04 Mr Coombes

Mr Coombes The flush of triumph over the dead mouse was carried forward to the next morning as we all met again to walk to school. 'Let's go in and see if it's still in the jar,' somebody said as we approached the sweet-shop. 'Don't,' Thwaites said firmly. 'It's too dangerous. Walk past as though nothing has happened.' As we came level with the shop we saw a cardboard notice hanging on the door.

We stopped and stared. We had never known the sweetshop to be closed at this time in the morning, even on Sundays. 'What's happened?' we asked each other. 'What's going on?' We pressed our faces against the window and looked inside. Mrs Pratchett was nowhere to be seen. 'Look!' I cried. 'The Gobstopper jar's gone! It's not on the shelf! There's a gap where it used to be!' 'It's on the floor!' someone said. 'It's smashed to bits and there's Gobstoppers everywhere!' 'There's the mouse!' someone else shouted. We could see it all, the huge glass jar smashed to smithereens with the dead mouse lying in the wreckage and hundreds of many-coloured Gobstoppers littering the floor. 'She got such a shock when she grabbed hold of the mouse that she dropped everything,' somebody was saying.

'But why didn't she sweep it all up and open the shop?' I asked. Nobody answered me. We turned away and walked towards the school. All of a sudden we had begun to feel slightly uncomfortable. There was something not quite right about the shop being closed. Even Thwaites was unable to offer a reasonable explanation. We became silent. There was a faint scent of danger in the air now. Each one of us had caught a whiff of it. Alarm bells were beginning to ring faintly in our ears. After a while, Thwaites broke the silence. 'She must have got one heck of a shock,' he said. He paused. We all looked at him, wondering what wisdom the great medical authority was going to come out with next. 'After all,' he went on, 'to catch hold of a dead mouse when you're expecting to catch hold of a Gobstopper must be a pretty frightening experience. Don't you agree?' Nobody answered him.

'Well now,' Thwaites went on, 'when an old person like Mrs Pratchett suddenly gets a very big shock, I suppose you know what happens next?' 'What?' we said. 'What happens?' 'You ask my father,' Thwaites said. 'He'll tell you.' 'You tell us,' we said. 'It gives her a heart attack,' Thwaites announced. 'Her heart stops beating and she's dead in five seconds.' For a moment or two my own heart stopped beating. Thwaites pointed a finger at me and said darkly, 'I'm afraid you've killed her.' 'Me?' I cried. 'Why just me?' 'It was your idea,' he said. 'And what's more, you put the mouse in.' All of a sudden, I was a murderer.

At exactly that point, we heard the school bell ringing in the distance and we had to gallop the rest of the way so as not to be late for prayers. Prayers were held in the Assembly Hall. We all perched in rows on wooden benches while the teachers sat up on the platform in armchairs, facing us. The five of us scrambled into our places just as the Headmaster marched in, followed by the rest of the staff. The Headmaster is the only teacher at Llandaff Cathedral School that I can remember, and for a reason you will soon discover, I can remember him very clearly indeed. His name was Mr

Coombes and I have a picture in my mind of a giant of a man with a face like a ham and a mass of rusty-coloured hair that sprouted in a tangle all over the top of his head. All grown-ups appear as giants to small children. But Headmasters (and policemen) are the biggest giants of all and acquire a marvellously exaggerated stature. It is possible that Mr Coombes was a perfectly normal being, but in my memory he was a giant, a tweedsuited giant who always wore a black gown over his tweeds and a waistcoat under his jacket. Mr Coombes now proceeded to mumble through the same old prayers we had every day, but this morning, when the last amen had been spoken, he did not turn and lead his group rapidly out of the Hall as usual. He remained standing before us, and it was clear he had an announcement to make. 'The whole school is to go out and line up around the playground immediately,' he said. 'Leave your books behind. And no talking.' Mr Coombes was looking grim. His hammy pink face had taken on that dangerous scowl