! Inconceivable! Absurd! He could never be made into marshmallows!' 'And why not, may I ask?' shouted Mrs Gloop. 'Because that pipe doesn't go anywhere near it! That pipe – the one Augustus went up happens to lead directly to the room where I make a most delicious kind of strawberryflavoured chocolate-coated fudge…' 'Then he'll be made into strawberry-flavoured chocolatecoated fudge!' screamed Mrs Gloop. 'My poor Augustus! They'll be selling him by the pound all over the country tomorrow morning!'

下面的人可以看到巧克力在管子里的男孩周围嗖嗖作响，他们可以看到巧克力在他身后堆积成一团，推着堵住的东西。 压力太大了。 有些东西必须放弃。有什么东西给了，那就是奥古斯都。 !势如破竹般的增长他像枪管里的子弹一样再次射击。 “他的消失!格鲁普太太喊道。 “那根管子通到哪里?” 快!快叫消防队!“保持镇静!”旺卡先生叫道。 “保持冷静，我亲爱的夫人，保持冷静。 没有危险!没有任何危险!奥古斯都去旅行了，仅此而已。 一次非常有趣的小旅行。 但他会挺过来的，你等着瞧吧。“他怎么可能没事呢!”格鲁普太太厉声说。 “他会在五秒钟内被做成棉花糖!”“不可能的!旺卡先生叫道。 “不可思议!不可思议!荒谬!他永远不会被做成棉花糖!”“为什么不呢，我可以问一下吗?格鲁普太太喊道。 “因为那根管子根本不靠近它!”那根管子——奥古斯都爬上去的那根，正好直通我做草莓味巧克力软糖的房间……”“那他就会被做成草莓味巧克力软糖!”格鲁普太太尖叫道。 “我可怜的奥古斯都!明天早上他们就会在全国各地按磅卖他了!”

'Quite right,' said Mr Gloop. 'I know I'm right,' said Mrs Gloop. 'It's beyond a joke,' said Mr Gloop. 'Mr Wonka doesn't seem to think so!' cried Mrs Gloop. 'Just look at him! He's laughing his head off! How dare you laugh like that when my boy's just gone up the pipe! You monster!' she shrieked, pointing her umbrella at Mr Wonka as though she were going to run him through. 'You think it's a joke, do you? You think that sucking my boy up into your Fudge Room like that is just one great big colossal joke?' 'He'll be perfectly safe,' said Mr Wonka, giggling slightly. 'He'll be chocolate fudge!' shrieked Mrs Gloop. 'Never!' cried Mr Wonka. 'Of course he will!' shrieked Mrs Gloop. 'I wouldn't allow it!' cried Mr Wonka. 'And why not?' shrieked Mrs Gloop. 'Because the taste would be terrible,' said Mr Wonka. 'Just imagine it! Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop! No one would buy it.' 'They most certainly would!' cried Mr Gloop indignantly. 'I don't want to think about it!' shrieked Mrs Gloop. 'Nor do I,' said Mr Wonka. 'And I do promise you, madam, that your darling boy is perfectly safe.' 'If he's perfectly safe, then where is he?' snapped Mrs Gloop. 'Lead me to him this instant!'

“完全正确，”格卢普先生说。 “我知道我是对的，”格卢普太太说。 “这可不是开玩笑，”格卢普先生说。 “旺卡先生似乎不这么认为!”格鲁普太太喊道。 “看看他!”他笑得要命!你怎么敢这样笑，我的儿子刚下了水管!你的怪物!她尖叫着，用伞指着旺卡先生，好像要把他打穿。 “你认为这是个玩笑，是吗?” 你以为把我儿子吸进你的软糖屋只是一个天大的玩笑吗?“他会非常安全的。”旺卡先生说着，微微地笑了起来。 “他会是巧克力软糖!”格鲁普太太尖叫道。 “从来没有!”旺卡先生叫道。“他当然会!”格鲁普太太尖叫道。 “我不允许!”旺卡先生叫道。 “为什么不呢?”格鲁普太太尖叫道。 “因为味道会很糟糕，”旺卡先生说。 “想象一下!”奥古斯都口味的巧克力糖衣软糖!没人会买的。“他们肯定会的!”格鲁普先生愤怒地喊道。 “我不想去想它!”格鲁普太太尖叫道。 “我也不知道，”旺卡先生说。 “我向您保证，夫人，您的宝贝儿子绝对安全。“如果他完全安全，那么他在哪里?”格鲁普太太厉声说。 “马上带我去见他!”

Mr Wonka turned around and clicked his fingers sharply, click, click, click, three times. Immediately, an Oompa- Loompa appeared, as if from nowhere, and stood beside him. The Oompa-Loompa bowed and smiled, showing beautiful white teeth. His skin was rosy-white, his long hair was golden-brown, and the top of his head came just above the height of Mr Wonka's knee. He wore the usual deerskin slung over his shoulder. 'Now listen to me!' said Mr Wonka, looking down at the tiny man. 'I want you to take Mr and Mrs Gloop up to the Fudge Room and help them to find their son, Augustus. He's just gone up the pipe.'

旺卡先生转过身，使劲地敲了敲手指，咔哒，咔哒，咔哒，敲了三下。 立刻，一个不知道从哪里冒出来的奥柏伦柏出现了，站在他身边。 奥柏伦柏人鞠躬微笑，露出洁白的牙齿。 他的皮肤是红白的，他的长发是金棕色的，他的头顶刚好高出旺卡先生的膝盖。 他把平常穿的鹿皮披在肩上。 “现在听我说!”旺卡先生低头看着这个小个子男人说。 “我要你带格卢普夫妇到福吉屋去，帮他们找到他们的儿子奥古斯都。 他刚刚爬上了水管。”